Monday
31st May
I was already in despondent mood at Selhurst Park,
busy registering my protest at the way the club appeared
to be slip-sliding to oblivion, when **the text** arrived
from my fellow supporter Neil Pudney. Had I seen the new
statement from the administrator, he wondered? The answer
being negative, I asked what had happened. “Fuck!”
said Neil’s reply. “It’s too long to
repeat here but basically says he have until 3pm tomorrow
to make a deal with the bank [that owns the ground]. If
that doesn’t happen, the players will be sold and
the club liquidated.”
Feeling shellshocked, absolutely numb, I tried my best
to join in the chanting; voicing my support for the TV
cameras and newspaper photographers that were beginning
to arrive. It was tough, though. My beloved football club
was staring down the barrel. When some rogue fans broke
through the turnstiles and ran into the ground, in a disbelieving
daze I joined them. I went and sat at my usual season
ticket seat on the lower Holmesdale Road stand. “Will
this be last time I ever do so?” I found myself
wondering. The fans were busy doing the club proud, letting
off flares, clambering onto buildings and letting down
homemade banners, one of which declared: “105 years
of history: We won’t give up without a fight”.
It was too much… I ambled off home, fully convinced
that I would never again return to the hallowed area of
SE25 in which I have spent so much of my life. Had a phone
interview with Steven Van Zandt at 6pm not been scheduled
a few days earlier, I’d have gone into the nearest
off license and got obliterated.
I’m now back at my desk on online. Happy to say
that my fellow Eagles fans have refused to give up the
fight. Besides a concerted email and Facebook campaign,
plans are being put into place for a demonstration outside
the headquarters of Lloyds Bank (an offshoot of the Bank
Of Scotland, the current legal owners of the Home Of Football),
leaving London Bridge Station at 11am – four hours
before the deadline. I’m just about to go into a
Classic Rock production week which makes things rather
tricky but, make no mistake, I will be there. This is
the most important battle ever fought by Crystal Palace
FC. We must win. The alternative is too chilling to contemplate.
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Sunday
30th May
I
was annoyed to see Scumwall overturn their Play-Off hoodoo
at the sixth attempt, delighting their mongoloid followers
by wangling past Swindon Town after a solitary goal at
Wembley. The way things are starting to look, the Knuckledraggers
from the Den may be the only south London club in next
season’s Championship. My beloved Crystal Palace
recently made 29 non-playing members of staff redundant
and administrator Brendan Guilfoyle says CPFC’s
very existence is on a “knife-edge”, the ‘L’
word – liquidation – being used with terrifying
regularity. In a bid to keep the club afloat for another
month, Guilfoyle is trying to offload star midfielder
Darren Ambrose to QP-Ha-Ha for a derisory £750,000
fee. Unsurprisingly, a demonstration takes place tomorrow
at Selhurst Park. Though it’s a Bank Holiday here
in the UK and I’ve got shedloads of work, you won’t
find me anywhere else.
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Saturday
29th May
Bookending
a long and stressful week, Joe Bonamassa’s epic
gig at the Hammy Apollo offered welcome relaxation. To
be honest, though I seem to spend lots of time at this
site bemoaning the brevity of the shows I see, Joe was
perhaps guilty of hanging around for just a little too
long. For me personally, two hours and twenty minutes
was half an hour more than necessary. But given that last
night’s show was the biggest of the New Yorker’s
career – its packed audience of more than 5,200
outnumbering the recent Albert Hall performance –
he cannot be blamed for milking it. It was great to see
past touring partner Ian Anderson join in for a pair of
songs (the Tull classics ‘New Day Yesterday’
and ‘Locomotive Breath’) that included generous
dollops of improv. Joking that he would be “willing
to shine the [silver] suit” of the show’s
star, Anderson seemed to share the audience’s fun.
Highlights included a delicious ‘Sloe Gin’,
the Jeff Beck Group’s ‘Blues Deluxe’,
a marvelous version of ‘Young Man Blues’ (the
Mose Alison tune popularized by The Who on ‘Live
At Leeds’) and a sizzling encore medley of ‘Just
Got Paid’ by ZZ Top and Zep’s ‘Dazed
And Confused’. The set-list ran as follows: ‘The
Ballad Of John Henry’, ‘Last Kiss’,
‘So Many Roads’, ‘So It’s Like
That’, ‘If Heartaches Were Nickels’,
‘Further On Up The Road’, ‘Sloe Gin’,
‘New Day Yesterday’, ‘Locomotive Breath’,
‘Lonesome Road Blues’, ‘Happier Times’,
‘Blue And Evil’, ‘Three Times A Fool’,
‘Blues Deluxe’, ‘Young Man Blues’,
‘Woke Up Dreaming’, Medley: ‘Django’/‘Mountain
Time’ and the encore of ‘Bird On A Wire’
and Medley: ‘Just Got Paid’/‘Dazed And
Confused’.
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Friday
28th May
With
Classic Rock twisting an arm behind my back to deliver
a fairly sizeable feature, most of my past 24 hours were
spent here are the PC. But after a story has occupied
your every waking hour for the past couple of days, there’s
a real sense of fulfilment when the editor-in-chief writes
back and says: “Cheers for this. I like it a lot.
A job well done”. To be honest, it makes me want
to go off to the pub. Which, with Joe Bonamassa playing
at Hammersmith tonite, seems like as good a plan as any.
Next stop the Duke Of Cornwall in Fulham Palace Road.
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Thursday
27th May
Just
like many fans of Accept, I felt it slightly dubious that
the band had decided to reunite minus their talismanic,
pugnacious frontman Udo Dirkschneider, to record a new
studio album (the German act’s 12th in all). However,
I was willing to give them a chance. So the offer of attending
a playback of said disc – ‘Blood Of Nations’
(due in September) – during the afternoon before
last night’s gig at the Islington Academy was too
good to turn down. Along with a handful of other scribes,
I sat in the venue’s balcony downing vodka and Diet
Cokes as eight of the album’s ten songs assaulted
our lugholes (apparently, the Jap version will contain
two additional songs). ‘Beat The Bastards’
was a terrific start and ‘Teutonic Terror’,
with its lyrics of ‘Six-string sabres’ and
‘Screams in the night’, was similarly bruising.
By the time we got to the epic ‘Shades Of Death’,
with its Metallica-esque intro (as Xavier Russell quite
rightly pointed out), I began to realise than none of
the five songs we’d been played could be described
as duff. Newcomer Mark Tornillo, whom I’d seen with
his previous band TT Quick in Cincinnati back in 1986,
has a real foghorn of a voice and fits into the group
surprisingly well.
The
evening’s show was monumental. With tufts of hair
peeking out from beneath a faithful cap and a leathery,
weather-beaten torso hidden only partially by a leather
waistcoat, Tornillo reminded me a little of Brian Johnson.
Just like Jonno, who joined AC/DC from the long-forgotten
Geordie, he has certainly come out of nowhere to claim
his place in Accept. I’d like to have heard Tornillo’s
voice a little higher in the mix but, my, what a job he
does. To be honest, as the band fired off classic after
classic, I feared they might’ve shot their bolt
after half an hour but the songs kept on coming and coming.
Comprising four encore tunes, the latter of which included
a guest appearance from ex-Sabbat guitarist Andy Sneap
(the producer of ‘Blood Of Nations’) on a
dizbusting ‘Balls To The Wall’, the show lasted
for more than two hours. Given the new album’s quality
perhaps they could have done more than just ‘The
Abyss’ and ‘Teutonic Terror’, and the
solo sections were pretty tiresome, but very few Accept
fans could find fault with the following set-list: ‘Metal
Heart’, ‘Midnight Mover’, ‘Living
For Tonite’, ‘Restless And Wild’, ‘Son
Of A Bitch’, ‘Losers And Winners’, ‘London
Leatherboys’, ‘The Abyss’, ‘Run
If You Can’, ‘Teutonic Terror’, ‘Breaker’,
‘Bulletproof’, Guitar Solo/‘Neon Nights’,
Guitar Solo, ‘Up To The Limit’, Bass Solo,
‘Demon’s Night’, ‘Turn Me On’,
‘Monsterman’ and ‘Burning’, plus
‘Princess Of The Dawn’, ‘’I’m
A rebel’, ‘Fast As A Shark’ (complete
with the brilliant ‘hi-de-hi-ho’ intro tape)
and ‘Balls To The Wall’.
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Wednesday
26th May
A
highlight of yesterday’s workload was an interview
with John Garcia, who brings a tour called Garcia Plays
Kyuss to Europe in the not too distant future. We chatted
about his time with the desert rock behemoth Kyuss –
a group I was lucky
enough to see onstage a couple of times – his
claims of justification in resurrecting the band’s
legacy (albeit temporarily; the singer clarifies: “This
is the closest thing you’re going to get to a Kyuss
reunion – I don’t see that happening any time
in the future”) and, of course, of his in-the-works
solo project Garcia Versus Garcia. Never havening spoken
to John before, I liked him immensely. Our chat felt nothing
like an interview as he pre-empted my questions and proceeded
to spill the beans about numerous special guests that
are being lined up for the tour. “I’m letting
a bunch of cats out of a lot of bags for you now,”
stated Garcia, who also revealed he is taking a break
from a veterinary career in order to facilitate all of
this. I shall **definitely** be at the Electric Ballroom
on July 6.
I’ve
been playing catch-up two albums that have been out awhile.
I’m happy to say that Anathema’s Steven Wilson-mixed
newie, ‘We’re Here Because We’re Here’,
lives up to its stellar reviews. I’ve also been
playing ‘La Raza’ by Armored Saint, which
vindicates John Bush’s refusal to return to Anthrax.
Dave Lewis has also sent me the latest issue (#26) of
his Zeppelin magazine, Tight
But Loose, which features an interview with Francis
Dunnery on the years he spent recording and touring with
Robert Plant circa ‘Fate Of Nations’. No offence
intended to Dave, but I find his magazine superb ‘toilet
reading matter’; it’s great to dip in and
out of whenever… er… how to put this delicately…
time demands.
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Tuesday
25th May
My
plans for yesterday included no less than two gigs in
one night. I stopped off at the Crobar for a ‘secret’
appearance from Earache Records band Enforcer, whose album
‘Diamonds’ is an enjoyable NWOBHM throwback.
Due to be at the Barfly for 9.15, I had one eye on the
clock, so it was annoying that the alleged 7.30 start
time came and went (along with several voddie ‘N’
Diet Cokes and a slammer or two). In between drinks the
problem was explained by Earache’s PR Talita: Enforcer
had arrived late at the venue and then gone off to find
some food. Oh well… I had no time to hang around.
Let’s jump on a bus to Camden.
Naturally,
upon arriving at a rammed-full Barfly I find that Reckless
Love are not going onstage till 10pm. I could’ve
stayed to watch Enforcer after all! How exasperating!
A vehicle for former Crashdïet frontman Olli Herman,
Reckless Love released a rather good self-titled debut
earlier this year. My buddy Xavier Russell’s online
review
says most of what you need to know about the gig. Personally,
I loved the fact that Herman arrived onstage like some
high-kicking Matalan pastiche of Diamond Dave, but Reckless
Love’s material is patchy and the stage raps were
a little irritating. “Oh my God, there are so many
beautiful girls in the house tonight,” Olli exclaimed
before ‘So Yeah!!’, adding: “We’d
like to dedicate this next song to those few who aren’t
that beautiful. They are just… yeah… [mumbles]…
You know what I’m talking about; guys just do.”
Oh shut up, man. You had all goddamn day to think before
you opened that mile-wide gob of yours. However, it was
**magnificent** to hear the album’s single, ‘Beautiful
Bomb’, performed live at last.
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Monday
24th May
I’d
read the reports of Saturday night’s H.E.A.T. gig
in Nottingham; how the Swedish group only played for 45
encore-less minutes and there seemed to be a nasty atmosphere
between the musicians and their singer, Kenny Leckremo.
Thankfully, yesterday’s show at The Gaff was a more
satisfying experience. We got almost a full hour of music
and Leckremo laughed and joked with his band-mates, enquiring
whether Jimmy Jay’s apparently borrowed instrument
was functioning okay, then making a cruel quip: “No
one ever hears the bass anyway!” This was my first
sojourn to The Gaff. I was little disappointed that the
venue’s sound took the edge off Eric Rivers and
Dave Dalone’s guitars a little, but the place seemed
adequate enough – for a small pub on the Holloway
Road (requiring quite a journey across town for yours
truly). I’m a big fan of H.E.A.T., whose delicious
blend of melodic hard rock sounds like Europe, Bon Jovi,
Journey and Whitesnake put through a blender. With their
wondrous second album, ‘Freedom Rock’, due
any day, those rumours of internal strife are deeply unfortunate.
Fingers crossed, it’ll all blow over. Here’s
the set-list: ‘There For You’, ‘Late
Night Lady’, ‘Black Night’, ‘Straight
For Your Heart’, ‘Bring The Stars’,
‘Everybody Wants To Be Someone’, ‘Straight
Up’, ‘We’re Gonna Make It To The End’,
‘Never Let Go’, ‘1000 Miles’,
‘Feel It Again’, ‘Beg Beg Beg’
and ‘Keep On Dreaming’.
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Sunday
23rd May
It
was the outcome that most genuine football fans wanted
to see: the fairy tale of the Seasiders returning to the
top flight for the first time in 40 years, at the expense
of one of my most hated clubs, Cardiff Shitty. Fair play
to Ian Holloway’s Tangerines whose exhibition of
passing moves during yesterday’s Play-Off Final
at Wembley merited a victory. Oh, how I laughed at the
final whistle as the execrable Michael Chopra slumped
to the turf in a flood of tears. It was the funniest thing
I’d seen for… oooh, at least a week, when
those Clowns fans turned on the waterworks of their own
following a similarly hilarious Play-Off humbling.
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Saturday
22nd May
Doncha
just hate it when two of your favourite bands play on
the same night? Yesterday’s conundrum was pretty
annoying: Anathema at the Islington Academy or Transatlantic,
the supergroup of members of Dream Theater, Spock’s
Beard, Marillion and The Flower Kings, over at Shepherd’s
Bush? Well, it had been nine years since Transatlantic’s
last UK appearance (an amazingly OTT night at the Astoria),
so I plumped for the latter. And what a great decision
that turned out to be. Over the course of a sensational
three and a half hours, Messrs Portnoy, Morse, Trewavas
and Stolt, with help from Pain Of Salvation’s Daniel
Gildenlöw, held the Empire’s attention in a
vice-like grip. The first half of the show featured their
current album, ‘The Whirlwind’, a record that
Portnoy recently claimed makes Porcupine Tree’s
55-minute song ‘The Incident’ sound “like
Bon Jovi”, in its glorious 77-minute entirety. After
a short break the band returned for ‘All Of The
Above’, the opening half-hour epic from their seismic
debut album, ‘SMPT:e’. At this point, Portnoy
took the mic for the chuckleworthy announcement: “We’ve
now been onstage for more than two hours, and we’ve
still only played two songs so far”. Now **that’s**
what I call a prog-rock gig.
Towards
the show’s end, Mike turned his kit over to Neal
Morse and crowd
surfed to the mixing desk and back, passing right
over the heads of Nick Shilton and myself. I was laughing
too much to offer a great deal of physical support as
the boiler suit-clad percussionist travelled overhead,
but it looked as though Mr Shilts, making the most of
his ‘night pass’ from Mrs S, copped a good
feel of Portnoy’s bum – or did I imagine it?
The evening had gotten pretty surreal by then. Anyway,
the gig was filmed for a full-blown DVD release so don’t
lose too much sleep if you were unlucky enough to have
missed it. Here’s the set-list: ‘The Whirlwind’,
‘All Of The Above’ (including excerpt of ‘Highway
Star’), ‘We All Need Some Light’, ‘Duel
With The Devil’, ‘Bridge Across Forever’
and ‘Stranger In Your Soul’.
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Friday
21st May
I’m
looking forward to the weekend, as yesterday was my second
successive 7am till 10pm working day. This ruled me out
of attending the press screening of Porcupine Tree’s
new DVD, Anesthetize, at the Prince Charles Cinema in
Leicester Square. Bah!
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Thursday
20th May
Not
that I’m complaining, but I’ve so much work
that I had to cancel last night’s plans to see The
Pineapple Thief at Bush Hall. It’s a shame as the
band’s current album, ‘Someone Here Is Missing’
(Kscope Records), is an appealing, slightly edgy slice
of prog. Ah well, there will be other times…
As
I was transcribing my Down ‘N’ Outz story
for Classic Rock, news broke that the band will be joined
by none other than Ian Hunter on the main stage of the
High Voltage festival for a separate, standalone set that
the press release terms “a raft of classic rock
songs and some special guest appearances”. So before
submitting the article I had to get Mr Elliott on the
phone to spill the beans, then make the appropriate changes
to the text. No wonder my working day began at 7am and
ended at just gone 10pm.
Over
the past week I’ve read some idle, offensive and
downright spiteful web chatter regarding the state of
Bret Michaels’ health. Some whose lives will never
achieve the merest fraction of what the Poison frontman
has accomplished, dared to suggest that Michaels’
recent brain haemorrhage was nothing less than a bare
faced publicity stunt. Granted, the speed of the singer’s
apparent recovery did seem unusual. But now that Bret
has been readmitted to hospital and diagnosed as suffering
from a hole in the heart, I hope that some of those people
will be ashamed of themselves.
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Wednesday
19th May
Grrr…
24 hours after my last visit, I arrived at the Islington
Academy in time to catch Cauldron opening for Seattle-based
progressive-metallers Nevermore and their special guests
Death Angel – or so I thought. Some clever sod had
moved the running times forward, presumably to allow Death
Angel to play for a little longer – and Cauldron
were completing their final song by the time I gained
admission. How annoying.
From
their legendary gig at the Hammersmith Clarendon (RIP)
onwards, I’ve enjoyed numerous sightings of Death
Angel. Although bassist Dennis Pepa and drummer Andy Galeon
are no longer present, leaving frontman Mark Osegueda
and guitarist Rob Cavestany as its sole remaining co-founders,
the San Francisan thrashers still deliver the goods on
old classics such as ‘Evil Priest’, ‘Seemingly
Endless Time’ and ‘Kill As One’ –
the latter which once featured on a demo produced by Metallica’s
Kirk Hammett. Osegueda’s voice sounds a little raspier
than before but a brand new song called ‘River Of
Rapture’ whets the appetite for an album that was
recently made with Trivium producer Jason Suecof. It was
a nice touch to dedicate the set to Debbie Abono, the
Bay Area legend associated with the likes of Exodus, Possessed
and Vio-lence, who had passed away on the same evening
as Ronnie James Dio.
Like
Death Angel, headliners Nevermore were in Europe in advance
of an as-yet unheard new release. Only thanks to the internet
it seems that many of their fans are already familiar
with ‘The Obsidian Conspiracy’ (due on May
31). “You seem to know all the fucking words to
these new songs – I don’t know how,”
deadpanned singer Warrel Dane, who went on to fluff the
words to one of those tunes, ‘Emptiness Unobstructed’
and ask the band to play it over again. The show was being
filmed, which really cranked up the audience’s reaction.
At times such as ‘Inside Four Walls’ and the
encore of ‘Enemies Of Reality’ their singing
was so loud, it virtually drowned out Dane. For me, though,
the show’s star was Jeff Loomis, the guitarist who
turned in a series of quite exceptional solos. What he
did during ‘The Seven Tongues Of God’ was
flabbergasting. With three acts to accommodate, the set-lists
were annoyingly compact (Death Angel’s ‘3rd
Floor’ being a significant omission). I expect both
of these bands to be back for longer, more satisfying
gigs in the not too distant future. Until then, here’s
the Nevermore song-list: ‘Beyond Within’,
‘The River Dragon Has Come’, ‘Your Poison
Throne’, ‘Born’, ‘Emptiness Unobstructed’
(x2), ‘Inside Four Walls’, ‘The Seven
Tongues Of God’, ‘The Termination Proclamation’,
‘This Godless Endeavor’, ‘The Heart
Collector’, ‘The Obsidian Conspiracy’
and ‘Enemies Of Reality’.
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Tuesday
18th May
I’m
still finding it hard to come to terms with RJD’s
passing. Judging by the sheer volume of online tributes
– go to Blabbemouth.net and do a search on his name!
– I’m not alone. This
one is among my favourites – the quote from
Lars Ulrich left a real lump in my throat. Dom
Lawson’s excellent blog at the Metal Hammer
website also struck a chord. Bruce Mee, editor of Fireworks
magazine has posted a terrific quote from an interview
he did with Ronnie in 1990. Asked what he would like to
be remembered for in 50 years time, Dio replied: “Oh,
I’ll be dead by then and my bones won’t care.
I have only tried to do one thing – be true to myself
and true to the people who cared about me and have appreciated
some of the music I have made in my life. I never set
out to be someone who would be remembered, ‘Mr Wonderful’,
only to enjoy myself in life and I’ve had that enjoyment
by the music I’ve made and the people who’ve
appreciated it. If they **do** remember me, I hope it’s
just for caring.” We will, Ronnie. We will.
In the evening, inspired by a great new album called ‘Omen’
that’s full of back-to-basics brutality, I went
to see Max Cavalera and his band Soulfly. I wasn’t
reviewing for anybody; I just fancied seeing them again.
The Islington Academy was absolutely packed, and with
the audience chanting “Blood! Fire! Hate! War!”
as the band arrived onstage, it was clear this was going
to be a completely OTT night. Cavalera got the crowd to
form a circle pit, separated them down the middle and
ordered the two halves to charge at one another in what’s
termed a Wall Of Death – not for the frail or faint
hearted. They played just two tracks from the new record
(‘Lethal Injection’ and ‘Rise Of The
Fallen’), but I loved the blitzkrieg rendition of
Sepultura’s ‘Troops Of Doom’, plus the
more expected ‘Refuse/Resist’ and ‘Roots’.
Soulfly are now officially restored to my list of bands
I’d go and see anytime, anyplace. Here’s the
set-list: ‘Blood Fire War Hate’, ‘Prophecy’,
‘Back To The Primitive’, ‘Seek ‘N’
Strike’, ‘Lethal Injection’, Medley:
‘Fire’/‘Mars’, ‘Refuse/Resist’,
‘Doom’, ‘L.O.T.M’/Drum Interlude,
‘Warmageddon’, ‘Troops Of Doom’,
‘Unleash’, ‘Rise Of The Fallen’,
‘Roots’, ‘Jumpdafuckup’ and ‘Eye
For An Eye’.
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Monday
17th May
How
about this for a day of contrasts. My Sunday afternoon
was spent in a West End pub with a gang of friends watching
England’s cricketers thrash the Aussies by seven
wickets to win the Twenty20 World Cup – the nation’s
first tournament title in 35 years. You can imagine how
good those voddie and Diet Cokes were tasting. I then
dashed a few blocks away to Her Majesty’s Theatre,
where Status Quo’s Francis Rossi was playing a solo
gig. I’d been pleasantly surprised by Rossi’s
solo album, ‘One Step At A Time’, which wasn’t
the slice of lame Country & Western blandola expected
by so many (indeed, someday I would love to meet Rossi
in a bar, buy him a few too many drinks and discuss the
solo album he’d **really** like to have made). But
I digress. Taking the stage, Rossi looked so nervous he
seemed on the verge of unleashing a chocolate underwear
starfish. His 90-minute program began with a honky-tonk
version of ‘Caroline’, mixing tracks from
the album and various ‘off-the-beaten-track’
Quo oddities. With a six-piece band that included his
son Nicholas and Quo bassist John Edwards’ lad on
guitar duty, plus two female backing singers, the group
was slick and well-rehearsed, and Francis’ nerves
gradually seemed faded away. By the end the whole place
was rockin’, despite the fact that someone actually
forgot to turn down the house lights. The only really
awful part was ‘Marg***ta T**e’, but attending
a Francis Rossi solo gig and complaining about hearing
that one is like sticking your head into a lion’s
mouth and bitching about getting your nose bitten off.
Here’s
the set-list: ‘Caroline’, ‘Claudie’,
‘All We Really Want To Do (Polly)’, ‘You’ll
Come Round’, ‘Crazy For You’, ‘Old
Time Rock ‘N’ Roll’, ‘Strike Like
Lightning’, ‘Tallulah’s Waiting’,
‘Here I Go’, ‘Tongue Tied’, ‘Blessed
Are The Meek’, ‘My Little Heartbreaker’,
‘Electric Arena’, ‘One Step At A Time’,
‘Marg***ta T**e’, ‘Rolling Down The
Road’, ‘Diggin’ Burt Bacharach’,
‘Sleeping On The Job’, ‘Twenty Wild
Horses’ and ‘Can’t Give You More’,
followed by ‘Don't Waste My Time’. Switching
my mobile on after the show ended, my contentment turned
to dread, then stomach-churning sadness, as one text after
another arrived. Ronnie James Dio had lost his battle
with cancer. It was time to go to the pub and get even
more blitzed.
Ronnie’s
death feels like much more than the mere passing of a
musician/hero. This morning I’ve been sitting at
my desk, reading all the online tributes, playing his
music and (I’m not ashamed to admit the fact) gently
weeping. I was lucky enough to meet Ronnie many, many
times. The inaugural occasion was during my very first
trip to LA in late ’87. Lensman Tony Mottram and
I were invited to a studio in the valley for an interview
and photo-session. After Mottram’s pix were done,
Ronnie and I decided to talk up on the studio’s
roof. As I moved to switch on the tape recorder he said,
‘Dave, wait a moment’ and returned having
borrowed a roadie’s tour jacket, explaining: ‘It
can get chilly as the sun goes down – you don’t
want to catch a cold’. That’s the kind of
bloke he was, in my experience at least: Considerate,
decent, eminently quotable… a first-class human
being. Okay, the UK press knew all too well that we could
push Ronnie’s buttons by making gags about his height,
his lyrical obsession with rainbows or by mocking his
fake dragon stage prop, and we did so – frequently.
But there wasn’t a single one of us that would attempt
to deny the man’s talent. While age took its toll
on other vocalists of RJD’s generation, there’s
no need to insult anyone’s intelligence by mentioning
names, Dio kept on going and going, sounding as good as
ever, even at the grand old age 67. The last time I saw
him face to face was at Rockfield Studios last December,
during the recording of Heaven And Hell’s ‘The
Devil You Know’ album. We sat in the kitchen and
shot the breeze about sports, music, TV and life in general.
Ronnie had the knack of making you feel comfortable; that
he was listening and interested in what you had to say.
He was a lovely fella and a phenomenally gifted artist,
quite probably the greatest hard rock singer of all time.
I will miss him, though his music will live on.
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Sunday
16th May
Aside
from another chance to see headliners Wishbone Ash, last
night’s trip to Shepherd’s Bush Empire offered
an opportunity to check out two fine support acts. Given
that they include ex-members of Karnataka, Mostly Autumn
and Fish’s band, I’d expected Panic
Room to be a good deal proggier than they turned out.
That having been said, the group’s songs are marvellously
immediate, especially set-closer ‘Satellite’,
and Anne-Marie Helder has just the belting type of voice
to do them justice. Until last night, having watched them
several times before with ill-concealed indifference,
I’d pegged Mostly
Autumn as a kind of wishy-washy female-fronted Celtic-tinged
Floyd tribute band. Unfairly so, obviously. So I was unprepared
for the luscious 60-minute Special Guest spot offered
by Bryan Josh and company. In Olivia Sparnenn –
tall, blonde, waifish and leggy with a crystalline, scintillating
voice – they have just the frontwoman to succeed
Heather Findlay. Somehow, someway, during a heavier than
expected though rarely less than bewitching sixty minutes,
something just clicked. And I’m glad it did so.
With
amazing, clear sound from my vantage point in the balcony,
Wishbone provided the usual first-class entertainment.
To begin in a very cool way the band strolled onstage
to join in with their intro tape of the classic song ‘The
Pilgrim’. For me, the show’s highlights included
a sparkling version of ‘Persephone’, the rarely
performed ‘Lady Jay’ and the ever-magnificent
set-closer of ‘Phoenix’, but it was reassuring
to be reminded that the Ash still create new music of
note with ‘Reason To Believe’, a catchy l’il
ditty penned especially as a specially-written, downloadable
single – their first every experiment in this format!
Here’s what was played: ‘The Pilgrim’,
‘Driving A Wedge’, ‘Healing Ground’,
‘Sometime World’, ‘The King Will Come’,
‘Persephone’, ‘Life In Crisis’,
‘Lady Jay’, ‘Front Page News’,
‘Tales Of The Wise’, ‘Reason To Believe’,
‘Engine Overheat’, ‘Jailbait’
and ‘Phoenix’, plus an encore of ‘Blowin’
Free’.
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Saturday
15th May
With
Andy Powell’s incarnation of the group playing in
London tomorrow at Shepherd’s Bush Empire, and having
been sucked into a nasty row over the sleeve notes I wrote
for the soon-come anthology, ‘Sometime World: An
MCA Travelogue’, Wishbone Ash are starting to take
over my life. Last night I spoke to the band’s co-founding
guitarist Ted Turner, who quit in 1974 just as they were
about to become enormous, returning for a second spell
from 1987 to 1994. Following a lengthy silence, Turner
is gearing up to release his first solo album, ‘Eclektic
Value’, and will make a guest appearance with Martin
Turner’s Wishbone Ash at this summer’s High
Voltage Festival. Despite being conducted by phone (Ted
resides in Arizona) the conversation was easy-going and
enjoyable. We laughed at the fact that, in a post-Ash
meltdown, he bought a donkey and disappeared to Peru to
find the Lost City Of Mu. Like you do… hahaha.
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Friday
14th May
After
being blown away in Sheffield (see Diary, May 2nd), I
was unable to resist the offer of attending another show
on the Kiss tour. Sadly, my friend Steve ‘No Relation’
Way and I were snarled up in London traffic en route to
Wembley and thus missed the support act, Taking Dawn.
Steve, a keen amateur photographer (or so his missus tells
me), had never seen Kiss before. As something of a veteran
– one of my first ever concerts was at Wembley Arena…
ulp… 30 years ago, with Girl as the support act
– it was amusing to see his face light up as the
show began, Messrs Stanley, $immons and Thayer being thrust
dramatically into the air above Eric Singer’s drum
podium during ‘Modern Day Delilah’. The set-list
was the same, I think, though various kinks have been
ironed out. For instance, in Sheffield (on the trek’s
first nite), Singer was supposed to destroy a part of
the lighting rig with a bazooka which failed to work.
And at the performance’s climax, the video screens
were meant to show Paul Stanley smashing his guitar –
though he had to interrupt proceedings and demand: “Turn
the camera on me, asshole.” At Wembley, however,
everything ran like clockwork. Stanley seemed chattier
than before and, from where I was stood in front of the
mixing desk, the sound was absolutely magnificent. Equally
irresistible was the gig’s pantomime element; I
loved it when Paul announced: “We played in Sheffield”
(Cue: booing), “We also played in Manchester”
(a cacophony of cat-calls), “We played in Liverpool”
(strangely, the volume seemed to reach its peak at this
one), egging on the audience with every syllable. It was
a crazy, crazy night… and I loved every second of
it.
P.S.
Further to Ronnie James Dio’s well publicised illness
one of my first ever musical heroes, Sweet’s guitarist
Andy Scott, has been secretly battling prostate cancer
for the past few months. He is in remission, thank the
Lord. A statement has been issued here.
I was going to make a cheap gag about having the balls
to go public, but it’s a subject that’s way
too serious.
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Thursday 13th May
I’ve taken a short break from my Classic Rock
duties to complete some copy for the Download Festival
programme. In timely fashion, the postie has delivered
some brand new audio goodies with which to accompany this
task: a finished copy of The Enid’s ‘Journey’s
End’ album, the new live disc from John Waite called
‘In Real Time’, Europe guitarist John Norum’s
latest solo record ‘Play Yard Blues’ (which
includes cover versions of tunes by Thin Lizzy, Frank
Marino & Mahogany Rush and Mountain) and the comeback
disc from long-lost UK AOR crew Moritz, a CD called ‘Undivided’.
Soulfly’s newie, ‘Omen’, is also kicking
my ass! Tell ya what, though, as I filed some words on
Stone Temple Pilots I dug out my limited edition purple
vinyl of the band’s 1994 album ‘Purple’…
Jeez, it still sounds utterly brilliant. In fact, it knocks
just about everything recorded by Velvet Revolver into
a cocked hat.
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Wednesday
12th May
The
blood chilled in my veins as the clock radio went off
at 6am. The UK has a new Prime Minister, and he’s
a Tory (albeit in coalition with the Lib-Dems). Given
the flagrant inadequacies of Gordon Brown it’s no
real surprise, though it speaks volumes of Cameron’s
conceit and ineptitude that he couldn’t defeat the
departing PM outright after the way that Labour has let
this country down.
A
portion of yesterday afternoon was spent engaged in conversation
with Paul Stanley for Classic Rock. The Starchild was
dignified in the face of some unusual probing, at one
point remarking: “This is a very uncharacteristic
interview for somebody like me in a publication like yours.”
Can’t wait to write it up!
The
news of Thin Lizzy’s new line-up – led by
guitarist Scott Gorham, drummer Brian Downey and keysman
Darren Wharton, and featuring Def Leppard’s Vivian
Campbell on guitar, my old mate from The Almighty, Ricky
Warwick, on lead vocals and guitar, and Marco Mendoza
(Whitesnake/The Nuge) on bass – has been formally
announced. I was among those that believed Gorham should
have thrown in the towel after John Sykes walked away
but you must admit, that combination looks pretty interesting,
doesn’t it?
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Tuesday
11th May
Though
it was broadcast several days ago, I’ve only just
found the time to watch the first episode of the BBC’s
series I’m In A Rock ‘N’ Roll Band,
which focussed on the difficult art of being a frontman.
I didn’t expect to write this after the lacklustre
way the corporation handled its specials on progressive
rock and heavy metal, but this time a good and thorough
job was accomplished. With a wide range of new interviews
from Alice Cooper and Siouxsie Sioux to Roger Daltrey,
and using footage of Freddie, Jim Morrison, Ian Curtis
of Joy Division, Cobain and the sadly still alive and
breathing Liam Gallagher, the hugely entertaining programme
concluded with Gene $immons taking a fairly warranted
pot-shot at Radiohead’s Thom Yorke for his innate
dullness – “Bleed through your ass; do something!!”
– though why they interviewed $immons, who despite
being a co-singer is not really Kiss’ frontman,
seemed like cheating to me. Let’s hope that the
other five parts are as good.
Of
course, the whole point of the programme was to illustrate
the ego necessary to front a successful group, though
it was Jon Bon Jovi that left the sickliest taste in the
mouth. “In a movie, I’m [the equivalent of]
the bass player; I do my part and I’m told to leave,”
he admitted (of course he is; JBJ is the acting equivalent
of Alec John Such, who according to legend didn’t
even play on some of the early Bon Jovi records). Never
one to over-egg the pudding, the ever-modest singer then
took great pains to point out his role within the ranks
of Bon Jovi. “In the band, I’m Tom Cruise,
I’m the director, the producer, the action hero,
the star, the whole deal,” he boasted. Yeah Jon,
but don’t forget you’re **still** only Bon
Jovi’s most second talented member.
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Monday
10th May
Well,
blow me down – the rumours are true. Joey Belladonna,
the vocalist of Anthrax between 1985-1992 and 2005-2007,
has joined the US group for a third time. Belladonna and
not John Bush will front the ’Thrax for this summer’s
tour commitments, including a spot at Knebworth Park’s
Sonisphere Festival, after which the band begins work
on their first new studio album in seven years.
With
31 days to go till the start of the World Cup, the sun
is finally shining here in London. Last night was spent
sifting through a huge pile of magazines brought from
a friend who is downsizing his collection. After working
on the title since its inception in October 1986 till
the entire editorial staff quit to instigate the much-missed
RAW magazine two years later, then having returned as
a freelancer during the late 1990s, I thought I had a
pretty decent, almost complete, set of Metal Hammers.
Not so. Joe Geesin was happy to sell me around 100 issues
that were missing (thanks a lot, Joe!).
And
talking of people named Joseph, here’s a nice photograph
of myself with Mr
Elliott, taken during my recent trip to Sheffield.
Many thanks to CR lensman Kevin Nixon for sending it.
Incidentally, Joe and the Down ‘N’ Outz have
been added to the bill of the High Voltage Festival, which
just keeps on getting better and better.
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Sunday
9th May
Despite
having friends that support both Chelski and ManUre, I’ve
no real interest in the outcome of the battle for the
Premiershit title (i.e. which club currently can afford
to buy the best players). So this afternoon I decided
to take my two lads to the cinema. Iron Man 2 was something
the boys had expressed interest in, and it had some AC/DC
songs in it to keep me happy. Job’s a good ’un.
So imagine how I felt when, just as the lights dimmed,
some spotty oiks behind us started chanting, “Come
on Chelsea”. I almost turned around and berated
them: “If the sodding game means that much to you,
why the fuck are you not at home watching it instead of
ruining my afternoon?” Plastic fans – the
type that have never been to O*d Tr***rd or St**ford Br**e
– there’s nothing worse. Shooting is far too
good for ’em, if you ask me.
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Saturday
8th May
Have
just opened a box of white wine after ten-man Leeds came
from behind to seize the final League 1 automatic promotion
place. Thus, Scumwall and Clowntown must face the lottery
of the play-offs. A pox on them both. Come on Huddersfield
and Swindon, do your job!! Later in the evening it was
great to see England’s cricketers (well, the three
South Africans and that Irish fella Eoin Morgan) trample
the Proteas into the ground in the 20twenty World Cup.
We are on course for the semi-finals, brilliant!!
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Friday
7th May
People tend to stare at me disbelievingly when I tell
them I am not a fan of HammerFall, or as I prefer to call
the corny Swedish power-metal combo, HamAwful. Until last
nite, I’d only seen the band once before many years
ago, having walked out very early indeed during a gig
at the Underworld. Listen, I like a lot of bands that
could hardly be termed as original. However, the aforementioned
Underworld show was a thinly-veiled exercise in Naming
That Riff. To me, they were especially appalling.
Well, last nite HamAwful returned to London and I figured
I’d give them another go, especially as I wanted
to check out both of their support acts. Having been an
acquaintance of their vocalist Paul Kettley since his
days with the band Noussommes, and after giving their
album ‘Pray For Calm… Need The Chaos’
a positive review in Metal Hammer last summer, I was keen
to see whether the Bruce Dickinson Show-approved Tribe
could cut it onstage. Well, the answer is ‘yes’.
With their debut record having been produced by Heaven’s
Gate guitarist Sascha Paeth (whose expansive resume features
Angra, Kamelot, Rhapsody and Edguy) and featuring a vocal
cameo from Amanda Somerville of Epica, Avantasia and Mob
Rules fame on two of its songs, it was inevitable that
the Yorkshiremen would sound considerably more raw and
basic in a live scenario. And so it proved. However, Kettley
is a very fine singer in the Rob Halford vein, and despite
relying upon sampled keys Tribe went down extremely well
with the crowd. For Tribe, as I see it, the only way is
up.
Just
like the headliners with whom they share a common nationality,
Dream
Evil are a walking, talking, headbanging cliché.
The difference is that Dream Evil have a repertoire of
amazing songs, also a sense of humour. As if to underline
these points they proceeded to trot out a pounding 45
minutes’ worth of them, one after another; ‘Immortal’,
‘United’, ‘Made Of Metal’ (who
could possibly resists that side-splitting lyric of “My
soul, my blood, my life/I am so fucking metal and so is
my wife”?), ‘Crusaders’ Anthem’,
‘Bang Your Head’, ‘Heavy Metal In The
Night’, ‘The Chosen Ones’, ‘Chasing
The Dragon’ and the national anthem of all things
gumbified, ‘The Book Of Heavy Metal’. Sensational
stuff.
So,
did I reappraise my opinion of HammerFall? No, not really.
Despite my best intentions, I ended up in Tribe’s
dressing room for a big chunk of the headliners’
set. But what little I saw of frontman Joacim Cans and
company left me resolutely unmoved. They will play again
at the High Voltage festival in July; I guess I’ll
have to give them another try there instead (schedule
permitting, of course).
P.S.
Better late than never, this month’s Playlist
and YouTube sections have been
updated.
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Thursday
6th May
Yesterday I conducted two hugely enjoyable interviews
for the Download Festival programme, hooking up by phone
with Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry and Biff Byford of
Saxon. Byford is always irrepressible but Perry was in
particularly jubilant mood. Having reclaimed his band
after their much-documented problems of the past year,
the guitarist sounded focussed and excited. Though he
wouldn’t tell me exactly what was said, Joe told
me all the Toxic Twins needed to do in order to circumnavigate
the roadblock was a very small exchange of dialogue with
singer Steven Tyler. Now, that’s a conversation
I wouldn’t have minded overhearing.
Having
penned its sleeve essay,
I was pleased that EMI Records sent me a finished copy
of Thunder’s six-disc boxed set ‘Live At The
BBC (1990-1995)’. There’s some song duplication,
of course, but most Thunder fans will want to own these
61 previously unreleased tracks. As the actress said to
the bishop, it’s a fine, fine package.
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Wednesday
5th May
There’s frustrating news regarding Heaven &
Hell’s summer tour. Still recovering from treatment
for cancer, Ronnie James Dio will not be well enough to
undertake the group’s itinerary, which was to include
a spot at Classic Rock’s High Voltage Festival.
Better to be safe than sorry, that’s what I say.
Don’t rush it, Ronnie, just get well soon.
Last
night was spent at the Underworld in Camden. Formed four
years ago from the ashes of the foolishly named The*Ga*Ga*s,
support act Slaves To Gravity delivered a hit and miss
opening set. On the bright side, the tone of guitarist’s
Mark Verney playing was immaculate though some of their
songs lack any sort of cutting edge. The Londoners’
amiable confidence was contagious; if only the rest of
their material had been as outstanding as the parting
gift, ‘Good Advice’.
Yesterday’s
date was the London stop-off of the first ever headline
tour from Black
Spiders. There are few groups that I’d wish
to see perform five times in a little over a year, but
the evolution of this fine band’s gloriously anarchic
blend of metal, boogie and bar-room rock has been something
to behold. Till now my previous experience of Black Spiders
has been limited to one-off gigs and support slots with
the likes of Stone Gods, The Wildhearts and Airbourne,
so this 60-minute performance – comprising ‘By
My Own Hand’, ‘Stay Down’, ‘Just
Like A Woman’, ‘Hey Baby I Like It’,
‘What Good Is A Rock Without A Rollergirl’,
‘St Peter’, ‘Man’s Ruin’,
‘Meadow’, ‘Kiss Tried To Kill Me’
and ‘Blood Of The Kings’ – was the longest
I’d seen them play. When choosing a highlight of
their repertoire it remains a toss-up between ‘St
Peter’, from the first self-titled EP, and the brilliant
‘Kiss Tried To Kill Me’ (which has a memorably
idiotic chorus of “Kiss tried to kill me/It was
Gene not Paul/Kiss tried to kill me/It wasn’t Ace’s
fault”), though the likes of ‘Meadow’
and the thunderous ‘Blood Of The Kings’ confirm
this group has infinitely far more to offer than mere
madcap novelty.
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Tuesday
4th May
Not
being an i-phones user, lengthy periods of being away
from home offer pluses and minuses. On the downside, with
yesterday being a Bank Holiday and having spent a long
weekend in Sheffield, 600-odd emails pinged away as the
PC spring back into life. Glenn Hughes had written to
congratulate the Eagles on staying up (“You are
not supposed to be in League bloody 1”), his message
also offering reassurance that, despite rumours to the
contrary, “all is good” with the band he formed
with Joe Bonamassa, Derek Sherinian and Jason Bonham.
“We are all very chuffed about the album,”
says GH. “It's definitely my return to rock ‘n’
roll.”
A
**huge** pile of mail awaited my return. I’ve been
playing the two simultaneously-issued, star-studded Avantasia
albums, ‘The Wicked Symphony’ and ‘Angel
Of Babylon’. Both sound great, and the track that
features Klaus Meine (‘Dying For An Angel’)
is bloody superb, though compared to 2008’s ‘The
Scarecrow’ there’s a little more padding.
Just like GN’R’s ‘Use Your Illusion’
twin-set, a trimmed-down single disc would’ve been
far more effective. A CDr of Skin’s anthemic new
single, ‘Stronger’, also gets the thumbs up
from yours truly.
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Monday
3rd May
I’m
back home in South London, feeling hoarse from singing,
hung over and emotionally drained. I’ve watched
Crystal Palace in pressure situations many times before,
but somehow the relegation games are even more stressful
that potential promotions. That feeling in the pit of
your stomach is just a little more acute. Yesterday morning
I awoke in Sheffield, having dreamt all night about the
relegation clash with Wednesday that was about to take
place (there was a particularly odd one about being in
a pub with Palace captain Shaun Derry – who I’ve
never met before – because we had both forgotten
the game was happening). After some slups of white wine
to whet the whistle, I had brekkie with Paul Elliott and
then hooked up with a carful of mates that had driven
up from London.
The
area around Hillsborough was impossibly full; you couldn’t
even get through the doors of the pubs, let alone to the
bar. So whilst my pals Steve ‘No Relation’
Way, his delightful missus Kathy and our elderly friend
Len went off for nosebag, the letters F-O-R-T-I-F-I-C-A-T-I-O-N
were top of my own list. I was **not** going to watch
this sober. I found a supermarket and bought a huge bottle
of white wine, then sat and drained it, tramp-style, in
a park adjacent to the ground. Save for the distant singing
of both sets of supporters, the only noise was the quacking
of ducks. The tranquillity only ratcheted up the tension.
Feeling very alone, I almost rang my son Eddie and said:
‘Don’t worry, whatever happens there’s
always next year’. And then I remembered the club
has only enough cash for two weeks more. I almost wept.
For
a neutral, the game must have been amazing. Almost 6,000
Eagles had travelled up from London and they did the club
proud with some of the best singing I’ve ever heard.
Earlier in the season, the fans adopted a song that comes
from European football. Sung at lung-bursting volume,
its galvanising effect upon the team has been amazing.
Without exaggeration, at certain games (away to Watford
and Derby, for instance), it has become our unofficial
‘twelfth man’. Once again the words were roared
out:
We
love you
We love you
We love you
And where you play we follow
we follow
we follow
'Cause we support the Palace
the Palace
the Palace
And that's the way we like it
we like it
we like it
Woaah woaah woaaaaah...
Needing to avoid defeat to stay up – Wednesday had
to win – the Eagles transported the Leppings Lane
End to Cloud Nine by taking an early advantage, Alan Lee
nodding in from a 24th minute Darren Ambrose corner. The
Owls got back into the game just before half time. From
where I was stood it looked as though Leon Clarke had
fouled Danny Butterfield before curling a shot past Speroni,
though having seen it on telly the ref was right to let
play continue. The funniest thing was that Clarke’s
goal celebration – kicking an advertising hoarding
– saw him stretchered off. What a dozy prick. When
Sean Scannell pulled the ball back for Ambrose to restore
Palace’s lead, the result – and Palace’s
Championship status – had looked safe. I assume
full responsibility for what happened next. I took a photo
of the scoreboard which read: ‘The Owls 1, Crystal
Palace 2. 77 mins’. So of course, it was in the
script that Wednesday would equalise with three minutes
to go. One more goal would send CPFC down, instead of
the home team. How on earth we managed to hold steady
for the remainder of the game, including five minutes
of injury time, I’m still unsure. But hold on we
did, and Palace’s dramatic survival was sealed.
The scenes on the pitch, which included defender Clint
Hill being chased and beaten by a gang of irate Wednesday-ites,
and deputy boss Dougie Freeman having to interrupt a live
TV interview with Shaun Derry to propel the skipper to
safety down the tunnel, were a disgrace. Outside, too,
police horses and dogs attempted to quell the fury, a
chopper flying overhead. Luckily, we were out of the danger
zone fairly quickly.
Heading back down the M1, with mobile phone service resumed,
my faithful ol’ Nokia chattered with excited congratulatory
texts (including a lovely one from Joe Elliott, saying
he hoped I’d enjoyed my weekend in his home town).
Somewhere just off the M25, Steve, Kathy, Len and I stopped
off for a quiet drink, still attempting to absorb the
enormity of the rollercoaster we’d just experienced.
I firmly believe had Palace lost the game and dropped
down a league, the end of my beloved football club was
nigh. Never before had a large glass of house white wine
tasted so sweet.
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Sunday
2nd May
Despite
a serious lack of Zzzzzzs I somehow made it down in time
for yesterday’s breakfast, donning my Crystal Palace
replica shirt just in case Rick Savage was still around.
He had disappeared but, hilariously, a couple of residents
and a member of the hotel’s catering staff actually
mistook me for Leppard’s bassist (“Could you
sign something for my grandson?” – believe
it or not, I know of other less scrupulous journos that
would have gone along with it, just to prevent their toast
from going cold).
With
plenty of time to kill before the evening’s show
from Kiss, I wandered around the shops and sat in Sheffield
city centre’s Peace Park chuckling away at John
Otway’s hilarious new book, I Did It Otway (Regrets
I’ve Had A few). After meeting up with Paul Elliott,
a much-travelled journalist who now combines those duties
with being a publicist for Kiss, we visited a local record
store and I couldn’t resist buying some cheapo vinyl.
Paul had some business to attend, so I headed over to
the Arena alone. Did a quick interview with the show’s
opening act, Taking Dawn, for the programme of the Download
Festival and then found a nice spot just in front of the
mixing desk from which to watch the show. Having seen
them cruelly emasculated by an inept soundman whilst opening
for Airbourne at Hammersmith a few weeks ago, it was reassuring
to hear Taking Dawn complete with audible guitars. They
went down pretty well with the headliners’ crowd,
too.
However,
armed with magnificent sound and a visual delivery that
is second to none, Kiss were absolutely unstoppable; they
are nothing less than a juggernaut of a band. The three
songs aired from ‘Sonic Boom’ (‘Modern
Day Delilah’, ‘Say Yeah’ and ‘I’m
An Animal’) were received respectably enough, and
with a full half-hour of encores the band pulled out all
the stops. Given the way Paul Stanley struggles to sing
‘I Was Made For Lovin' You’ these days, I
was a little surprised that it retains its place in the
two-hour set, but overall there was very little to bitch
about (would be nice to hear them do ‘I Want You’
again someday). Here’s the set-list: ‘Modern
Day Delilah’, ‘Cold Gin’, ‘Let
Me Go, Rock And Roll’, ‘Firehouse’,
‘Say Yeah’, ‘Deuce’, ‘Crazy
Crazy Nights’, ‘Calling Dr Love’, ‘Shock
Me’, Guitar and Drum Solos, ‘I'm An Animal’,
‘100,000 Years’, Bass Solo, ‘I Love
It Loud’, ‘Love Gun’, ‘Black Diamond’
and ‘Detroit Rock City’, followed by ‘Lick
It Up’, ‘Shout It Out Loud’, ‘I
Was Made For Lovin' You’, ‘God Gave Rock ‘N’
Roll To You II’ and ‘Rock And Roll All Nite’.
Post-show
I accepted Paul Elliott’s offer of a drink at Kiss’
hotel. Guitarist Tommy Thayer and especially drummer Eric
Singer proved to be terrific company, telling some hilarious
stories about ‘feeding the demon’ (Gene $immons’
famous addiction to groupies) and plenty more that I could
not possibly get into here. Unlike $immons, Paul Stanley
signed a few autographs outside the hotel as he arrived
and then came to sit with our party awhile – seemed
like a most agreeable fella.
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Saturday
1st May
I’ve
had some surreal days in my time, but the past 24 hours
take the biscuit. After hearing a few tracks from Tarja
Turunen’s album (she’s recorded an **unbelievable**
cover version; wish I could tell you about it, but I’m
sworn to secrecy), I headed off to Sheffield. “It’s
a charity gig” is all I’d been told of the
show I was about to see at City Hall. Turns out the event
was a posthumous tribute to Dave Kilner, a well-respected
and influential local deejay who’d played his part
in the rise of many Sheffield groups. With Def Leppard
scattered all over the globe, Joe Elliott had called upon
the Down ‘N’ Outz, the band he formed to support
Mott The Hoople at Hammersmith, to join the show’s
extremely varied cast.
Arriving
at the hotel, I did a fabulous interview with Elliott
and nailed some other quotes from assorted members of
the Quireboys, who have played on the Down ‘N’
Outz’s studio record (for details go here),
which I can confirm will be titled ‘My Regeneration’.
A couple of glasses of white wine were imbibed during
the chat with Mr Elliott, and afterwards, as I prepared
to head off to City hall, he knocked on my hotel room
door, believing it to be that of QBs guitarist Paul Guerin.
Realising his mistake, Joe simply grinned and said: “Oh
well, a least I know where to come for a shag later on”.
Ulp!
The
show was utterly bizarre. As I arrived, Heaven 17 were
onstage. John Parr performed a three-song acoustic set.
Then came Tony Christie, who crooned with what was left
of a once-proud voice through ‘Avenues And Alleyways’
and **that song**. Impressionist John Culshaw sounds more
like Ozzy Osbourne than Ozzy does and was quite amusing.
Leppard bassist Rick ‘Sav’ Savage then sang
a duet with his young daughter Jordan, who revealed a
gorgeous voice on a version of Taylor Swift’s ‘Tim
McGraw’. With Savage on bass for much of the set
(though Ronnie Garrity took over towards the end), the
D‘N’Os played a selection of Dave Kilner’s
favourite material, opening with a terrific version of
Elton John’s ‘Funeral For A Friend’/‘Love
Lies Bleeding’. As covered by Mott on ‘Shouting
& Pointing’, Vanda and Young’s ‘Good
Times’ got the whole of City hall on its feet (even
the sizeable ‘blue rinse’ contingent), a three
guitar-attack enhancing a kick-ass version of Queen’s
‘Tie Your Mother Down’. Leppard’s own
‘Animal’ set the scene for ‘All The
Way From Memphis’. Sadly, Elliott was unable to
persuade Gene Simmons, who along with other members of
Kiss was lurking backstage, to join a backing vocal choir
for a rousing finale of ‘All The Young Dudes’.
Then
it was back to the hotel bar. ‘Sav’, who still
looks the same as he did in 1987, came over to our table
and offered to buy a round. When I revealed myself as
a Crystal Palace fan, up a few days early for the weekend’s
relegation decider with his beloved Wednesday, he scuttled
away pretty sharpish. I, on the other hand, remained in
the bar until (cough) 5am. By this point, Elliott had
brought down his iPod and a pair of huge speakers. With
Joe’s Mobile Disco blaring out the likes of Mud,
SAHB, T.Rex and Showaddywaddy, I made the mistake of asking
whether he had anything by The Sweet. “HAVE I GOT
ANY SWEET?!” he roared back, and before too long
Brian Connolly’s unmistaken voice was filling the
room. One of my final memories of the night, apart from
asking the night porter to help me find my room, was dancing
– yes, dancing! – to one of the Sweet classics,
it might have been ‘Blockbuster’, glass of
wine spilling all over the carpet. Oh, mercy me.
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