| |
THUNDER
© Dave Ling - September
2002
previously published in CLASSIC ROCK magazine
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * |
|
 |
Daniel
Bowes and Luke Morley first met in 1975 during a pre-term
interview day at Haberdashers’ Aske’s, a grammar
school in the south London suburb of New Cross. Although both
were just 11 years old at the time, it was to be a significant
encounter.
More than a quarter of a century later, the pair still play
music together.
“I’ll never forget that day as long as I live,”
reminisces Bowes now. “My mother had made me get my
hair cut for the interview; until that point I’d been
growing my barnet almost down to my arse after my head was
shaved by a blind pensioner in an air raid shelter when I
was eight.
|
| At
the interview, who should sit next to me but this boy here”
– he nods across the table at Morley – “with
loads of very, very long red hair. I whispered to my mother,
‘Look, he’s got long hair’, and she replied
that he wouldn’t get in. But on the first day of term
there he was, looking the same. What a mug I was, getting
mine cut.”
“My first thoughts of Danny were that he was short and
aggressive, but also very funny,” says Luke. “The
first time we actually spoke was in an argument over a stool
in the science lab.”
Although Messrs Bowes and Morley were in the same class, they
didn’t strike up a friendship till three years later.
By that time Luke was in a band, which Danny managed to elbow
his way into after claiming – falsely, as it happened
– that he owned a microphone. Coincidentally, the frontman
forced aside to accommodate the group’s latest recruit
was none other then Malcolm McKenzie, who later managed Thunder.
“And so,” grins Morley, “for the first of
many times, I fired Malcolm.”
“But he took three weeks to pluck up courage,”
Danny adds. “I eventually had to say that unless they
told him, I would do so. Even then they didn’t like
firing him, so they made him their bass player instead.”
With
the addition of drummer Chris Hussey, Nuthin’ Fancy
were formed and the next four years were spent gigging all
over the south London circuit, also releasing the now extremely
rare independent single, ‘Looking For A Good Time’.
When the rhythm section quit, bassist Nick Linden and drummer
Gary ‘Harry’ James stepped in and Terraplane were
born, naming themselves a vintage car.
“I’d been in a rival band called Moontier, and
my first impression of Danny and Luke was how cocky they were,”
remembers James. “They knew where they wanted to go,
they were well organised and they seemed to have the talent
to back it up.”
“We were never short on confidence,” nods Bowes.
“Blind ambition was what drove us. Our first band were
complete rubbish, but we were convinced we were gonna take
over the world. I remember my then girlfriend’s mother
telling me we were diabolical, and in that instant she went
from being a really nice person that I quite fancied in a
secret way to being the worst woman in the world. Everyone
else was entitled to their opinion, but to us it was always
going to be irrelevant.”
|
|
“He’d
just say, ‘Do it louder and faster, and I’ll mix
the drinks’”
Luke
Morley on working with Duran’s Andy Taylor |
A
ruthless hunger for success ensured that they’d do just
about anything necessary to further their cause. Danny laughs:
“The birds who worked at the Marquee’s offices…
we went through all of those. We’d do anything that was
required to help the band.”
An appearance at 1982’s Reading Festival was among Terraplane’s
first breaks, as was being taken under the wing of one-time
Kinks manager Robert Wace. The following year they issued a
debut single, ‘I’m The One’, via the independent
City Records, and within 12 months had been snapped up by Epic
Records. It was to be a turbulent liaison. Epic clearly believed
they’d signed a pop act with rock tendencies, and towards
the relationship’s end there ensued an incredible tug-of-war.
That said, Terraplane were seduced by Epic’s initial optimism,
and before the release of their 1985 debut, ‘Black And
White’, Morley informed me with a straight face that he
believed the album could yield as many hit singles as Blondie’s
‘Parallel Lines’. |
|
Black
guitarist and king birder Rudi Riviere joined the same year
(thus enabling them to label their records: ‘Terraplane
is an equal opportunities group’), but the change proved
to be purely cosmetic.
“Rudi was a nutter for the birds, he’d have fucked
the hair on a barber shop floor,” states an incredulous
Danny. “Seriously, the man had his own diving board.
When we did gigs with him he spent more time at the front
of the stage giving out his phone number than he actually
did playing!”
Various
band images came and went, including a teddy boy look and
a colourful array of outsized garments that became known as
their Andy Pandy suits. By 1987, Terraplane themselves didn’t
seem to know whether they were a rock or a pop band. |
|
|
Though
not without sporadic moments of defiance like ‘I Will
Come Out Fighting’, their ‘Moving Target’
swansong was best summed up by such formulaic horrors as ‘Good
Thing Going’.
“As
was the fashion of the era, Epic thought, ‘Give ’em
all a terrible mullet, stick ’em with a pop producer
and see what happens’, and it was our own weak management
and naïveté that let them do that to us,”
maintains Morley now. “Halfway through the ‘Moving
Target’ album I realised it was a complete mistake,
but by then it was too late.”
It was something that Bowes and Morley swore they would never
allow to happen to them again. After ties with Epic were finally
cut, the pair flew on a shoestring budget first to New York,
then to Los Angeles to get a vibe of what was happening on
the other side of the pond.
“In LA, Guns N’ Roses, Mötley Crüe and
LA Guns were all happening, there was a real scene going on
– unlike in London,” recalls Luke. “We found
it so energising that people were listening to rock music
there.” |
|

|
By
this point Morley had already written ‘Dirty Love’
(a song you’ll hear more about later), and Terraplane
had played it live with newly recruited keyboard player
Ben Matthews. They’d even hooked up with their eventual
producer, ex-Duran Duran/Powerstation guitarist Andy Taylor,
and manager Malcolm McKenzie. But a final clearout was still
required. A crystalising moment came to Morley, Bowes and
McKenzie at a Lita Ford show in London. The ex-Runaways
guitarist had been supporting on Bon Jovi’s European
tour, but had added a headline date at the Marquee Club.
“Jon
and Richie Sambora came out to play an encore with Lita,
and the place went absolutely nuts,” recalls Luke.
“Right away, I nudged Malcolm and said, ‘Right,
let’s go over the St Moritz [infamous after-hours
watering hole] afterwards… let’s sort this thing
out. So we sat down and decided exactly what we were gonna
do – bluesy rock ‘n’ roll – which
is what we should always have done.”
“Luke and I got it right away, but the others didn’t
know what we were talking about,” Danny adds. “Going
to see Dan Reed Network was another big moment, but again
the others were saying, ‘Yeah, but there are too many
samples’. Who gave a fuck? We knew something immense
going on, and that we needed to go up several gears to be
a part of it.”
|
After
seven years suddenly Terraplane were no more, which understably
devastated Nick Linden (they subsequently reconciled with
the bassist), but Danny and Luke had to be ruthless. Opting
for the somewhat clichéd moniker of Thunder for their
new project, various drummers were tried out before Harry
James returned. Ben Matthews, too, was invited on board,
and bassist Mark Luckhurst – nicknamed ‘Snake’
due to his implausibly thin hips – put behind him
his shady past as a backing muso for one hit wonder Owen
Paul (of ‘My Favourite Waste Of Time’ fame)
to complete the team.
From
the very start, Thunder had a very precise idea of how they
wanted to be marketed, and as everybody’s hair grew
and wardrobes of leather stage gear expanded, Morley tapped
in to mine a rich seam of 70s-influenced hard rock for their
spectacular early repertoire. Influenced by all that was
great about Bad Company, Humble Pie and, to a lesser extent,
Led Zeppelin, Luke began to augment ‘Dirty Love’
with ‘Don’t Wait For Me’, ‘Higher
Ground’ and ‘She’s So Fine’ (the
latter co-penned with Taylor).
|
|
"As
the automatic door opened, Harry's whole body convulsed and
evil-looking bright orange vomit spewed forth"
Luke Morley
|
A
deal with EMI was in place by the time of the band’s
inaugural public performance, at the miniscule Opera On
The Green in London’s Shepherds Bush in July of 1989.
There were rave reviews of the show, which concluded with
Andy Taylor joining them for a riotous encore of The Faces’
‘Stay With Me’. When it came to cutting an album,
frustrated rocker Taylor brought a party atmosphere into
the studio. “He’d just say, ‘Do it louder
and faster, and I’ll mix the drinks’, because
he knew we had it in us,” laughs Morley now. “Taylor
was our attitude manager, and the fact that we were having
fun permeated our work. And underneath it all we knew that
if it didn’t work this time we’d be off to the
Job Centre.”
Any
such fears vanished with the release of ‘Back Street
Symphony’. One of the all-time great hard rock debuts,
it was greeted with critical rapture in 1990. Playing every
show like it was their last, Thunder were lucky to hitch
their wagons to major tours with Aerosmith and Heart and
played numerous headline club dates, but it wasn’t
until an opening spot in front of 72,000 at that summer’s
Castle Donington festival (on a bill completed by Whitesnake,
Aerosmith, Poison and the Quireboys) that anybody –
let alone the group – realised how popular they’d
become. As the fateful day approached, somebody had left
the air conditioning running overnight on the tour bus.
|
Bowes
realised his voice was shot, resulting in a series of nasty
injections. A Harley Street doctor told him to remain completely
silent for three days, and right until the moment of truth
nobody had been certain whether or not the miracle remedy
would work.
“Everyone else had done the soundcheck, I almost shat
myself when I walked onto that stage,” he recollects.
“It was almost a self-fulfilling prophecy; this could
be the beginning for us – even the punters seemed
to know it. And I hadn’t even sung aloud to myself,
because I was too scared. So when it worked, the release
of energy was almost frightening.”
“I was looking down at my guitar when we opened with
‘She’s So Fine’, and when the riff rang
out there was this huge roar,” Luke agrees. “It
was so bloody enormous, I looked over my shoulder to see
whether someone else had followed us out. The adrenalin
was pumping so much, apart from that I don’t remember
the show at all.”
|
|
Thunder
had graduated from a Shepherds Bush boozer to headlining three
nights at Hammersmith Odeon in just 15 months, shifting 100,000
copies of their debut album in the process. In America, Cinderella
manager Larry Mazer had taken up their affairs and A&R
legend John Kalodner, who’d caught Thunder’s Donington
set on the radio whilst en route with Aerosmith to the show,
succumbed to the lobbying of Guns N’ Roses singer W
Axl Rose, Steven Tyler of Aerosmith and Whitesnake leader
David Coverdale and signed the band. |
|
“I
gave an Oscar-winning performance as a guy who was afraid
his band was gonna break up.
The whole thing was made up.”
Danny Bowes on the 'Luke to join Whitesnake' rumours
|
Luke
and Danny had learned of Axl Rose’s interest in Thunder
during a visit to the Rainbow Bar & Grill in Los Angeles.
After spotting Axl dining with a girlfriend, the next several
hours were spent deep in conversation. And later, as everybody
exited onto Sunset Boulevarde, Rose even revealed a copy of
‘Back Street Symphony’ in his car stereo.
“He’d given me the thousand yard stare until I
told him I was in Thunder, but he and his missus came and
sat at our table, and we talked for three or four hours,”
relates Morley. “It was a fascinating conversation,
mainly about English music. He had some interesting theories.
When anyone tells me now that Axl Rose is a complete nutter,
I find it quite hard to believe based upon that conversation.
He’s a very bright lad, and I wonder how much of his
madness is contrived.”
But Thunder were to be plagued with ill fortune. Plans to
tour the US with David Lee Roth were scuppered by the ex-Van
Halen singer’s cancellation, and although some 250,000
copies of ‘Back Street Symphony’ found American
homes, it amounted to chickenfeed while other acts were shifting
millions. The band had spent so long touring the debut that
there was little time to write a follow-up, and because of
Mike Fraser’s work with Thunder and Aerosmith had made
him so popular they waited around in vain for the in-demand
engineer. |
 |
With
pressure around them mounting, the band found time to let
off steam and in June 1991 played a now legendary one-off
secret show at Tramshed Theatre in London as Danny & The
Doo-Wops. ‘Laughing On Judgement Day’ finally
emerged in August of 1992, and although not quite as indispensable
as its predecessor, the double set nevertheless housed the
Top 40 hits ‘Low Life In High Places’, ‘Everybody
Wants Her’, ‘A Better Man’ and ‘Like
A Satellite’. Even Morley now admits that it was “an
indulgence” to have recorded 20 songs and selected 14
favourites. A North American tour with Iron Maiden followed,
during which time Thunder were openly courted by Maiden’s
manager Rod Smallwood, though they remained loyal to Malcolm
McKenzie. And there was a second appearance at Castle Donington,
again on a bill topped by Steve Harris and company. On top
of all this, the spectre of the Seattle explosion was just
emerging. The pair can now address Thunder’s decision
to spurn Smallwood with hindsight, but they remain uncertain
they’d have done anything differently.
“I liked Rod Smallwood as a bloke, but I wouldn’t
have wanted him as my manager,” Danny comments. “I
didn’t feel he understood what we were about.”
“It’s swings and roundabouts,” professes
Luke. “Going with a big company like Smallwood or Q
Prime [who represent Metallica] would’ve opened doors,
but although Malcolm didn’t have their level of experience,
his enthusiasm and commitment to the cause was invaluable
at the start. We did eventually part company with him, but
it was at the right time.” |
|
And
Luke adds: “For me, the biggest negative factor to affect
our career was not who was managing us, but the arrival of
grunge.”
Turning
a blind eye to such perils, Thunder set about enjoying their
newfound popularity. After the lean Terraplane years, all
forms of rock ‘n’ roll decadence – groupies
in particular – were grasped at every available opportunity.
Condoms were introduced to their backstage rider, and a bizarre
method of scoring, based on the golfing par system, was instigated.
Each band member had to get lucky at least once on every night
of the tour, otherwise they’d be one under par. I travelled
with Thunder a lot around this time and recall a certain band
member being two under par at the start of the evening, but
claiming to be four above by the time he came down to breakfast
the next day.
“On one particular tour we’d vowed to get 100
points, and a version of Churchill’s ‘England
expects every man to do his duty’ speech was trotted
out in the bar,” says Danny. “But we were drinking
for England as well,” guffaws Morley, “and as
everybody knows that those two pastimes aren’t always
compatible.”
Such antics were a welcome diversion from the uncertainty
of the group’s career, and Thunder’s first line-up
change arrived in late ’92 when Snake was sacked after
a Japanese tour. Although the rift was later mended, and the
bassist briefly played with the David Coverdale-Jimmy Page
alliance, the straw that broke the camel’s back was
a regrettable incident involving Harry James’ birthday
cake and Classic Rock lensman Ross Halfin.
“Things had been brewing for six months,” recalls
Luke. “Ross wanted to photograph Danny and I alone,
so he told the rest of the band to fuck off, as only Halfin
can do. So Snake later decided Ross should end up wearing
Harry’s cake. Nobody could quite believe it, but to
his credit Ross took it pretty well, passing the remains of
this cake to his assistant and continuing with the session.”
|
|
The
first that Bowes, who had retired to the non-smoking dressing
room next door, knew of the incident was when Halfin stormed
in and informed the singer that he’d only refrained
from flooring the bassist on account of their friendship.
Danny beams as he recalls informing the snapper: “Don’t
hold back on my account, mate.”
Over the next couple of years, the all-consuming success of
Nirvana and Pearl Jam made life very difficult indeed for
bands like Thunder (who’d been joined by Swedish bassist
Mikael Höglund). Indeed, column inches became so rare
that Morley and Bowes now claim to have hatched a plan to
generate invaluable press coverage. The way they tell the
story now is that they ‘leaked’ an attempt by
David Coverdale to poach Morley for Whitesnake, thus causing
a serious rift. |
|
| “We
fanned all that up ourselves,” laughs Luke, who incidentally
remains in contact with Coverdale about the possibility of
future work. “I don’t even know how it started,
we just gave it a little nudge here and there to keep it going.
Someone from his band even said I’d been rehearsing
in Los Angeles with them, when I’d been in Portugal
playing golf with Harry!”
“In an interview with a certain writer, I gave an Oscar-winning
performance as a guy who was afraid his band was gonna break
up,” offers Danny. “The whole thing was made up.”
Press and radio apathy were cunningly offset by Thunder’s
policy of playing annual and very extensive tours of the UK.
And although their next album, 1995’s ‘Behind
Closed Doors’, was to be their last for EMI, it was
nevertheless a Top Five release that offered further hit singles
in ‘River Of Pain’ and ‘Castles In The Sand’.
Well aware of their crowd-pulling capacity, Bon Jovi invited
them play two shows at Wembley Stadium. After the greatest
hits collection ‘Their Finest Hour (And A Bit)’,
the band temporarily became a quartet with the loss of Höglund,
severed ties with Malcolm McKenzie and hopped labels to Castle
Communications offshoot Raw Power for ‘The Thrill Of
It All’ in ’96.
New Labour had been preceded into power by a typically buoyant
Thunder anthem called ‘Welcome To The Party’ (“Welcome
to the party, there’s a new kid in town/Looking like
a million, gonna bring our burden down”), but deeper
moments like ‘Pilot Of My Dreams’ and ‘Hotter
Than The Sun’ confirmed the maturing of their sound.
Yet proud as Thunder (and their new recruit, ex-Then Jericho/Go
West bassist Chris Childs) were of their status as a band
of the people, they soon discovered that it didn’t cut
both ways. While the audience lapped up the more cabaret moments
of their live performance, it became increasingly difficult
to remind some that they were serious. That said, ‘The
Thrill Of It All’ still sold 30,000 copies in just a
month. |
|
“When
anyone tells me that Axl Rose is a complete nutter, I find
it quite hard to believe”
Luke Morley
|
In
1997, they moved across to Eagle Records for their first
official live album, the deceptively titled ‘Live’,
while Morley played some gigs with Taylor in the reformed
Powerstation. Indeed, because Thunder’s own tours
continued to attract large crowds – in terms of bums
on seats they easily outsold more fashionable names like
The Black Crowes – they kept adding new dates, and
Luke spent much of that year on the road.
Little did anyone outside Thunder’s inner circle suspect
that the band’s fifth album, 1999’s ‘Giving
The Game Away’, would be their swansong. Although
still signed to Eagle, they’d become weary of the
label hopping and also perhaps of the overbearing expectations
of their audience. Musical tastes were changing, and although
Morley had very gently attempted to integrate his love of
Steely Dan into their sound on ‘…Thrill…’,
there were disapproving murmurs from the fans.
|
| “Did
we tour too much? Certainly we became stuck in a bit of rut,”
Luke muses now. “For about three years it had felt like
we were wading through treacle. Live attendances were still
incredible, but it became a bit of an albatross. We’d
never happened in America, and that made it worse because
had we done so could’ve gone there for eight weeks each
year and kept out of the faces of the British public a bit
more.”
On Guy Fawkes Night of 1999, a statement was issued. “After
a great deal of exploration, discussion and soul searching,
we have decided to split up,” it revealed. “The
reasons are many and complex, but to cut a long story short,
we feel we have no choice. We must stress that this decision
is due to outside business forces and not down to any personal
or musical differences within the band.” There was to
be a final UK tour, but Thunder would no longer be attempting
to add to their impressive tally of 16 Top 40 hits.
“It was a simple matter of economics,” shrugs
Danny, who first voiced everyone’s doubts. “We
were finding it increasingly hard to find a record company
that would allow us to compete. Throughout the last two years
of Thunder, I’d been considering a way of stopping.”
“There was no way to expand,” Luke concurs. “And
in that position, things can only get worse. We didn’t
want to end up playing at the Dog & Duck in ten years
– it seemed right to get out while we could still do
a good job of selling out theatres.” |
|
“We
were probably guilty of stagnating,” admits Harry
James. “By the time it as all over I was quite happy
because it meant I might have some new challenges. And fortunately
that’s been the case. That said, playing with other
bands has only made me realise what a fucking great set
of musicians Thunder were.”
There
were scenes of great sadness on the farewell tour, which
lasted into the following year and were encapsulated by
the double live ‘They Think It’s All Over…
It Is Now’ concert set. Afterwards, Morley released
‘El Gringo Loco’, an underrated debut solo album
that finally allowed him to wear his classic rock influences
on his sleeve. He also gigged in the UK and Japan with a
band featuring Harry James, Ben Matthews and Chris Childs.
To all intents and purposes, Bowes vanished completely from
the business, which was exactly what he wanted. Uncomfortable
with being recognised in public, Danny effectively retired
from performing until two labels began asking him to make
a solo album.
Even before the demise of Thunder, it had been rumoured
that Danny Bowes would make a solo record. Obviously, the
fact that Luke Morley wrote the lion’s share of Thunder’s
material presented a problem, but it also made the prospect
more interesting. After the band’s farewell shows,
Bowes found out he’d been contracted to EMI to deliver
an album since 1996, and there were further loud demands
from the Japanese market.
“But because I was so used to working with Luke, I
just couldn’t find a partner,” explains Danny.
“So I went back to EMI, told ’em I was fed up
with the whole process, and would they mind allowing me
out of the deal. Fortunately, they agreed. But the Japanese
just wouldn’t leave me alone, and one night after
a few drinks I ended up mentioning it to Luke…”
|
| “Luke
and Danny have always been perfectly matched. They should
probably get married…?”
Harry James |
|
Along with a cast including celebrated soul diva Linda ‘It’s
In His Kiss’ Lewis and her sister Dee, the pair have
created a sassy little grower of an album that nods its hat
towards Al Green, The Doobie Brothers, Otis Redding and Steely
Dan. With a pair of UK shows confirmed (see On The Road) and
some positive reviews of ‘Moving Swiftly Along’
secured, Bowes & Morley are enjoying their fresh start.
Inevitably, some people just won’t get it. Bowes in
particular couldn’t look anything less like a ‘rock
god’ if he tried, and dissenting voices in the Classic
Rock office have wondered why the duo don’t just get
back to what they do best – playing bluesy hard rock.
“I never really felt comfortable with that image,”
objects Danny. “And with each Thunder album it became
more tortuous to tour, partially because I wasn’t getting
any younger. I always felt pressure because it was the big,
hard rock numbers that everybody wanted to hear, and I refused
to dip out of the difficult notes. I’d rather die trying
than cheat the audience.
“Luke was also feeling slightly limited towards the
end of Thunder,” he adds. “Fans would tell you
after the show that they wished you’d keep on making
the same record over and over again. That was the last thing
on our minds. Besides, I’ve come to terms with the fact
that my big moment was back then. Now I’m quite happy
to make a nice record – okay, maybe it’s one with
minority appeal – but I’m not looking to set the
world on fire anymore. I want to make a record that pleases
me.”
“There’s no pressure on us to pursue any particular
direction, we can do exactly what we like,” echoes Morley.
“I was recently told it sounded like Hall & Oates,
which was surprising. Someone else said Mike + The Mechanics,
which of course I objected to. But people seem to like it,
and if so then who knows… we could make another.”
|
The
secret behind Danny and Luke’s partnership is that
each individual’s role has been carefully defined.
Besides being the owner of an inspirational voice, Bowes
was always the outfit’s organisational brains, and
Luke the creative spark. And competition has never been
on the agenda. As previously alluded, the pair have tried
to work apart, and been found wanting. After 32 years of
musical collaboration, might they proceed for as long as,
say, Jagger and Richards?
Having
been through thick and thin with his vocalist and guitarist,
Harry James is the man best to answer the above question.
"Those two have always been perfectly matched, and
there's a mutual respect," reckons the drummer, adding
with a knowing wink: "They should probably get married...?"
|
|
|
While the guitarist and vocalist have busied themselves with
Bowes & Morley, James himself kept busy playing with Magnum
and Paul Young. However, the subject of a Thunder reunion
is rarely far away, and the news that Bowes and Morley are
collaborating again (with Harry co-writing a song on their
new ‘Moving Swiftly Along’ album) will only rake
up the coals. Not that anybody’s denying the possibility.
“When most bands who’ve had an 11-year career
split up, it’s usually because they want to kill each
other,” shrugs Luke in conclusion. “We’re
still friends. So we’d be unwise to write off the possibility.
We just had to get right away from it for a while… maybe
it’d be nice to do it again at some point.” |
| *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * |
| |
IS
IT A BIRD? A BULLET TRAIN? A STREET-FIGHTING MAN?
No, it’s Thunder’s loony drummer Harry James
We
asked Luke Morley and Danny Bowes to relate their favourite
stories about Thunder’s eccentric percussionist and
Crystal Palace supporter, Gary ‘Harry’ James.
Luke:
“One morning after the night before in Tokyo we travelled
by Bullet Train to Osaka. H was in a terrible state, and on
the way to the station he threw up a full litre of orange
juice into a plastic bag. On the platform, a fan approached
for an autograph. H passed the punter the still-full plastic
bag and proceeded to sign the guy’s albums.
“The train arrived, H took back the puke-filled bag
– anybody else would have left the hapless punter with
the offending bag! – and stepped onboard. A young Japanese
girl greeted him. As the automatic door opened, H’s
whole body convulsed and evil-looking bright orange vomit
spewed forth. Trying not to soak this poor girl, he turned
his head left and sent another stream into the First Class
carriage, which was populated by horrified businessmen. Time
stood still for a couple of seconds and then H looked up,
wiped his mouth and said, ‘Sorry about that, I don’t
feel very well’, then took his seat, lit up a B&H
and said, ‘That’s better’.” |
Danny:
“Luke had the idea of getting Harry to play a song
as the first encore at Hammersmith Odeon - just him and
an acoustic guitar. But the plan still needed a twist, so
we hooked him to wires and flew him around the stage. We
nailed it in production rehearsals, but when it came to
the show, the man controlling the wires was blind drunk.
At the cue for lift off… nothing happened. Then a
split second later it did, but much too fast!
“Harry shot into the air like a firework, then careered
back and forth and up and down, bouncing off the walls –
all taking place 20 feet up. Imagine a rag doll on a string,
holding a guitar and being continually whipped left and
right. The fans thought it was all planned, and it was truly
hilarious to watch... if you didn’t know. Harry was
eventually lowered and though badly shaken, carried it off
like the insane professional he is. The ‘Alcoholic
Wire Man’ was duly fired without pay. My only regret’s
that I didn’t get it on video.”
Luke:
“We were in Osaka, having it large in the Hard Rock
Café. Snake’s days were numbered and we all
knew it, so there was a certain amount of tension. H had
once again distinguished himself at the bar, downing copious
amounts of strawberry daiquiri, and on the 200 yards or
so back to the hotel he suddenly became very aggressive.
Inexplicably, he tried to land a punch on Danny, who with
minimal effort sidestepped, sending ‘Street Fighting
Man’ – as he came to be known – arse over
tit into the gutter. The following day’s gig was possibly
our worst ever. Wanting to finish quickly, H played everything
double speed, thus avoiding the ignominy of vomiting on
stage.”
|
|