Monday 31st October
It was upsetting to hear about the death
of Shy’s Steve Harris, especially as I learned of
it via a text emanating from the band’s bassist
Roy Davis whilst working on a story about the band for
Classic Rock Presents AOR. The guitarist was only 46 years
old and had been battling an aggressively malignant brain
tumour. I had the pleasure of meeting Steve several times
and as well as being a gifted player and song writer (check
out the solo on ‘Reflections’, from 1985’s
‘Brave The Storm’ album here)
he was a modest and extremely likeable fella. Monsewer
Beare and I raised several glasses in honour of Steve
during Saturday night’s Black Spiders gig…
My condolences go out to his missus, Debbie, his family,
and of course his Shy band-mates, all of whom kept a dignified
silence throughout the illness that began back in the
summer of 2009.
Many thanks to writer/photographer Timo Isoaho, who kindly
emailed me this backstage snap
he took of myself and Nightwish bassist Marco Hietala
on a trip to Finland almost four years ago. Still on a
pictorial theme, here’s
the ‘official’ shot of myself and others
from the Crystal Palace Fitter Fans programme striding
the fabled Selhurst Park turf earlier this month. Okay,
now own up… which bastard tuned on the wind machine??!!
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Sunday 30th October
Grrruuuuuuuuuh. Just awoke semi-clothed
on top of the bed, wearing only one sock and with my wallet
decidedly empty. It can only have been another day out
at Selhurst Park, followed by an evening on the town with
Andy Beare…
Though I was disappointed by Crystal Palace’s failure
to beat Reading – both sides had their moments in
the ascendancy – the defence hasn’t conceded
a goal in the last five games, and the club tops the Championship's
‘Last Six Current Form’ table, standing a
place outside the play-offs. That’ll do for me.
My evening was spent at the Forum in Kentish Town where,
following a bottle of wine on the tube, Mr Beare and I
met to watch Black Spiders supporting Volbeat. The Danish
headliners, who fuse bluesy hard rock with rockabilly
and punk, are not exactly among my all-time favourite
groups, but their music was a rather fine soundtrack to
the consumption of cider and the size of the crowd they
pulled was extremely impressive. Black Spiders will never
let you down, and having seen them play pretty much the
same set over and over again for the last couple of years
it was reassuring to hear that they do, in fact, have
some new material stockpiled. Amid stage favourites ‘Stay
Down’, ‘Kiss Tried To Kill Me’, ‘St
Peter’, ‘Just Like A Woman’ and a departing
version of ‘Blood Of The Kings’ that was dedicated
to the late Jimmy Savile, the band revealed two unreleased
ditties; the pacy ‘Revolution Man’ and a more
laid back though no less anthemic tune that’s likely
to be called ‘Kill The Lights’ but which I’m
reliably informed is officially untitled at present. Both
bode well for album #2 for the Spiders.
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Saturday 29th October
Last night’s double-header between It Bites
and Mostly Autumn was my third visit to the Islington
Academy in a week… can I get a season ticket?!
With both bands electing to play for 75 minutes there
was plenty into which to sink one’s teeth. Mostly
Autumn were plugging their brand new live-double ‘Still
Beautiful’, electing to play ten of its cuts (‘Distant
Train, ‘Answer The Question’, ‘Evergreen’,
‘Deep In Borrowdale’, ‘Passengers’,
‘Dark Before The Dawn’, ‘The Last Climb’,
‘Ice’, ‘Questioning Eyes’ and
‘Heroes Never Die’). I was impressed by the
variety and serenity of their music, also the quality
of Oliver Sparnenn’s lead voice. Their final two
songs were pretty darned stunning, it had to be said.
And to all the people that stood around chattering so
loudly during the quiet parts that a communal “schhhhhhhhh!”
was raised: Lick my lovepump, you selfish ass-wipes.
It’s been a while since we last heard anything new
from It Bites – too long, in fact. Set to be released
on March 26, 2011, the countdown to the new album ‘Map
Of The Past’ is now well and truly underway, with
the title cut and its B-side ‘Wallflower’
on sale in the foyer as a new single (available on vinyl,
too!). In addition to that pair the band also began the
show with another new tune called ‘Man In The Photograph’
which sounded terrific, running through three cuts from
their last release ‘The Tall Ships’ (namely
‘Oh My God’, ‘The Wind That Shakes The
Barley’ and an encore of ‘Ghosts’),
filling out their allocated time with a Japanese-only
obscurity called Staring At The Whitewash’ and several
stone-cold IB classics, namely ‘Underneath Your
Pillow’, ‘Screaming On The Beaches’,
‘Kiss Like Judas’ and the epic ‘Old
Man And The Angel’. To many the very notion of an
It Bites without Francs Dunnery (and, to a lesser extent,
bassist Dick Nolan) still borders upon the blasphemous.
Those folks are entitled to their opinion, of course,
so long as they’ve given the John Mitchell-fronted
variety a fair chance. I’d be astonished if such
views were not well and truly renounced. Exiting the Academy
last night with a huge smile, I’ll own up to feeling
a little like a quivering jelly.
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Friday 28th October
Oh wow… Ian Stewart has emailed
over a track called ‘The Sentinel’ from the
new Strangeways album, ‘The Age Of Reason’.
I think I’ve just pooped my undergarments! It’s
absolutely fantastic… much more in the vein of the
group’s signature sound than their comeback disc
‘Perfect World’.
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Thursday 27th October
When Symphony X last rolled through town back
in March and with their new album ‘Iconoclast’
still months away from release, the New Jersey band erred
on the side of caution, featuring just a couple of its
selections in the set. Last night levels of confidence
in their eighth studio record were such that they dished
up all but one song from its regular single-disc edition,
namely ‘Prometheus (I Am Alive)’. Did the
Islington Academy audience complain? Hell no! Why would
they? ‘Iconoclast’ is an excellent album,
paring back the gothic-sounding extremes of their previous
release, 2007’s ‘Paradise Lost’, integrating
marginal elements of industrial and electronic music to
create a clanking, darker and distinctly edgier sound
that’s perfectly suited to its futuristic man-against-machine
concept.
With his strong, rich and completely flawless delivery,
also an effortless connection with the audience, Russell
Allen might just be the natural heir to Ronnie James Dio.
No, I’m not kidding. Russell is **that** good. Throw
in a guitarist as skilled as Michael Romeo and a keyboard
player, Michael Pinnella, who can wipe the floor with
just about anybody in the symphonic-progressive genre
(with the obvious exception of Dream Theater’s Jordan
Rudess) and the result was always going be something very
special indeed. Armed by a crystal clear and spectacularly
loud sound mix, Symphony X delivered everything that was
hoped of them. No wonder Mike Portnoy once described them
as “‘Heaven And Hell’-era Black Sabbath,
with Yngwie Malmsteen on guitar”. Seriously, if
you haven’t seen these guys yet then don’t
cry and moan there are no up ‘n’ coming world-class
heavy metal bands anymore. Here’s the set-list:
‘Iconoclast’, ‘The End Of Innocence’,
‘Dehumanized’, ‘Bastards Of The Machine’,
‘Electric Messiah’, ‘When All Is Lost’,
‘Children Of A Faceless God’, ‘Heretic’,
‘Inferno (Unleash The Fire)’ and ‘Of
Sins And Shadows’, plus an encore of ‘Eve
Of Seduction’, ‘Serpent’s Kiss’
and ‘Set the World On Fire (The Lie Of Lies)’.
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Wednesday 26th October
Manager Dougie Freedman elected to rest
a few senior players for last night’s League Cup
clash with Southampton, but it really didn’t matter.
In fact, with Saints doing likewise the result was an
open, competitive game. The tie was settled by a goal
from Darren Ambrose and a penalty won by wonderkid Johnny
Williams and converted by Jermaine Easter. Palace cruise
into the quarter finals for the first time in nine years.
Yessssssss!
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Tuesday 25th October
Okay, I withdraw the negative comments made about
the autobiography of Colin Hart, Deep Purple and Rainbow’s
tour manager, in this Diary on October 18th. I spent most
of my post-Firefest coach journey to London engrossed
in A Hart Life, which definitely picks up speed after
a so-so beginning. Hart relates his version of the now
legendary Blackmore-Coverdale catfight in Munich, reveals
the tale of John Bonham singlehandedly wrecking of Blackmore’s
parties in LA and, best of all, talks of the Man In Black’s
“shockingly vibrant head of hair” which materialised
overnight. “We looked on in silent awe [but] thought
it best not to mention it,” he snickers. There’s
also mention of Cyndi Drucker, Ritchie’s personal
hairdresser, who once cut my own locks after one of the
band’s parties circa the ‘House Of The Blue
Light’ album in 1987.
No sooner had I put down my overnight bag in Catford and
brewed a welcome cup of tea than it was time to head out
to the 25th birthday party of Metal Hammer magazine at
the Islington Academy. With drinks at 1986 prices(!) and
a selection of live bands it was a great evening. To my
eternal shame I’d never seen Malefice before, though
I was hugely impressed by the Reading-based metalcore
combo. Neither am I a particularly enthusiastic fan of
Orange Goblin. And yet their 40-minute display –
which previewed two rather fine songs from the forthcoming
album, ‘A Eulogy For The Damned’ (I particularly
liked ‘Stand For Something’; the other was
called ‘Red Tide Rising’), as well as a valiant
romp through Sabbath’s ‘Symptom Of The Universe’
– was surprisingly enjoyable. As a member of MH’s
original launch team I find it pretty amazing that the
magazine has lasted for a quarter of a century. That’s
a wonderful achievement… here’s to 25 more
years!
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Monday 24th October
Despite the previous night’s excesses
I awoke fairly early for a pre-Firefest brunch with my
fellow scribe Dave Reynolds and his lovely missus Andrea.
As a consequence of our conversation the ears of quite
a few individuals will have burnt as red as traffic lights.
Made it into Rock City in time for Newman [7],
who got the Sunday bill off to an uplifting start. A guest
appearance from Pete Fry, leader of FarCry, the New Jersey-ites
that Newman replaced on the bill due to the former’s
inability to pay their air fares, was a nice touch though
along with a rousingly received closing rendition of ‘One
Step Closer’ it made me realise that band-leader
Steve really should play a little more guitar of his own.
The early part of the following set from White
Widdow [8] was plagued by microphone and monitor
issues, also an imbalance between and Enzo Almanzi’s
mazy guitar runs and the disappointingly flaccid keys
of Xavier Millis, but matters were resolved by the third
song (‘Cry Wolf’). During a set that included
‘Tokyo Rain’, ‘Strangers In The Night’,
‘Reckless Night’s and ‘Broken Hearts
Won’t Last Forever’, the only time the antipodeans
put a foot wrong was when when frontman Jules Millis stumbled
and almost landed on his derriere during a rock star-like
leap from the drum-riser.
That they secured two encores during the middle of the
afternoon confirms Alien [9] were the
surprise package of Firefest 8. The long-absent Swedes
offered one of the event’s finest vocalists in Jim
Jedhed, who might have looked like a darts player but
sang like an angel, also the AOR song title of the weekend
in ‘Tears Don’t Put Out The Fire’ and
even a moment that caused grown men to wipe something
from their eye as Jidhed locked keyboard player Jimmy
Wandroph in a warm, brotherly embrace during a standing
ovation for a masterful cover of The Marbles’ ‘Only
One Woman’. Fuggin’ great.
Conversely, Kane Roberts [6] was dreadful.
Musically speaking the set, curtailed ten minutes early
with a decent version of ‘Take It Off’, the
song he co-penned with Paul Stanley for the Kiss album
‘Revenge’, was credible enough though the
guitarist (who had slimmed down immensely from his days
with Alice Cooper) seemed apprehensive and ill-prepared,
behaving like he’d never even seen a microphone
before; mumbling, rambling and talking complete and utter
bullshit. There were quite a few ‘tumbleweed moments’…
With blond locks, boyish smile, slim physique and an easy-going
persona that veered a little too close to Partridge Family
territory, Mitch Malloy [8] was a big,
big hit with the ladies. Luckily, his babalacious bass
player Anna Portalupi balanced things out by offering
some eye candy for us fellas. Personally speaking, I find
Mitch’s voice a little too shrill at the top end
(this coming from a Rush fan!), though few melodic rock
fans could possibly have failed to be impressed by a rousing
display that included ‘Mission Of Love’, ‘It’s
About Love’ and an encore of ‘Anything At
All’, the single from his self-titled 1992 debut
that’s still able to fill dance floors.
No doubt about it, Coney Hatch [10] were
band of the weekend. Making their British debut the Canadians
were simply immense. Though my appreciation of their performance
was momentarily distracted by a text from Alison Rye (nee
Joy), enquiring about the status of bassist Andy Curran’s
infamous ‘trouser hamster’, the flow of the
band’s more commercial-sounding moments (‘She’s
Gone’, ‘Fantasy’ and ‘The Girl
From Last Night’s Dream’) and the harder-hitting
likes of ‘Don’t Say Make Me’, ‘Devil’s
Deck’, ‘Hey Operator’, ‘You Ain’t
Got Me’ and ‘Monkey Bars’ was just about
perfect. More please… and soon.
How would headliners Unruly Child [6] follow
that? Well, the truth is that they couldn’t. To
be abundantly clear, the prospect of witnessing all five
members of the original band regrouping to play on a British
stage for the first time – after a hiatus of 19
years – was principal among the factors that drew
yours truly to Nottingham, but despite bringing the house
down I was left sorely disappointed. My understanding
was that the trans-gender Marcie Free – formerly
Mark – had retained the voice of a man and assumed
feminine appearance and mannerisms. Not on the evidence
of last night. From my position in the balcony she merely
sounded androgynous. Don’t get me wrong, it was
wonderful that the audience embraced Free’s life
changes so emphatically, yet equally impossible to circumnavigate
the weirdness of ‘that voice’. When the show
was good – viz ‘You Are My Everything’,
‘Take Me Down Nasty’ and ‘On The Rise’
(ironically, an ode to a stiffie!) – it was superb,
though the old magic returned all too sporadically.
Afterwards, booked onto a National Express coach back
to London at 8am this morning, I decided to have one drink
at the after show party. Bet you know what’s coming
next…? Yeah, I stumbled back to my own hotel at
3am after a night of talking bollocks with the likes of
Coney Hatch’s Carl Dixon,
Jules Millis from the Widdow, Steve Newman, Jay Schellen
of Unruly Child (who I’d actually forgotten was
in a latterday line-up of Asia), the ubiquitous Rob Evans
and all of the Firefest crew among many others. A great
way to end a fantastic weekend. Long may this remarkable
festival live on.
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Sunday 23rd October
I type this with an extreme hangover,
following a marvelous day out at the Firefest. Preparing
to don my ‘professional’ hat in several hours
– Classic Rock Presents AOR have asked me to review
the show’s Sunday segment – I figured I’d
make Saturday my drinking day. After a horrendous 5.45am
alarm call I arrived in Nottingham in time for some goss
and a quick couple of pints of Scrumpy with Dan Tobin
of Earache Records. Sadly, this meant missing the show’s
opening act, Talon. However admission to Rock City was
gained in time for Vega [8], who served up a dollop
of hook-laden exuberance in one of the best sets of the
weekend. As a footbridge between traditional melodic hard
rock and something a little more adventurous, these guys
could have a major role to play in the future.
I was less impressed by Silent Rage [6], who shot
themselves in the foot by including three songs from their
classic debut album ‘Shattered Hearts’ (‘Make
It Or Break It’, ‘Sarina’ and ‘Rich,
Young And Pretty’) in medley form. Grrrr. With Tommy
Denander on guitar and H.E.A.T.’s Jimmy Jay on bass,
the slightly eccentric Jeff Paris [8] got off to
a slow, uneasy start but soon tapped into the Firefest
spirit. It was great to hear him play ‘One Night
Alone’, ‘Lucky This Time’, ‘Stop
Playin’ With My Heart’ and ‘Cryin’’,
somewhat appropriately bursting into his party song ‘Saturday’
Night’ just as news broke that my beloved Crystal
Palace had taken the lead over at Portman Road (the game
finished 1-0!).
Making their much-trumpeted debut concert appearance,
W.E.T. [9] achieved the seemingly impossible by
not only meeting everybody’s expectations, possibly
even surpassing them. I almost had to rush back to the
hotel for a fresh pair of undergarments when Jeff Scott
Soto passed the microphone to Erik Martensson for a sublime
version of Work Of Art’s ‘The Great Fall’.
You’ve no idea how sorry I am to say it but despite
playing their ‘Walk In The Fire’ album in
its entirety, and with original bassist David Stewart
back in the ranks, Strangeways [7] were unable
to follow W.E.T.’s magnificence. This was largely
due to the fact that Terry Brock was suffering from a
bad cold, though compared to its predecessor ‘Native
Sons’ – the album the band **should have played**
– the material from ‘WIFT’ can be a
touch soporific.
To be blunt, the prospect of watching stand-in headliner
Steve Augeri (replacing the advertised Warrant), who had
bored me shitless with Tall Stories at Firefest in ’08,
was nowhere near the top of my priority list. So after
a number or two – Steve’s version of Journey’s
‘Lights’ was, at best, functional –
I checked into my hotel and joined a few boozing buddies,
including Sir Ivan of Gunn, in replenishing our alcohol
levels. As evening drew on, I returned to the hotel bar
where Coney Hatch’s Carl Dixon played a relaxed
and hugely enjoyable one-man show, running though various
solo material (including the poignant ‘The Point
Of This Life’, about the car crash that almost curtailed
his own existence three years ago) plus the likes of ‘Poppa
Was A Rolling Stone’, ‘Pinball Wizard’
and even Coney’s own ‘Hey Operator’.
’Twas great music to drink to and before I knew
it the clock was striking 4am… time for bed!
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Saturday 22nd October
Incredibly, five gigs had been jotted
down in my diary – the first night of the Firefest
weekend, plus no less than four in London town; Joe Bonamassa
at Hammersmith, Chariot at the Royal Toilet, Leaves’
Eyes at the Underworld and the one that I actually ended
up attending, The Union at Islington Academy. It was a
very tough call but in ‘Siren Song’ The Union
have recorded a truly magnificent second album…
one that came second in my list of Best New CDs Of 2011
for Classic Rock magazine (losing out narrowly to Dream
Theater’s ‘A Dramatic Turn Of Events’).
The Union play an irresistible brand of hook-laden bluesy
hard rock, overlain with the superlative vocals of Peter
Shoulder. Though the band are considered to be very much
the baby of ex-Terraplane/Thunder guitarist Luke Morley,
Shoulder is no mere junior partner and aside from the
unbelievable quality of his singing I was surprised by
the sheer amount of lead guitar that he plays live. The
tracks culled from ‘Siren Song’ worked really
well. ‘Black Gold’ sounded fabulous even minus
its honky-tonk backing vocals, ‘Blame It On Tupelo’
and ‘Burning Daylight’ reminded me a little
of Zeppelin and Alice In Chains respectively, whilst ‘Obsession’
was based around some fearsome drumming that the Glitter
Band would have been proud of. The only negative point?
Well, with two albums under their belt I figured that
the band might have played for quite a lot longer than
an hour and 15 minutes… though at least there was
no sign of a duff track all evening. Here’s the
set-list: ‘Watch The River Flow’, ‘Burning
Daylight’, ‘Black Gold’, ‘Saviour’,
‘Easy Street’, ‘Blame It On Tupelo’,
‘Lilies’, ‘Obsession’, ‘The
Remedy Is You’, ‘Cut The Line’, ‘Black
Monday’ and ‘Siren’s Song’, plus
an encore of ‘Come Rain, Come Shine’ and ‘Step
Up To The Plate’.
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Friday 21st October
My intention had been to attend last night’s
gig by Stan Webb’s Chicken Shack at the Beaverwood
Club. In the end, with Firefest weekend approaching and
various editorial deadlines to meet I ended up staying
home and writing a review of Dream Theater’s new
Blu-ray disc, ‘Live At Budokan’, for Prog
magazine. I already owned ‘LAB’ as a double-disc
DVD and triple-audio shebang from its original release
in 2004, but… blimey… this new package –
which including various ‘extra features’ lasts
for more than four hours! – is so much better. Through
necessity I watched it on the kids’ Playstation
(Blu-ray discs are incompatible with regular DVD players
or PCs), but the picture definition is out of this world,
and the audio quality like being sat at the mixing desk
wearing a pair of headphones. Note to self: I shall buy
a Blu-ray player before too long!!
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Thursday 20th October
Having gone through unexpected levels of frustration
to get her on the end of a phone for my Nightwish story,
it was lovely to have a good, long phone chat with Anette
Olzon, who addressed some difficult questions with unexpected
honesty and cheeriness. Anette really doesn’t deserve
the gauntlet of hate she has had to endure since replacing
Tarja Turunen on 30th January, 2007. After all she has
faced during and after the tour for the Finnish group’s
‘Dark Passion Play’ album – including
divorce, childbirth, a panic attack-fuelled onstage meltdown
in Belo Horizonte and even multiple death threats from
Tarja-obsessed nutjobs (yikes!) – she gets extreme
kudos from me for hanging on in there.
I’ve just booked my transport to the Firefest, which
takes place up in Nottingham this coming weekend –
it finally feels real at last! Wish that I could afford
the full 3 x nights in the hotel, but that’s a little
beyond my budget right now so it’s Saturday and
Sunday for me... Unruly Child, W.E.T., Strangeways, Coney
Hatch, Jeff Paris and White Widdow, etc. A stellar cast
of pink fluffiness. This is gonna be pretty bloody special,
I’m sure.
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Wednesday 19th October
Well, that’s another to mark down under
‘life highlights’. As participants of the
now completed Fitter Fans program, my pal Steve Way and
I were among a group of supporters granted permission
to tread the fabled Selhurst Park turf during the half-time
interval of last night’s game with Bristol Shitty.
What an experience! If only Neil Pudney, seated in the
stand and entrusted the box brownie, had taken a few more
photos of Steve and I instead of zooming his lens upon
the visiting cheerleaders from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers…
Oh well, despites its narrow margin the 1-0 win, thanks
to a disputed penalty converted by Glenn Murray after
boy genius Jonny Williams was ‘tripped’ in
the box, was nothing more than the home side deserved,
confirming Palace’s best start to a season in six
years. Freedman’s Super Eagles soar past Shiteon
and into fifth place, one point off an automatic promotion
spot. Get in!!

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Tuesday 18th October
The weather has taken a turn for the worst after an unseasonably
warm and pleasant weekend. Last night I found myself wearing
a sweater whilst the bed warmed up. Reading entertainment
was provided by A Hart Life (Wymer Publishing), the autobiography
of Colin Hart, Deep Purple and Rainbow’s tour manager.
It’s a little light on anything scurrilous so far
but Hart has an easy-going style of narrative, so I’ll
stick with it…
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Monday 17th October
Mr Beare and Eddie and Arnie’s godfather,
Harj Kallah, ended up staying over after Saturday night’s
celebration. We decided to go back out to the park and
kick a ball around again in a attempt to blow away the
cobwebs – with hindsight, a gigantic mistake. I’m
now paying the price for this foolishness. The only consolation
the certain knowledge that The Beare, who last took exercise
back in 1973, is feeling a good deal worse.
With the house empty again I was able to inspect a bundle
of new Rock Candy Records re-issues that had dropped onto
the mat. Oh joy – the first two Lone Star albums!
‘Flat Out’ by Blue Öyster Cult’s
Buck Dharma. Armored Saint’s ‘Delirious Nomad’.
‘Face To Face’ by Angel City. The first Vandenberg
album! ‘Social Intercourse’ by Smashed Gladys…
hmmm, I’m sure that I once met Sally Cato at the
St Moritz Club (and yes, I myself was Smashed!). And one
that I’m less familiar with… Electric Angels…
produced by Tony Visconti, so the chances are it’ll
be good. Rock Candy are really doing the business at the
moment – long may it last!
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Sunday 16th October
My knees and thighs are extremely sore, also my drinking
arm, after a group of visitors descended upon Ling Towers
for an official knees-up to celebrate the return of my
sons Eddie and Arnie for an event we dubbed The Boys Are
Back In Town. Although my long-time associate Malcolm
Dome was unable to attend due to a date with Robert John
Godfrey in Birmingham (!), friends of varying descriptions
– publicists, record label employees, designers,
musicians, photographers and fellow music scribes –
dropped by. Making the most of some superb warm weather,
there was a hugely enjoyable game of football in the local
park. Eddie and I both scored hat-tricks as our team triumphed
10-8, Eddie notching the winning goal following a delightful
near-post flick-on from yours truly, after which I was
hoofed unceremoniously into the air by a Doctor Martens-wearing
Andy Beare (it’s always the same, isn’t it?
Scumwall fans can be relied upon to take the physical
approach when faced by an artisan of an opponent…
LOL!). Sadly, Stampede’s Rueben Archer arrived fashionably
late and declined to join in the final stages of the kick-around,
but we’ll get him next year…
Once the final whistle blew, we returned to drink Ling
Towers dry. A terrific selection of people had congregated
in the back garden – The Beare excluded, obviously!
– and as afternoon bled into evening, then night-time,
a great time was had by all. Thanks to everyone that dropped
by. We’ll do it again for the Euro Championships
next year.
Hugh Gilmore arrived bearing gifts, God bless him. As
well as a six-song EP from his own band Pig Irön,
he brought two fantastic four-disc boxed sets; Frankie
Miller’s ‘The Complete Chrysalis Recordings
(1973-1980)’ and ‘Futurist Manifesto 1974-1978’
by Be Bop Deluxe. Beats a cheap bottle of Sainsbury’s
plonk or a box of Ferrero Rocher any day of the week…
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Saturday 15th October
No doubt about it, Y&T are among the most
consistent performers to frequent the UK’s gig circuit.
As a long-time fan that saw them at the Marquee Club in
Wardour Street way back in ’82, I never miss the
band’s London shows. After spending much of the
day transcribing a lengthy interview with Tuomas Holopainen
of Nightwish at around 5pm I began to develop an uncommon
thirst so opted to dart over to the Garage to meet with
Andy Beare for some pre-show sherberts.
Stampede performed an excellent and well received support
set, mixing pre-reunion gems such as ‘Shadows Of
The Night’, ‘Days Of Wine And Roses’,
‘Missing You’, ‘Moving On’ and
‘The Runner’ with a couple of new chewns (‘Send
Me Down An Angel’ and ‘Having Fun’)
from the comeback disc ‘A Sudden Impulse’.
I hope to see them again soon.
Okay, Y&T have only one original member but the band
remains absolutely first-rate. The tussle-locked Dave
Meniketti is starting to look like a cross between Brian
May and Steve ‘No Relation’ Way but by Christ…
he still has the pipes, and celebrating the 30th anniversary
of their finest album ‘Earthshaker’ they did
their best to tear the roof off the Garage. Mr Beare and
I stood fairly close to the front of the stage, grinning
as though we were still 16 year old kids and drinking
with the thirst of tramps that had found a 50 quid note!
Jeff Scott Soto, who had guested with the San Franciscan
band at the Islington Academy on their previous tour,
made a return visit to duet with Meniketti on ‘Forever’
to end an absolutely joyous two-and-a-half-hour display.
If it sounds like Y&T left me drooling… well,
guilty as charged m’lud. Check out the set-list:
‘On With The Show’, ‘Black Tiger’,
‘Dirty Girl’, ‘Surrender’, ‘Mean
Streak’, ‘Midnight In Tokyo’, ‘Shine
On’, ‘If You Want Me’, ‘Blind
Patriot’, ‘Winds Of Change’, ‘Hungry
For Rock’, ‘Lonely Side Of Town’, ‘Don’t
Bring Me Down’, ‘I Believe In You’,
‘Hurricane’, Drum Solo, ‘Summertime
Girls’, ‘Rescue Me’, ‘Looks Like
Trouble’, ‘Squeeze (with guitarist John Nymann
on vox in place of the late Phil Kennemore) and ‘I’m
Coming Home’, with an encore of ‘Open Fire’
and Forever’. Pretty cool, huh?
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Friday 14th October
Last night, in front of around 60 people Mike
Tramp sang a song called ‘There Must Be More To
Life Than This’ which told the story a down at heel
rock star, whose hair gets thinner, finds himself rebuffed
by MTV and has his Ferrari repossessed. This was an act
of bravery for Tramp, who having experienced multi-platinum
success fronting White Lion and survived grunge with Freak
Of Nature now finds himself up on the tiny stage of the
Purple Turtle in Camden, but who simply cannot and will
not stop performing the rock music that he loves. And
why should he?
Whether Tramp **really** believes his boast that the Rock
‘N’ Roll Circuz are the greatest band
he’s ever played is doubtful, but he’s having
fun and, equally important in his own mind, being age
appropriate at last. Actually, short hair suits Mr Tramp
and he’s kept himself in good physical shape, grinning
as the group churns out its knockaround, slightly punky
pop-rock. The 100-minute show is based upon the Rock ‘N’
Roll Circuz’ two albums, plus ‘Hymn For Ronnie’,
a heart-felt though slightly overbearingly earnest tribute
to Ronnie James Dio that actually includes the couplet:
“Did Ritchie Blackmore ever thank you for making
his Rainbow glow?/What was he thinking when he told you
to go?”
Despite declaring with an almost embarrassed shrug that
“My relationship with the White Lion songs has almost
become like the toothless aunt you have to visit at Christmastime
– you really don’t wanna go there”,
it’s three re-arranged standards (‘Little
Fighter’, ‘Broken Heart’ and ‘When
The Children Cry’) that receive the evening’s
biggest cheers, alongside name-checks for WL’s now
legendary three-night 1988 stint at the Marquee Club and
even a 1978 Eurovision spot with the band Mabel (“I’ll
do everything within my power to prevent that song [‘Boom
Boom’] from going onto YouTube!”). However,
the Dane’s stubbornness as well as his honesty deserve
the utmost respect. Here’s the set-list: ‘Gotta
Get Away’, ‘Alright By Me’, ‘Little
Fighter’, ‘Come On’, ‘The Soldier
Never Started A War’, ‘Wish You Well’,
‘Don’t Let Them Put It On You’, ‘The
World Is Changing’, ‘Broken Heart’,
‘All Of My Life’, ‘Back To You’,
‘When The Children Cry’, ‘No Tomorrow’
and ‘Between Good ‘N’ Bad’, followed
by ‘Hymn For Ronnie’ and ‘More To Life
Than This’.
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Thursday 13th October
Call me a killjoy but as much as VFM is important
in the current climate I find it infinitely preferable
to see two or three bands performing for a reasonable
amount of time each than six crammed into one madcap evening.
The latter option is what happened at last night’s
Smokehead Rocks gig at the Islington Academy, which was
headlined by the Electric Boys – only the latter
went onstage so late that many who’d paid to see
them had already been forced to leave in order to catch
their last trains home.
Thanks to a phone interview with UFO’s Phil Mogg
I wasn’t able to get there till Tainted Nation were
just about to start, so I missed both Sencelled and Dynazty.
Fronted by Eden’s Curse drummer Pete Newdeck, who
was suffering from a bad cold, Tainted Nation were not
for me, I’m afraid. Not at all… On the other
hand, Sweden’s Miss Behaviour were excellent, previewing
a brand new Europe-flavoured song and (according to some
of those that had been there from the start) really upping
the ante. Jettblack had a few sound probs, with the guitar
solos way too low in the mix and swamped by some unnecessary
clanking bass. They went very down well, though.
What minimal crowd there was – 200 people, maybe?
– was starting to thin out by the time the Electric
Boys began at (ulp!) 10.45pm. Conny Bloom and company
locked right into bitchin’ groove (to use a technical
term!) and dished out a really good but all too brief
set, three new ones (‘Father Popcorn’s Magic
Oysters’, ‘The House Is Rockin’’
and ‘Angel In An Armoured Suit’) sprinkled
amid the classics, but by the time things ended at the
unreasonable hour of 11.40pm we were very much down to
the diehards. The set-list ran as follows: ‘Psychedelic
Eyes’, ‘Groovus Maximus’, ‘Father
Popcorn’s Magic Oysters’, ‘Electrified’,
‘Mary In The Mystery World’, ‘The House
Is Rockin’’, ‘Knee Deep In You’,
‘Angel In An Armoured Suit’, ‘Captive
Of My Soul’ and an encore of ‘All Lips ‘N’
Hips’.
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Wednesday 12th October
Okay, following the recent missive about my filing
cabinet (see Sunday), I’m now ‘outing’
myself as a full-blown, card carrying saddo. On the way
home from a hugely enjoyable interview with John McManus,
the former Mama’s Boys bassist/singer, I nipped into
the Record & Tape Exchange, exiting with seven vinyl
albums for the price of just £5.50… a bargain
in anyone’s language. My haul contained some rather
good releases – a mint copy of the 1976 debut from
Alberto Y Los Trios Paranoias on Transatlantic Records,
Jim Capaldi’s ‘The Contender’ (released
the following year, and featuring Paul Kossoff on guitar)
and ‘In Style’ by David Johansen, produced by
Mick Ronson and issued in ’79. To my eternal shame,
however, I also felt compelled to buy ‘Heart-twango
& Raw-beat’, a 1981 release by the Original Mirrors.
Why the heck…? Well, only because it featured Pete
Kircher, later of Status Quo, on the drum stool.
And talking of the mighty Quo, it seems that the cat is
out of the bag. The group’s message board is on fire
with excitement following a revelation in the new issue
of Classic Rock that the band are contemplating some sort
of reunion with original bassist Alan Lancaster and drummer
John Coghlan (first hinted at here on September 15th). “We
haven’t decided what will happen yet, but it’s
exciting because I never thought I would work with those
guys again. And now possibly we will,” reveals Francis
Rossi in the magazine’s story.
Amid all of the pant-wetting euphoria, however, there’s
simply no pleasing some people. “The past should stay
in the past – bad idea!” grumbles one fan. Another
has the audacity to proclaim that: “Quo is and will
always be Rick [Parfitt], Frame [Rossi], Rhino [Edwards],
Andy [Bown] and Matt [Letley].” They’re entitled
to their opinions, of course, but… Hello… planet
Earth calling… are you receiving me? This is a (potential)
reunion of the Frantic Four, a group that ruled the planet
from 1971 to the mid-80s. Should the individuals concerned
decide to play a one-off show together in to 2012 to mark
the fiftieth anniversary of the formation of Quo’s
forerunners The Spectres… well, to quote Ted Nugent
“I’d drag my dick through a mile of broken glass”
to be there.
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Tuesday 11th October
Female-fronted Canadian band Blood Ceremony distil
a variety of chilling influences – Black Sabbath,
Jethro Tull, Uriah Heep and Black Widow, along with various
old horror flicks – into a sound that has been memorably
described as “flute-tinged witch rock”. Having
seen them in a rather inebriated state at the Borderline
earlier this year (Diary, April 22nd), it was good to catch
them again last night; this time in a state of stone cold
sobriety, and in the more cosy surroundings of the Water
Rats in King’s Cross.
Demonstrating a nice line in fixed, glassy-eyed stares,
Alia O’Brien is a deceptively frail and petite but
decidedly attractive frontwoman. With cool fringes attached
to the sleeves of her tight-fitting black party dress –
very Ozzy Osbourne! – her manic bursts of flute and
keyboards accompany some of the most monstrous, cobweb-encrusted
Sabbath-flavoured that riffs you’re likely to hear,
courtesy of Sean Kennedy. Judging by the way it almost fell
apart at the seams (the band definitely need to work on
the endings of their songs), a brand new composition which
I think was entitled ‘The Elder Edge Dark’,
will require some fine-tuning but suggests a continued artistic
growth into a third album. Okay, their lyrics of ‘goat-headed
serfs’ and ‘necromantic soldiers armed with
crystal scythes’ are somewhat cheesy in this day and
age, but they don’t wander into territory that Neil
Peart, Heep or Slayer have previously failed to explore.
No… Blood Ceremony get the thumbs-up from yours truly
– empathically so. Here’s their set-list: ‘The
Great God Pan’, ‘Hop Toad’, ‘Return
To Forever’, ‘My Demon Brother’, ‘Master
Of Confusion’, ‘The Elder Edge Dark’,
‘Oliver Haddo’, ‘Coven Tree’ and
‘Hymn To Pan’, with an encore of ‘I’m
Coming With You’.
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Monday 10th October
What a way to start the week. I haven’t been
listening to Planet Rock radio much anymore due to the guy
that presents their breakfast show being a prize plum, but
this morning something compelled me to make a rare exception.
The strains of Steely Dan’s ‘Reeling In The
Years’, a song that features Jimmy Page’s all-time
favourite guitar solo, filled the kitchen as I alternated
between making the boys’ school sandwiches and throwing
stoopid Elliott Randall guitar hero shapes.
I’ve been busy reviewing albums and absorbing Classic
Rock’s new Fan Pack issues, containing Alice Cooper’s
‘Welcome 2 My Nightmare’ and ‘III’
by Chickenfoot. Both are first-class reads, with in-depth
editorial coverage to accompany the quality of the music.
Chickenfoot’s Sammy Hagar gives CR writer Henry Yates
such a terrific, revealing interview that I might just have
to invest in a copy of his autobiography. Referring to the
singer’s final tour with Van Halen, Sam states: “If
Edward Van Halen really knew what he did, he would have
called me the second he sobered up and said: ‘Dude,
I’m sorry’.” That this call never came
must go some way to explaining why we **still** await the
new Van Halen album, which according to internet rumour
is further delayed due to EVH’s alleged discontent
over the vocals of David Lee Roth.
P.S. As I type, Chickenfoot have confirmed two UK shows
in January, including a gig at Brixton Academy on the 14th.
So… Palace vs Leeds at 3pm, followed by a helping
of sizzling fried Chicken – brilliant!
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Sunday 9th October
The past several evenings were spent working on a
filing system for my office. As a self confessed kleptomaniac,
I’ve retained just about every press release that
I ever received, along with things like gig flyers and
hand-written set-lists. Back in the days of vinyl I used
to insert press biogs into the sleeve of each record which
of course made them very easy to find, but the introduction
of CDs caused a veritable mountain of the things in the
corner of my office. So I bought a new filing cabinet
and have been sorting them alphabetically (okay, I know
how utterly tragic that must sound). Should you seek obscure
release date info for a band such as Horned God, Flattbush,
Sona Fariq, Orgy, The Union Underground or Number One
Son, or a heavy-hitter of rock music (Motörhead,
Maiden, Rush, the Scorps and Porcupine Tree all have their
own folders), then I’m your man… ha-ha-ha…
remind me to get a life someday! But, believe me, there’s
some **extremely** useful reference data stored away in
my office, especially with a separate filing cabinet already
housing a selection of b/w promo pix and press cuttings
from Sounds, Record Mirror, Melody Maker, etc, etc. I
even found a spoof Polymer Records biography for the first
Spinal Tap album!
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Saturday 8th October
Although the point gained from a 2-2 draw served
to confirm a path to next year’s Euro Championships
(where we join Germany, Italy, Spain and Holland, plus the
hosts Poland and Uktraine), a 90th minute equaliser from
Montenegro and Wayne Rooney’s inexcusable sending
off served as harsh reminders of England’s frailties.
Having strolled into a 2-0 lead, the granny-shagging f**kwit
kicked out at Miodrag Dzudovic and quite rightly saw red,
inspiring yet another embarrassing capitulation from the
Thee Lions who had been coasting to a comfortable victory
(though let us not get carried away: Montenegro is a nation
with a population of just 650,000 people). More disappointing
still – England’s lamblike exit from the Rugby
World Cup at the hands of the French. Why on earth did I
get out of bed so early in order to watch such aimless,
gutless tripe? Words fail me…
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Friday 7th October
I’m looking forward to the end of a long
week, also of course to crucial games for England’s
footballers and rugby players. As it’s taking place
a short bus-ride away in Camberwell, my friend Laurie Mansworth,
the Airrace guitarist, has invited me to attend the shooting
of a new video by The Treatment. Providing the time can
be freed up I shall almost definitely accept; it will be
a good way of limbering up for England’s game in Montenegro.
A draw will be sufficient to secure a birth to next summer’s
European Championships… can’t wait! I’ve
already set the alarm clock for tomorrow morning’s
Rugby World Cup quarter-final between England and those
confounded Frogs. Swing low sweet chariot… let’s
not lose this, England… _
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Thursday 6th October
There will be some sore heads at Future Publishing’s
Balcombe Street HQ following last night’s birthday
soiree for Alex Milas, the Editor of Metal Hammer. Having
tied up a productive working day with a great phone interview
with ‘Fast’ Eddie Clarke of Fastway, I joined
a gang of friends that included Malcolm Dome, Xavier Russell
and Sarah Harding for a few liveners in the Crobar.
The party itself took place at Big Red, a rather pleasant
North London boozer that I’m sure I’ll visit
again. Jerry Ewing was among those to conduct deejaying
duties, serenading the throng with some rather fine tunes
that included ‘Carry On Wayward Son’ by Kansas
and John Farnham’s ‘The Voice’. Mr Milas,
AKA The Dark Lord, is one of the nicest geezers I know,
and he deserved the evening’s enormous turnout. There
was cake. There were shots that tasted a bit like mouthwash. |