Friday 30th September
These days I seem to spend
quite a lot of time at the Beaverwood in Chislehurst; indeed
I shall be going back there again to see Stan Webb’s
Chicken Shack (October 20), the Hawklords (Oct 27) and Blackfoot
(November 8).
Last night at the Beaverwood, Virgil & The Accelerators
played a great gig to launch their debut album, ‘The
Radium’. Virgil McMahon is a frighteningly young but
quite wonderful blues-rock guitarist and a name to watch
out for. Beaverwood promoter Pete Feenstra has taken to
referring to ‘The Radium’ as “The best
blues-rock debut I’ve heard from a young band in many,
many years”, and it’s tough to find fault in
that statement. Virgil’s music offers echoes of Bonamassa,
Clapton and SRV, with some hard rocking ZZ Top-esque licks
thrown in for good measure. When joined by the evening’s
support act, Mitch Laddie, for a couple of tunes that included
an incendiary taken on Freddie King’s ‘Going
Down’, the sparks flew so high that they were probably
visible in John O’Groats. However, there was one teensy-weensy
problem: Virgil’s manager promised to buy me as much
beer as I could drink for a rave review of ‘The Radium’
that appeared in the last issue of Classic Rock. Sadly,
I ended up returning home in a sober(-ish) state. This was
thoroughly unacceptable, and I shall be charging interest
at the next Accelerators gig I attend. Until then, here’s
the set-list: ‘Working Man’, ‘Bad Girl’,
‘Backstabber’, ‘88’, ‘Racing
With Life’, ‘Scuttle Buttin’’, ‘What
Am I To Do’, ‘Somehow, Somewhere, Someday’,
‘Don’t Shake My Hand’, ‘So Excited’
(with Mitch Laddie) and ‘Going Down’ (ditto),
with an encore of the record’s final offering, ‘Silver
Giver’, a slow and beautiful piece which McMahon introduced
as “a song I wrote to say thanks to all the guitar
players that inspired me to pick up the instrument; people
like Jimi Hendrix, Steve Ray and Philip Sayce, but most
of all my father.”
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Thursday 29th September
The past few days were spent thumbing through
many towering piles of Metal Hammer magazine. This year
marks the title’s 25th anniversary, and as the last
remaining member of the original launch team, also one
of the few people in the country to own just about every
copy that’s been published, responsibility for penning
a huge retrospective story fell to yours truly. Looking
back at some of the earliest issues and scanning the covers
made me feel very nostalgic: the magazine has come so
far, I’m happy to say.
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Wednesday 28th September
The result of Crystal Palace’s most important
game in five years: Seaweed 1, Eagles 3. Bragging rights
have been well and truly claimed... get in there! I spent
the afternoon with Mark Cousins and Kev Denman in an almost
deserted public house down in The Lanes, consuming copious
amounts of Hoegarden and enjoying a nice Thai curry. We
then negotiated a very heavy police presence and laughable
public transport links to The Scum’s rather pathetic
new home. Give me a **real** football ground any day of
the week. Having taken the lead early on Shiteon looked
set for a first victory over their fierce rivals on home
soil since 1988, but Palace fought back into the game
and deserved an equaliser ten minutes from time. Two more
quick goals sent the plastic fans scurrying for the exit,
inciting complete and utter decibel-enhanced delirium
for the travelling fans. God, my throat is sore this morning…
but I’m Glad All Over.
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Tuesday 27th September
I was among a regrettably threadbare though enthusiastic
crowd of just 50 or 60 people that witnessed last night’s
gig by Keel. The US band hadn’t performed in Britain
since a trek with Dio on the latter’s ‘Sacred
Heart’ tour back in May 1986 (I caught the pair’s
gig at the NIC in Birmingham). Kudos to vocalist Ron Keel,
guitarist Marc Ferrari and the band (featuring the brilliantly
named new bassist Geno Arce as replacement for Kenny Chaisson)
who pulled out all the stops to please those that had
bothered to turn up. The four tracks aired from their
comeback disc ‘Streets Of Rock ‘N’ Roll’
sounded superb, as did a fan-pleasing array of catalogue
gems, including a promised revision of ‘Cold Day
In Hell’, a song by Steeler, Ron Keel’s previous
group with Yngwie Malmsteen. Ron still has a great voice
and is charismatic enough to win over just about any rock
crowd, but is it likely they’ll return after such
a feeble turnout? Despite his promise to the contrary,
I kinda doubt it. So this might just be a historic set-list:
‘Hell Or High Water’, ‘Somebody’s
Waiting’, ‘Electric Love’, ‘Speed
Demon’, ‘Push And Pull’, ‘Does
Anybody Believe’, ‘Streets Of Rock ‘N’
Roll’, ‘Wrong Thing To The Right Girl’,
‘Let's Spend The Night Together’, ‘Because
The Night’, ‘Here Today Gone Tomorrow’,
‘Rock ‘N’ Roll Outlaw’, ‘Cold
Day In Hell’, ‘Looking For A Good Time’,
‘Tears Of Fire’ and ‘The Right To Rock’,
with an encore of ‘United Nations’ and ‘You’re
The Victim (I’m The Crime)’.
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Monday 26th September
[**Sighs deeply**]: Yet more sporting disappointment.
My friend Neil Pudney had won a pair of tickets for England’s
second T20 game against the Windies, and I accepted a
kind offer to accompany him to the Oval. Having bowled
out the tourists for a paltry score of 113, England then
proceeded to collapse for a feeble 88 runs. After becoming
the world’s best one-day side and the massacres
of Australia, India and Sri Lanka, one can only agree
with skipper Graeme Swann’s description of the game
as “a horror show”. In fact, that doesn’t
do it justice…
My only consolation: The postman has delivered a finished
copy of the expanded edition of Leslie West’s newie,
‘Unusual Subjects’, a release for which I
was honoured to have written the sleeve
notes. It’s a really great hard rockin’
blues record, with cameos from Slash, Billy Gibbons, Steve
Lukather and Joe Bonamassa. I’ve also received Gary
Moore’s ‘Live At Montreux 2010’, a CD,
DVD, BluRay package that features a liner essay penned
by yours truly. Nice!
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Sunday 25th September
Aaaah, the highs and lows of being a sports fan.
You set the alarm clock early for England’s landslide
win in the Rugger World Cup, then watch the highlights
of the same country’s cricketers stuffing the Windies
at T20. This is great… the footie’s up next…
what can possibly go wrong? Trust Crystal Palace to go
and ruin it all. And it would have to be an Eagles reject
to seal the points for bottom of the table and winless
Doncaster – with a 30-yard screamer; the bastard’s
first goal in 18 months. To top it all we had a blatant
pen turned down! FFS!!!!!!
My Saturday morning was spent at a huge record fair over
at Olympia. On the way there I digested the new issue
of Dave Lewis’ fine Led Zeppelin publication Tight
But Loose, which among other matters turns the spotlight
on ‘Stairway To Heaven’. It’s always
a great read.
Returned home with, among other things, a CD bootleg of
a Black Sabbath gig I attended at the Orpheum Theatre
in Boston back in 1992 – nice! – also an interesting-looking
collaboration between Stanley Clarke and George Duke,
an anthology of an English psychedelic rock band from
the 1960s called Kaleidoscope, four mint condition vinyls
of the Average White Band and an official bootleg CD of
Mountain from the Ritz Theatre in NY in 1985 that features
former Uriah Heep man Mark Clarke on bass. They’ll
keep me busy for a while.
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Saturday 24th September
I’m rather partial to a bit of thrash metal,
so there was only one place I’d have spent last
nite – at the Garage for a four-band bill headlined
by my old mates Onslaught, an event compered by none other
than former Acid Reign frontman H, who now earns a living
as a stand-up comedian.
I was pleasantly surprised by Fallen Fate, a quartet from
the North East with a fulsome, crisp sound and some very
advanced levels of professionalism, notably guitarist
Piers Donno-Fuller. The destiny of the genre is in good
hands with young dudes like these.
If Fallen Fate were a swish, shiny Ikea flatpack then
Nightlord were an oak sideboard – perhaps requiring
a coat of varnish and a few handy reinforcement pins,
yet an altogether more stately piece of furniture. Less
reliant on out ‘n’ out pace than the whippersnappers
that preceded them, notably during ‘Cult Of The
Moon’ which began slowly and grew ever more gnarled,
the long-absent Londoners were obviously enjoying being
back after an absence of 17 years. With another gig in
London on November 19, it looks like they’ll be
hanging around awhile… which is pretty good news,
I guess.
To be honest, Ireland’s Gama Bomb bored me shitless,
racing out of the traps as a living, breathing, lager-spilling
clusterbomb of appalling jokes, metallic clichés
and hand-me-down Anthrax riffs. Dull, dull, dull…
So thank fuck for Onslaught, whose dazzling romp through
a shamefully underrated catalogue rescued the night. The
‘All Dwarf Rhythm Section’ (Steve Grice and
Jim Hinder having been somewhat vertically challenged)
is now a thing of the past – Lilliputians are conspicuous
by their absence in Onslaught, whose front row looks like
a rugby pack! – but by f**k did the Bristolians
deliver. I was never much of a fan of Sy Keeler during
the band’s first incarnation, but he’s grown
into the role of a great frontman. The 85-minute set touched
upon all stages of the group’s career, even a song
(‘Shellshock’) from ‘In Search Of Sanity’,
the album they made with Steve Grimmett on vocals. Material
from the reunion discs ‘Killing Peace’ and
‘Sounds Of Violence’ was the match of anything
from the band’s heyday, standing its ground alongside
an array of Godzilla-sized golden oldies that delved all
the way back to 1985’s debut album ‘Power
From Hell’ for ‘Thermonuclear Devastation’.
The set-list ran as follows: ‘Killing Peace’,
‘Born For War’, ‘Let There Be Death’,
‘Sound Of Violence’, ‘Angels Of Death’,
‘Planting Seeds Of Hate’, ‘Metal Forces’,
‘Code Black’, ‘Shellshock’, ‘Flame
Of The Antichrist’, ‘Demoniac’, ‘Burn’
and ‘Power From Hell’, followed by Motorhead’s
‘Bomber’ and ‘Thermonuclear Devastation’.
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Friday 23rd September
You’ve no idea how happy I am that R.E.M.
have split up… finally! Whiny, annoying indie-pop
bitches – begone! And good riddance to you!
I celebrated R.E.M.’s demise with a few extra beers
at last night’s Warrior Soul gig at the Underworld.
The show was opened by Cheerleader, a Stockholm-based
combo whose ‘Vegas Or Bust’ album shows plenty
of potential. With guitarist Rille Lundell, also member
of the headliners, firing out some superb riffs, their
greasy yet eclectic rock ‘n’ roll hit the
spot.
Looking like a cross between Big Jim Dandy and David St
Hubbins, Kory Clarke is a fascinating and unpredictable
frontman. For all his ability as an erudite, political
thinker, he has a darker side. I was sure that he was
‘on something’, indeed a friend who had interviewed
the singer earlier in the evening had brought back tales
of a particularly garbled conversation. Asked about memories
of being signed to Geffen Records, Clarke offered an unintelligible
sequel to E**c Can***a’s infamous monologue of “When
the seagulls follow the trawler, it’s because they
think that sardines will be thrown into the sea”
by stating: “I can always equate to this. Watching
a man masturbate in a little chef on a tiled floor and
releasing giant wads into the sky”. Er… eh?
(Check out Noel Buckley’s story here).
Anyway, the gig was pretty lively. Warrior Soul napalmed
the audience’s faces with ‘The Fourth Reich’
and ‘Fuck The Pigs’, but Clarke was becoming
ever more angry over the soundman’s treatment of
his vocals – “I want some delay… the
same thing Axl Rose gets; he’s so much better than
me, I need more of that shit” – and eventually
stormed back into the dressing room after 65 minutes onstage
in a remarkable, full-blown rock-star tantrum. When he
returned, he was like a man possessed, and the remainder
of the 95-minute show was superb, though the incident
only served to reveal both sides of the singer’s
twisted dual personality. Here’s the set-list: ‘The
Fourth Reich’, ‘Fuck The Pigs’, ‘No
No No’, ‘Rotten Soul’, ‘Song In
Your Mind’, ‘Shock Um Down’, ‘Love
Destruction’, ‘Blown Play’, ‘Shine
Like It’, ‘The Party’, ‘Intro’,
‘Interzone’, ‘The Drug’, ‘Downtown’,
‘Hero’ and ‘Wasteland’.
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Thursday 22nd September
You know what they say about the best of intentions…?
After last night’s trip to Selhurst I’d resigned
myself to a sober viewing of Saint Jude at the Hard Rock
Café for the first of Classic Rock’s exclusive
Subscriber Sessions gigs. It didn’t turn out that
way. I met my friend Bruce Osborne for a pre-show sherbert
or two, and it all went downhill from there. The band
were playing semi-acoustically – their manager Danny
Bowes told me afterwards that all of his considerable
persuasive skills were in employed in getting them to
agree to do so – but the more stripped-down format
provided a better than usual platform than usual for the
exquisite soulful vocals of Lynne Jackaman, who positively
excelled on ‘Garden Of Eden’, ‘Little
Queen’, ‘Angel’, ‘Southern Belles’,
the video track ‘Soul On Fire’ and an encore
rendition of The Small Faces/Temptations-popularised ‘(I
Know) I’m Losing You’. The inclusion of two
songs, ‘Layhee’ and ‘Black Rum And White
Lies’, written since the release of their debut
album made the night more special still. I’d seen
Saint Jude on maybe a half-dozen previous occasions, but
the Hard Rock Café spot was probably the best of
the lot.
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Wednesday 21st September
Crystal Palace’s progression into the
third round of the League Cup brought an annoying headache
– a clash with Mr Big’s gig at Shepherd’s
Bush Empire. Having seen Eric Martin and company at the
same venue two years ago, and again at this summer’s
Download Festival, I decided that I simply had to be at
Selhurst Park. The result was Palace 2, Boro 1. I’d
rather the Eagles had won Saturday’s league game
against the Teesiders but my boy Eddie was excited as
hell to witness the mighty Eagles soaring into the last
16 of the competition for the first time in his life,
thanks to Wilfried Zaha (man of the match, in my opinion)
and an all too rare strike from the hapless Calvin Andrew
(which looked more like an own goal to me). A few voddie
and Diet Cokes beforehand, a great end-to-end game and
we even got to see Steve 'No Relation' Way wearing a shabby
ol’ cardigan that he must have borrowed from Val
Doonican. Priceless stuff.
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Tuesday 20th September
I couldn’t claim to be in full possession
of all the facts, but the news that Mike
Portnoy is suing Dream Theater is a little disappointing.
Things will always get messy whenever someone leaves their
job (voluntarily in Portnoy’s case) yet retains
a stake in the company – I’m assuming that’s
the case here? – but the lawyers are the only winners
in these situations. The legalities must put an end to
any lingering hopes that MP will someday return to DT.
And how regrettable that the court documents, which contain
the addresses of all concerned, have spilled onto the
net.
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Monday 19th September
Unlike many who have celebrated the fact that
W.E.T. and the Steve Augeri Band have taken their place
on the bill, I was disappointed by the cancellation of
Warrant’s spot at the Firefest. Don’t get
me wrong, it’ll be fabulous to see W.E.T. (comprising
Messrs Jeff Scott Soto, Erik Martensson and Robert Säll
of the bands Work Of Art, Eclipse and Talisman –
hence the acronym) but as a fan of Warrant’s new
album ‘Rockaholic’ I expected them to be one
of the show’s highlights. It’s an even bigger
shame that Warrant’s ‘people’ appear
to have handled the situation in a rather shabby manner,
having signed (and apparently reneged upon) an agreement
to appear. How very classy. Not. Oh well, at least we’ll
also get a little bit more Strangeways as a consequence.
Still on the subject of W.E.T., an email from Mario de
Riso of Frontiers Records reprimands me for stating –
erroneously, of course – in a review of Work Of
Art’s new album that Lars Säfsund is a member
of W.E.T., when of course I meant to have said Robert
Säll. The only remotely feasible excuse I can offer
is that there’s such a big overlap with bands such
as W.E.T., W.O.A. and the involvement of their members
in various outside projects such as Lionville, Toby Hitchcock’s
album (which was written and produced by Erik Martensson)
and the newie from Bobby Kimball and Jimi Jamison (which
also includes three terrific Martensson-penned tunes,
and a couple from Säll). I can only offer an apology
and agree to accept the sternest of all punishments: This
afternoon I shall spin Nirvana’s ‘In Utero’.
In its entirety. Twice.
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Sunday 18th September
Incredibly, given that I had spent just about
all of the previous 24 hours with a glass poised at my
lips, this morning I managed haul myself from the pit
at 6am – to watch the highlights of Friday’s
one-dayer between England and India, which the home side
won by six wickets, followed by England’s less than
convincing 41-10 victory over Georgia in the Rugby World
Cup.
I’m still rather disappointed that Crystal Palace
failed to take a point from yesterday’s home game
against Middlesbrough, which was settled by a great strike
from Marvin Emnes in the 65th minute. With the Scum (Shiteon)
losing to Leicester, Boro are now top of the table and
have spent heavily. Results might have slipped a little
in the league, but I remain convinced that my beloved
Eagles will still finish mid-table this season.
At full time I grabbed a bottle of wine for the tube journey
to Camden to check out a gig by Alexa
De Strange & The Sisters Of Seduction at the Labyrinth
Club in the Fiddler’s Arms. I had a great time,
though it had been a very long day and I’d like
to see the female-fronted group (which features the excellent
Robin Guy of GMT on drums) again when I’m –
how can we put this? – a little more steady on my
feet. Ahem.
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Saturday 17th September
My Friday was spent transcribing interviews with
Andy Parker, Michael Schenker and Ron Nevison, piecing
together a retrospective story on UFO’s immortal
double-live set ‘Strangers In The Night’.
There are far, far worse ways of earning a living!
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Friday 16th September
Okay I’ll come clean: Veteran soft-rock
duo Air Supply have always been a bit of a guilty pleasure
of mine, so I jumped at the chance of not only seeing
the band live but also conducting a pre-show interview
with them. Given some of the pix of the Australia-based
duo at their be-mulletted, platinum-selling peak, I expected
them to be a little precious. Not a bit of it. We had
a right old laugh and they provided some great quotes.
In attempting to pinpoint their sound, singer Russell
Hitchcock spread his hands apart and announced: “The
way I look at it… you’ve got Metallica over
here [at one extreme], and The Osmonds over here [at the
other]. Air Supply are somewhere in the middle.”
They also told a great anecdote about working with Jim
Steinman which I’ll save for my story. As I prepared
to leave the room, Graham Russell remarked: “Actually,
Dave, you remind me a little of Jim.” Well, I wish
I had his bank balance.
Killing time before the show at the Jazz Café in
Camden I picked up some interesting, mint condition vinyl
bargains in the Record & Tape Exchange – ‘You
Had To be There’, a 1978 double-gatefold live album
from Jimmy Buffett, a self-titled solo album from the
Clapton/Oldfield/Bowie/Waters/Byron guitarist Tim Renwick
which features a cameo from Procol Harum’s Gary
Brooker. Also invested 50 whole pence on an album from
Sally Oldfield (no, not the one featuring ‘Mirrors’)
which may turn out to be complete and utter crud but it
won’t break the bank.
I wasn’t sure what to expect of Air Supply live.
Hitchcock is now 62 years old, and their catalogue relies
upon quite a few high notes. Graham Russell, the writer
of most of the band’s songs is only a year younger,
but both have retained fine voices. Watching Hitchcock
reminded me a little of Bob Catley; besides all the silly
hand gestures he’s a bit of a ham, but you can tell
that he adores the role of being a frontman and feels
passionately about the band’s music. And why not?
Air Supply are responsible for some of the most quintessential
wimp-rock ever recorded. My friend Jerry Ewing, who was
over on the other side of the room, later told me that
when the band burst into the timeless strains of ‘All
Out Of Love’ it was all too much for the fella standing
next to him, who wept like a baby from the song’s
start to its arm-waving, tissue-soaking climax. Truly
fantastic stuff.
Here’s the set-list: ‘Even The Nights Are
Better’, ‘Just As I Am’, ‘Every
Woman In The World’, ‘Here I Am’, ‘Chances’,
‘Sanctuary’, ‘The Power Of Love’,
‘Everywhere’ (“A brand new song that’s
only a few days old”, according to Russell), ‘The
One That You Love’, ‘Lost In Love’,
‘Dance With Me’ and the Steinman-penned/produced
‘Making Love Out of Nothing At All’, plus
an encore of ‘We Love You’ and ‘All
Out Of Love’, which was introduced by Russell with
the immortal words: “This is a very simple little
song that we hope finds a place in your heart and burns
as a flame until we shall meet again. If we leave you
with one song, it must be this one. There can be no other…”.
Hahaha, genius!
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Thursday 15th September
I’m fast developing a love for my BlackBerry.
It was great to go to the Oval last Friday, sip on an
ice-cold Pimms with the sound of leather on willow in
the background whilst setting up a photosession with Brummie
rockers Shy. However… is it just me, or do the batteries
on these things have a ridiculously short life?
I was en route to the first of yesterday’s interviews
– with Roy Davis, Lee Small and Joe Basketts of
the aforementioned Shy – when, ‘Fzzzzzzzzzzz’,
the bloody thing died on me. How fuggin’ infuriating.
Following a good conversation with Shy about their rather
good new album (entitled ‘Shy’, it’s
released via Escape Music on October 7) I trekked to Status
Quo’s management office in Middlesex to natter with
Francis Rossi and Roy Wood about the QuoFest tour in December.
Rossi is a long-time personal hero that can be relied
upon to give great interviews but he **always** gives
me shit about my hair! He and Roy were in fine form, with
lots of good natured banter. Towards the end of the interview,
responding to a question about whether Quo would consider
playing at next year’s High Voltage festival, perhaps
even making it extra special by revisiting a ‘classic’
album such as ‘Hello!’, ‘On The Level’
or ‘Blue For You’, he threw a complete curveball.
This would not be the time or place in which to share
it, but suffice to say that my flabber was truly gasted
(in a very nice way).
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Wednesday 14th September
I was among a gaggle of British and European
journos to attend a pre-release playback of the new Nightwish
album at a North London facility where some of ‘Imaginaerum’
(due on December 2) was recorded. The Finnish band are
big favourites here at Ling Towers, and although ‘Imaginaerum’
is not as instant as their last two albums ‘Once’
(2004) or ‘Dark Passion Play’ (’07),
the artistic vision of mainman Tuomas Holopainen never
disappoints. This time Holopainen has outdone himself
with 13 hugely overblown individual songs that are conceptually
linked – there will also be a movie with a connecting
storyline. Pip Williams, the man responsible for producing
the symphonic parts that represent Nightwish’s own
Spector-esque wall of sound – as much a trademark
of their oeuvre as the vocal trade-off between Anette
Olzon and bassist Marco Hietala – introduced things
with the words: “This is Tuomas’ masterpiece”.
Although I had to shoot out the door during the last song
(the record’s title cut), to zoom across London
to Selhurst Park, it was hard to disagree. I did manage
to collect a nice album-sized bag bearing the motto: ‘Nightwish,
Sept 13th, 2011’ that will come in handy for those
vinyl-buying excursions.
The delicious food and wine at the playback had whetted
my appetite, so when I saw a nice bottle of strawberry
wine in an Islington supermarket I thought: ‘Hmmm,
that’ll do nicely for the train journey’.
The night was complete was Crystal Palace cruised past
the Premier League opposition of Wigan Pathetic (AKA CPFC
Reserves, thanks to the amount of our former players that
now wear their kit) to reach the Third Round of the Carling
Cup. First half goals from Darren Ambrose and Academy
wonderkid Jonathan Williams had deservedly put the Eagles
ahead, though old boy Ben Watson kept things interesting
by pulling one back at the death. A great game of football
to end a fine day…
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Tuesday 13th September
So it’s official: Jeff Beck is to be honoured
as a Living Legend at this year’s Classic Rock Roll
Of Honour, in a ceremony hosted by Kiss bassist Gene Simmons.
Now that’s an interesting combination! Roll on November
9th!
Thunder have also announced their Christmas show, which
takes place at Nottingham Rock City on December 21, also
a string of gigs from Danny Bowes and Ben Matthews in
January – great news on both counts!
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Monday 12th September
If only there were more rock stars like Peter
Frampton. In the wake of a phone interview I did at the
tail end of last week, Frampton’s office re-contacted
me to say that Peter wanted to speak again. This time
we would call me; what time was I available? All of my
requests for some clarification regarding the problem
were brushed aside: “Peter would rather talk than
write an email”. It sounded a tad worrying. Had
I pissed him off with my line of questioning, I wondered?
Anyway, last night at 6.30pm prompt the office line rang
and Frampton’s inimitable mid-Atlantic tones were
audible once again. Aw… how lovely… he’d
remembered an additional anecdote that he thought I’d
like to include in my story. What a guy!
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Sunday 11th September
Yet another visit to Smelland Road, yet another
frustrating defeat. For the second successive season the
Eagles were in what appeared to be a winning position
with mere minutes to go, only to capitulate to home pressure.
Last year was maddening enough but this time Palace had
actually come from behind to take the lead, only to throw
it away again… grrrrrrr. Until the 71st and 84th
minutes things had been going so well. I’d had a
great, smooth journey from south London to Yorkshire with
my friend Neil Jeffries, an advance CD of The Union’s
newie, ‘Siren’s Song’, on near-constant
repeat in his car. Served in the hospitality of box of
Showsec, a lunch of roast liver with gravy was mouth-wateringly
succulent, and the drinks kept coming during the build-up
to kick-off and beyond (thanks to Uriah Heep’s manager
Martin Darvill for the generous invitation). But then
Messrs Becchio and McCormack had to go and f**k up a perfect
day. It was all too much; I simply couldn’t face
the idea of putting on a plastic smile during in the evening
so I bailed on the Martin Turner’s WA gig in Hull
in favour of three bottles of wine and a barrel full of
self pity on the way back to London. Football… sometimes
it can be a complete load of shit.
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Saturday 10th September
Though the game was interrupted by rain, which
meant the Duckworth-Lewis Method of scoring took its affect
upon an exciting floodlit run chase, I had a fantastic,
cider-soaked time at the Oval with my pal Neil Pudney
and his Rush-mad mates Neil Perriam and Paul Berry. It
was fitting that Ravi Bopara, the subject of torrents
of abuse from the Indian fans sat around me, would help
England over the line as the home side took an unassailable
2-0 series lead. Wish I was going to Lord’s on Sunday,
but I don’t think my liver or indeed my wallet could
stand to do so.
This is rather cool – a fella named Andy has a new
website that will post vintage clippings from the much-missed
RAW magazine, a title that I help to co-found back in
the summer of 1988. His first batch of revisions covers
Issue #33 (Nov 29-Dec 12, 1989) and features my live review
of the near-legendary Skid Row and Vain gig at the Hammy
Odeon. Check it out here.
Nice work, Andy!
Okay… I’m off to the Leeds-Palace game. Come
on you Eagles!
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Friday 9th September
There’s nothing like an early morning
run to get the blood pumping. Bob the faithful border
collie has begun to gaze at me in the most quizzical manner
each time I go to pick up his lead. It’s almost
like he’s trying to say: “Are you actually
gonna throw the Frisbee for me this time, or are we doing
five laps of the park? ’Cos if it’s the latter,
you can bleedin’ well count me out”.
In a short while I shall head across South London to the
Oval for the third one-dayer between England and India.
Nice! Tomorrow I’m off to Yorkshire to see Crystal
Palace’s game against Leeds at Elland Road (followed,
quite possibly, by a gig from Martin Turner’s Wishbone
Ash in the somewhat unlikely locale of Hessle Town Hall,
near Hull). Think that I’ve earned some time away
from my desk after all of the stress I’ve endured,
and also thanks to the hours of work that I’ve put
in during this week. No less than eight interviews were
conducted over the last four days – the most recent
of which, with fabled record producer Ron Nevison (UFO,
MSG, Led Zeppelin, Bad Co, Heart, etc), wound up at 10.30pm
last night. Phew! It’s time to kick back a little…
Should you need me, then I’m on the BlackBerry,
yah, dahling? (Yes, I’ve actually worked out how
to collect my emails!)
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Thursday 8th September
It’s pretty unbelievable to think that
FM’s debut album ‘Indiscreet’
was released 25 years ago today, on September 8th 1986.
The band are planning some pretty cool celebrations of
this anniversary including, I think, some special album-themed
shows. Next month also marks the quarter-century birthday
of the UK’s own Metal Hammer, the first edition
having been published in October of the same year, with
ZZ Top on the cover. I’m proud to say that I was
involved with the title’s launch. To say that it
was a somewhat steep learning curve would be a significant
understatement!! But my… what a momentous time in
my life.
Perhaps unsurprisingly, there’s an FM feature penned
by yours truly in #1 of Hammer. It includes the memorable
exchange:
Dave Ling: Why does ‘Indiscreet’ include
so many songs about girls?
Pete Jupp: “Because we like girls. We think they’re
nice. And besides, you tend to get called an old bender
if you sing about boys.”
Merv Goldsworthy: “It’s funny because all
of the next album will probably be about girls too.”
“Unless Didge [Digital, keys] happens to write a
couple of songs,” interjects Chris Overland. “Then
they will be about boys.”
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Wednesday 7th September
I thoroughly enjoyed The Treatment’s album launch
party at the Borderline, though with hindsight it was
perhaps unwise to have sunk a bottle of wine before the
pre-gig drinking began in earnest. Falling asleep on the
final train home is never fun; neither is the lengthy
and very solitary walk back to Ling Towers during the
wee small hours of the morning.
The Borderline was sold out for the Cambridge band’s
first ever headline show in London, with many of its excited
attendees having accepted the challenge of dressing up
as doctors or nurses. After seeing them onstage six times
previously, I make no bones about my admiration of The
Treatment. Beginning with Nikki Sixx’s favourite
song of the moment, ‘Drink! Fuck! Fight!’,
they always put on a great show and Matt Jones is definitely
among the scene’s best up ‘n’ coming
frontmen, with an amiable presence and a fantastic voice.
‘This Might Hurt’ is the band’s sole
album so far, so they had issues in filling out the set-list.
Though I count myself a huge fan of NWOBHM combo More,
I felt it might have been a mistake to cover two of that
band’s songs – ‘Road Rocket’ and
‘Way Of The World’ – even though they
fit The Treatment’s remit like a rubber globe (for
those that don’t know, the band’s manager/producer
Laurie Mansworth, also of Airrace fame, was a guitarist
with More). To my way of thinking the decision to revive
the old Hurricane Party tune ‘Killer’ also
sent out the wrong signals, something I may have bent
Mansworth’s ears about in the bar afterwards (sorry
again, Laurie!), though their encore revision of the old
Dr Feelgood classic ‘She Does It Right’ was
terrific. With a tour supporting Alice Cooper approaching
this was a night of triumph for a band with a great future
ahead. Here’s the set-list: ‘Drink! Fuck!
Fight!’, ‘Shake The Mountain’, ‘Coldest
Place On Earth’, ‘The Doctor’, ‘I
Fear Nothing’, ‘Road Rocket’, ‘Winter
Sun’, ‘Just Tell Me Why’, ‘Departed’,
‘Killer’, ‘Nothing To Lose But Our Minds’
and ‘Way Of The World’, plus a repeated version
of ‘The Doctor’ and ‘She Does It Right’.
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Tuesday 6th September
I’m really looking forward to this evening.
One of my fave new bands, the Nikki Sixx-approved The
Treatment, are set to play one of my favourite venues,
The Borderline, in a booze-soaked album launch party.
In keeping with the group’s name, attendees have
been encouraged to dress as nurses or doctors. Dunno about
that, but with several of my best mates set to turn up
I’ve already taken the liberty of pre-booking an
ambulance home. Will also be doing my best to take a first
peek at Lauren Harris’ new band, Six Hour Sundown.
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Monday 5th September
Discovering music from ‘new’ sources is
such a great feeling. Until a few days ago I’d only
heard the name of the B.E. Taylor Group; their records
had passed me by. Then I received a package from German
re-issue label Yesterrock
Records. I bunged ‘Our World’ into the
CD player and… Holy Moly! What a truly superb AOR
release! My ears were seduced by immaculate vocals, quality
musicianship and one fantastic pomp-tinged song after
another (we’ll draw a veil over the album’s
sole ill-advised moment, a track entitled ‘Reggae
Rock ‘N’ Roll’ – ’nuff said).
B.E. Taylor Group, where have you been all my life?!?
I shall be buying the rest of your catalogue.
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Sunday 4th September
I’m both delighted and flabbergasted.
My two young sons are back in Catford again. To cut a
long story short their mother arrived at the new house
in Stockport, realised that she had made a huge mistake
and returned them (and herself) to the family home. The
boys seem relieved to be back where they belong in the
bosom of their native Saaarf Lundaahnn, and I don’t
blame them. A happy ending? Well… how the four of
us will live here beneath the same roof remains to be
seen, especially considering some of the extreme vitriolic
bile that spewed between their mother and myself prior
to her abandonment for pastures new - which were not quite
so green as she envisaged (and also considering that during
the intervening months it’s quite possible from
my perspective that another person may have entered the
equation), but I shall do everything in my power to make
the kids as comfortable as possible. Fingers are crossed
firmly that their school places can be reclaimed.
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Saturday 3rd September
With my connection to Sky Sports having been
terminated due to household budgetary cuts, I jumped on
a bus to the Jolly Sailor pub in Norwood Junction to join
my friend Mark Kentfield for a few cold bevvies and last
night’s international between Bulgaria and England.
The emphatic 3-0 victory leaves England within touching
distance of qualification for the Euro Championships.
Watch now as they win the group with ease, only to turn
in the usual Keystone Cops-style display at the finals.
Look out for monthly updates at the Playlist
and YouTube pages.
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Thursday 1st September
Well, it took a while but I’ve just finished
Michael J K Walsh’s book Runaway Dreams: The Story
Of Mama’s Boys And Celtus. I was slightly irritated
by a few minor errors – for instance, Walsh spells
the name of Chris Tsangarides several different ways –
but as somebody that used to walk from Omagh to Enniskillen
(a distance of 27 miles!) following their earliest gigs,
he tells the story of the three brothers with all the
knowledge of an insider, without coming over as an anorak.
The book begins with a selection of testimonies to the
talents of the McManus trio, with contributions from celeb
‘fans’ Ricky Medlocke, Andy Powell, Warren
DeMartini, Chris Tsangerides (sic), Biff Byford, ‘Fast’
Eddie Clarke, Barry Devlin of Horslips and more…
including yours truly (!). One thing’s for sure:
It’s the first and last time that I will ever see
my name adjoined to those of Barry McGuigan and Angela
Rippon!! Up next in the reading department is Bad Reputation:
The Unauthorized Biography Of Joan Jett by Dave Thompson.
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