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31st March
Ornithologists
hate me for it, but I always like to kill two birds with
one stone. So the chance of going to Northampton to hear
a new album from The
Enid, stopping off in Watford for Palace’s über-crucial
relegation six-pointer with the Hornets, made good sense.
Having seen them playing songs like ‘In The Region
Of The Summer Stars’ for the first time at the Reading
Festival in 1981, I’ve always had a soft spot for
The Enid’s intriguing blend of classical music and
prog-rock. I’ll never forget their set’s climax
of ‘Land Of Hope & Glory’, with a frenzied
Robert John Godfrey conducting band and audience, looking
for all the world like some Patrick Moore-esque loony.
[Which, of course, is exactly what he is].
Back
in business after 21 years away, the final touches to
a new album called ‘Journey’s End’ had
been added mere minutes before my arrival at their studio.
Although two and a half stones lighter after a diet, RJG
was exactly like I thought he’d be – sporting
a shabby jacket that a school teacher from the 60s would
have worn and a pair of sandals. As the finished mix of
‘Journey’s End’ filled the confinement
of the playback room, I lost myself in its absorbing crescendos
of mellifluous sound. Godfrey, who later gave me an absolutely
superb interview and signed all my vintage vinyl, has
called this album “the best thing I have ever had
the honour to be part of”, and his quote does the
record full justice. Make up your own minds on May 17…
And
so onto Vicarage Road, where the Palace got a slice of
luck… at last. Although the home side struck the
woodwork on several occasions the Eagles rode their luck
to take the lead, double it and add a glorious third.
Not even a consolation strike for Watford and the dismissal
of young defender Lee Hills could ruin the night, and
with the travelling faithful in sensational voice –
I’ve read that fans were stood three to a seat in
some areas of the away end – the dream result was
attained. I admit, I almost blubbed. Once again, Crystal
Palace’s destiny is back in its own hands. Even
if the club should slide into the next division, I can
at least feel like we put up a bit of a fight.
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Saturday
27th March
Captain’s
log… Catford, 5.25pm. Just home weary and dismayed
from Palace’s game against Cardiff. Our season goes
from bad to worse to fucking pitiful. The club’s
injury-strewn squad is getting thinner and more inexperienced
by the week (please say it’s not true that Clyne
and Lee are out for the duration???!!). This afternoon
a blatant penalty was turned down by yet **another** set
of piss-poor officials, a wrongly awarded free-kick leading
to the visitors’ ill-deserved winner. Once again
there were more baffling substitutions, with Paul Hart
replacing Stern John with the youth team rookie Wilfred
Zaha and retaining faith in Calvin Andrew, who couldn’t
score in Vanessa Perroncel’s bedroom if she were
handcuffed, spread-eagled and wearing a T-shirt that said
‘Fuck Me Now, Big Boy’!!. Aside from the ten-point
deduction, I cannot believe the injustices that Crystal
Palace fans have had to stomach: Freddie Sears’
clear goal being disallowed against Brizzle; the only
slightly less obvious one against Barnsley; the corner(s)
that weren’t which lead to goals against Villa…
then today’s multiple travesties. **Everything**
is going against the Palace right now. This evening I
am going to drown in a vat of Scrumpy. If you never hear
from me again: Goodbye, cruel world. And fuck off.
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Friday
26th March
I
thoroughly enjoyed yesterday afternoon’s phone interview
with Neil Buchanan of Marseille, a man who some will be
more familiar with in a former guise of the presenter
of the TV shows No.73 and Art Attack. Marseille were one
of the first live bands I ever saw, opening for Whitesnake
at Hammersmith on the ‘Lovehunter’ tour. In
the summer of 2008, after 25 years and five divorces,
they decided to give things another go. We discussed the
fact that although they were a part of the New Wave Of
British Heavy Metal, the Merseysiders actually pre-dated
it, having been known (briefly) as AC/DC until learning
of Angus and company. “What people forget is that
the NOWOBHM seemed to take off overnight,” observed
the extremely quotable Buchanan. “We had been part
of old ‘old’ BHM, if you will, and then this
new movement came along. We were somewhere in between.
Now that we’re reformed, you might say we’re
part of the RWOBHM – which because Andy [Charters,
guitar] and I are Scousers could be shortened to the ‘Rob
’Em’.” What a hoot! Later on Neil emailed
me an MP3 of a new song called ‘I Believe’
that will feature on Marseille’s comeback album,
‘Unfinished Business’. I don’t mind
telling you, it was superb.
In
the evening, after a long week of tape transcription,
I headed to central London watering hole the Crobar for
a few libations, dropping by the Record & Tape Exchange
en route. The bargain racks seemed bare till my gaze fell
upon an interesting-looking album called ‘…And
I Mean It!’ by a female artist called Genya Ravan.
I’d never heard of her, to be truthful, but the
presence of a very small MainMan Management logo seemed
cause for closer inspection. And there in the tiny print
on the inner bag I spotted that Side Two’s opening
cut, ‘Junkman’, featured not only a ‘Male
Lead Vocal’ contribution from Ian Hunter but also
a guitar solo from Mick Ronson. Right, I’m having
that! It’s not a bad album, either…
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Thursday
25th March
Damn
that bastard Alistair Darling for raising the price of
cider by ten per cent in this year’s budget as part
of something called a “vice tax” – may
he be forced to listen to The Darkness until the year
2016, and then die the death of a thousand cuts.
Thanks
to a commission from Derek Oliver, my past few days have
been spent working on an exciting project – a 3,000-word
liner essay for a new version of Survivor’s 1984
classic, ‘Vital Signs’. Derek’s label,
Rock
Candy Records are about to give a long-overdue facelift
to the Chicago band’s catalogue, though my understanding
is that ‘Eye Of The Tiger’ is exempt from
this process. It was something of a no-brainer when he
asked which of the albums I’d like to take on. ‘Vital
Signs’ was the home of three US Top 20 hit singles
– ‘The Search Is Over’, ‘High
On You’ and ‘I Can’t Hold Back’
– and has always been my favourite Survivor release.
Jim Peterik, Frankie Sullivan and Jimi Jamison were kind
enough to grant interviews during which we reassessed
the album and discussed its creation, likewise its producer
Ron Nevison. So now comes the arduous task of transcribing
the tapes…
And
still on the subject of sleeve-notes, EMI’s Hugh
Gilmour has emailed the artwork for Thunder’s six-disc
‘Live At The BBC’ boxed set, requesting a
second set of eyes during the proof-reading stage. I wrote
the text for that one, too, and Hugh’s done an excellent
job with the design. It’s lined up for release on
May 24.
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Wednesday
24th March
Though
I’d been told that Kobi Farhi, frontman and driving
force of the excellent Israeli prog-metallers Orphaned
Land, would call last night at 6pm for an interview, the
phone didn’t ring. Then, two hours and several tall
glasses of scrumpy later, also 15 minutes into the radio
commentary of Palace’s vital game at Nottingham
Florist, it chirruped into life. Grrrrrrrr. What had happened
was obvious: the time difference had been miscalculated.
With the game at 0-0 and the Eagles playing well, I was
torn. In the end I turned the radio down low, pretended
to be sober and spoke to Mr Farhi, who transpired to be
a fascinating bloke. Mixed by Steven Wilson (who also
played keys), Orphaned Land’s fourth album, entitled
‘The Never Ending Way Of ORwarriOR’, was five
years in the making. As you’d imagine, it’s
a remarkable piece of work. I quite expected Kobi to be
serious and intense, but not at all… we both laughed
heartily when, discussing OL’s gig at the Underworld
on May 22, he revealed the band will be hiring in some
local belly dancers to recreate the mood of their homeland.
It’s a show I will **not** be missing.
To
be honest, the Orphaned Land interview turned out a welcome
distraction from a depressing night of football. It had
looked as though the teams would go in level at half-time
till three minutes into stoppages when Florist’s
Wes Morgan – a fuggin’ centre-back, no less!
– struck a spectacular 25-yard effort past Speroni
into the top corner. With Matt Lawrence being sent off
for deliberate handball, there was no way back and although
CPFC enjoyed plenty of possession and almost equalised
thanks to Darren Ambrose, the home side’s second
goal killed off both Palace and the game. Unbelievably,
the other relegation candidates all picked up points.
I can’t help but feel we are doomed.
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Tuesday
23rd March
It’s no secret that I’m a huge fan of
Winger. The confirmation of Airrace as the main support
on (most of) Kip and company’s first UK tour in
aeons was enough to get my good buddy Steve ‘No
Relation’ Way and I in the mood for a bit of a road
trip. And so, loaded down by three litres of cider for
me and a huge bag of jelly babies for Steve (c’mon,
he was driving!), we set off for the trek’s opening
night, in Bristol. Our journey down the motorway was enhanced
by a soundtrack of Survivor’s ‘Ultimate Survivor’
collection, ‘Last Look At Eden’ by Europe,
the Quireboys’ acoustic album ‘Halfpenny Dancer’
and, on the way back, FM’s ‘Metropolis’
and ‘Sting In The tail’ by the Scorpions.
Lo and behold, thanks to a useful lead from Steve’s
friend Lionel, whose house we dropped by before the gig,
we also found a cider farm. Reasonably-priced scrumpy…
Mmmmm.
Arriving at the Academy poor ticket sales of around 250
people had meant the show was moved from the main hall
to an upstairs bar area with a low stage and sticky floor
– yuk.
A short but punchy opening set from Dark
Horse, a local bunch who were hailed as ‘ones
to watch for 2010’ by both Classic Rock and Metal
Hammer magazines, left me grinning from ear to ear. I’ve
got Winger T-shirts that are older than these little dudes,
but the quartet’s (s)punky, slightly AC/DC-ish though
deeply melodic brand of hard rock, also their command
of the stage, left me in no doubt of Dark Horse’s
immense potential.
A
muddy sound robbed Airrace of their usual richness and
shine, but with Keith Murrell in fine voice once again
the sextet purred home with ease. All but one song, ‘Better
Believe It’, was culled from the recently re-issued
‘Shaft Of Light’, the likes of ‘Open
Your Eyes’, ‘Promise To Call’, First
One Over The Line’, ‘Didn’t Wanna Lose
Ya’ and ‘Brief Encounter’ glimmering
like jewels in one of P Diddy’s earrings (maybe
if I mention the Puffster often enough, he’ll buy
CPFC?).
Stringing
songs together in an almost unbelievably slick display,
Winger offered a set that rippled with power and purpose.
I was happy that they included three tracks from the current
album, ‘Karma’, with special mention of ‘Stone
Cold Killer’ and ‘Deal With The Devil’,
though it was the nonchalantly despatched ‘Rainbow
In The Rose’ and ‘Headed For A Heartbreak’
that left me drooling into my pint-jar. Having overlooked
such classics as ‘Hungry’, ‘Time To
Surrender’, ‘Loosen Up’ and ‘Spell
I’m Under’, I’ll give the band the benefit
of the doubt – the less than salubrious surroundings
may have affected the 75-minute performance. I’m
sure they’ll play for longer in London. Here’s
the set-list: ‘Pull Me Under’, ‘Blind
Revolution Mad’, ‘Easy Come Easy Go’,
‘Stone Cold Killer’, ‘Rainbow In The
Rose’, ‘Deal With The Devil’, ‘Down
Incognito’, ‘Your Great Escape’, Reb
Beach Guitar Solo, ‘You Are The Saint, I Am The
Sinner’, Drum Solo, ‘Headed For A Heartbreak’,
‘Can’t Get Enuff’ and ‘’Seventeen’,
with encores of ‘Miles Away’ and ‘Madalaine’.
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Monday
22nd March
Just
four months have passed since I saw Delain opening for
Sonata Artica and predicted that the Dutch symphonic rockers
“are unlikely to be a support act for much longer”.
Well, I was right. The band has just played its first
headlining gig in the UK, wowing a surprisingly full Garage
(well, it was a Sunday night). To be honest, I was somewhat
underwhelmed by Achilla, another female fronted group,
who performed warm-up duties. Musically, the quartet were
proficient enough, but the vocals of Hungarian-born Martamaria
are very much an acquired taste (okay, that’s a
polite way of saying they bugged the shit out of me).
Two
albums into their own career, Delain, too, are a way off
being the finished article. But at times during a pulsating
80-minute set they sounded utterly divine. Looking like
a cross between Kelly Brook and Rachel Stevens, 22-year-old
Charlotte Wessels has a voice to complement her flame-haired
outer radiance. In an upcoming Classic Rock interview
I conducted with Martijn Westerholt, the former Within
Temptation keyboard player chuckled as he revealed: “I
searched the whole of the Netherlands for a singer with
real identity. It went so badly, for a while I actually
gave up hope. And then I found somebody that lived in
the same street as my parents.” Now that’s
a **major** stroke of good luck. On at least two occasions
Wessels had to halt the show, managing to look embarrassed,
amazed and delighted as the audience simply refused to
stop its clapping – a good sign that Delain are
on the right path. Here’s the set-list: ‘Invidia’,
‘Stay Forever’, ‘Frozen’, ‘Sever’,
‘April Rain’, ‘Go Away’, ‘I’ll
Reach You’, ‘Come Closer’, ‘The
Gathering’, ‘Nothing Left’, ‘Sleepwalker’s
Dream’, ‘Control The Storm’ and ‘Silhouette
Of A Dancer’, with encores of ‘Virtue And
Vice’, ‘Lost’ and ‘Pristine’.
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Sunday
21st March
The word ‘gutted’ doesn’t begin
to cover it. Having lead 2-0 and allowed Blackpool back
into the game during the second half, Palace were **one
minute** away from securing three invaluable away points
when… do I need to say it… the home side notched
a last-gasp equaliser that sent the Eagles back into the
relegation zone. It mattered little that most fans of
CPFC would have accepted a point from a tough fixture
against a promotion-chasing team that rarely loses as
Bloomfield Road, but the manner of result felt more like
a defeat than a draw. Afterwards, I was so pissed off
and depressed that I decided against going to the Islington
Academy to see Edguy and White Wizzard. Had somebody asked
me how the Palace got on, I might’ve punched them
in the face.
Feelings are also running high over at the web forums
of Wishbone Ash and Martin Turner’s Wishbone Ash,
the friction spilling onto my own guestbook after it was
reported that my sleeve essay for the forthcoming ‘Sometime
World: An MCA Travelogue’ anthology was amended
at the insistence of the latter camp, then (apparently)
partially restored. With feelings running high –
Andy Powell has gone so far as to declare “war”
upon MT’s clan – and as a fan of both groups,
I am simply not going to take sides. It really is somebody
else’s battle, and there will be no winners (check
out a small sample of the vitriol HERE).
So please note: All inflammatory guestbook postings past
and future will be removed.
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Saturday
20th March
Hmmm…
last night offered a choice of two South London gigs;
Steel Panther at Brixton or Jethro Tull at the Fairfield
Halls in Croydon? As much as I enjoyed the Panther’s
album, ‘Feel The Steel’, they’re the
kind of band – and I use the term loosely –
that you only need to see once. So Tull in Croydon it
was. Not a bad decision, as it turned out. Last time I
saw Ian Anderson and company was four years ago, at Shepherd’s
Bush Empire on a tour that revisited their classic 1971
album ‘Aqualung’. This time they avoided a
particular theme, offering instead what has been termed
a 'best of Tull' set-list, plus some ‘rare gems’.
Playing the flute on one leg, a time-honoured stance,
and duck walking theatrically across the stage, also sometimes
mimicking Martin Barre’s guitar lines with his flute
(something that, when rested on his groin, looks decidedly
phallic), the bug-eyed, gag-a-minute Anderson is a brilliant
frontman. Barre also plays the flute whenever necessary,
notably during ‘Fat Man’, though mostly concentrates
on delivering those exquisite six-string parts. Despite
having famously beaten Metallica to a Grammy back in 1989,
Tull are some way off being a heavy metal band. That having
been said, Barre lets rip like a good ’un during
‘A New Day Yesterday’, his own jazz-rock-flavoured
composition ‘Bug’ and the final run-in of
‘Aqualung’ and ‘Locomotive Breath’.
Criticisms? Well, at 100 minutes the set was a good half-hour
shorter than the last time I saw the group. Frustrating,
given that ‘Too Old To Rock ‘N’ Roll’
and ‘Songs From The Wood’ were both included
earlier in the tour. Here’s what they **did** play:
‘Dun Ringill’, ‘The Water Carrier’,
‘Life Is A Long Song’, ‘Eurology’,
‘Nothing Is Easy’, ‘A New Day Yesterday’,
‘Tea With A Princess’, ‘Serenade To
A Cuckoo’, ‘Fat Man’, ‘Bourée’,
‘A Change Of Horses’, ‘Bug’ (including
Drum Solo), ‘Budapest’ and ‘Aqualung’,
with an encore of Keyboard Solo/‘Locomotive Breath’.
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Friday
19th March
With
no indication of when the official DVD of Led Zeppelin’s
reunion gig might be released, I was unbelievably happy
to receive a copy of a bootleg called ‘A Work In Progress’,
which taps fan-filmed footage from more than 15 different
vantage points around the O2 Arena. The audio quality is
so pristine, not to mention free of audience chatter, I
can only assume it’s some sort of soundboard mix.
Along with the audio-visual sync, the rapid-fire editing
is truly marvellous. It’s a shame that the back of
Ross Halfin’s head is so visible from certain angles,
but you can’t have everything. To those responsible
for the creation of this superb documentation of a legendary
O2 gig: THANK YOU!
This
past week two albums have been on almost constant rotation.
As most will know, the Scorpions are to call it a day after
a world tour to promote ‘Sting In The Tail’
(due March 22)… well, all I can say is that they are
signing off with a first-rate album. The likes of ‘Sting
In The Tail’, ‘Raised On Rock’ and ‘The
Good Die Young’ have already been inserted into the
live set… I wish they were also doing ‘No Limit’
and ‘Rock Zone’. Roll on those UK dates!
Despite
having been almost literally bowled over by ‘Best
Of Me’ after hearing it on Alice Cooper’s Planet
Rock breakfast show, I approached Ratt’s ‘Infestation’
(available through Roadrunner, April 20) with caution. There
was absolutely no need. Sure, the occasional song is below-par,
and Stephen Pearcy’s voice is a little gruffer than
I remember it, but but blow me down… overall it’s
a corker. Party rock ‘n’ roll, rodent-style,
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Thursday
18th March |
This
is one of the most ridiculous stories I’ve ever seen.
According to The Sun, multi-millionaire rap colossus Puff
Daddy… or is that P Diddy?... is considering a move
to buy Crystal Palace, with a view to “bankrolling
a return to the Premier League.” And get this, it’s
all because Puffy Boy **likes the name**. Obviously, the
rumour is complete bollocks, but should he opt to become
the new Selhurst Park messiah, would the man born as Sean
Combs change his name yet again, this time to C Pally? He
can call himself whatever he Goddamn likes if he saves my
beloved club.
And I, in turn, will change my own via Deed Poll to Dave
Bling.
Here are two great gigs for the diary. Bachman-Turner Overdrive
legends Randy Bachman and Fred Turner are to warm up for
their slot at Classic Rock’s High Voltage Festival
with a date at London’s Garage on June 7. As someone
that never saw BTO but owns just about everything Randy
Bachman has recorded, it’s a show I will not be missing.
The same applies to the UK solo debut from former Emperor
man Ihsahn, who will be performing material from his swoon-inducing
trilogy of platters ‘The Adversary’, ‘angL’
and ‘After’ during a Metal Hammer-sponsored
gig at the Electric Ballroom on August 19.
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Oooh, goodie – the latest issue of Classic Rock
Presents Prog has just dropped onto the mat. With Peter
Gabriel in the cover, as ever it has **loads** to read,
including my own feature on Trans-Siberian Orchestra.
Something for the weekend…
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Wednesday
17th March
Last
night’s score: Crystal Palace nil, Leicester 1.
The misery continues. The Eagles went down to ten men
just before half-time as a consequence of Claude Davis’
senseless sending off, but while some reorganisation was
inevitable, I still cannot believe Paul Hart’s substitutions.
As if taking off Nathaniel Clyne, the best player on the
park, wasn’t bonkers enough, the removal of Ambrose
and Lee, leaving Carle and John on the bench, was just…
unfathomable. For about ten minutes after the break, till
the visitors took the lead, we adopted a 4-5-0 formation
– with no striker!!! Then, having to chase the game,
the ball was hoofed up to Calvin Andrew, a guy whose effort
cannot be faulted but is really only of non-league quality.
Shocking. Simply shocking. It breaks my heart to say this:
I think we are going to get relegated.
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Tuesday
16th March
I
was upset to learn of the death of Carol Clark, the well-respected
former Melody Maker journalist. As well as working with
her on Classic Rock, I knew Carol since the 80s. She was
a lovely person, always up for a laugh but extremely principled
when it came to her work. A good example of Clerk’s
skill as a writer is her book The Saga Of Hawkwind, which
approached a potentially chaotic subject in a typically
even-handed way. Among my favourite memories of Carol
was a record company coach trip, organized by legendary
publicist Keith Altham, to a pub called The Trumpet in
the midlands where the release of Slade’s 1985 album,
‘Rogues Gallery’, was being celebrated. Everybody,
especially Noddy Holder, got tanked up. Afterwards, our
party stayed at a local B&B and there was mucho boozing
till the early hours. Carol wore sunglasses and held court
in the back row during the journey home with a gang of
friends that included Last Of The Teenage Idols singer
Buttz. My condolences to her friends and especially her
family, which includes a very young daughter.
In the light of all this, it seems almost irrelevant to
reveal that a handful of FM tour dates have just been
announced. But they have, and it goes without saying that
I will be at the London show on July 9. For details go
here.
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Monday
15th March
I’ve
only just found time to sit down and watch Heavy Metal
Britannia, a BBC4 documentary that was broadcast last
Monday. Some great quotes were offered, including Geezer
Butler’s admission that “the cocaine bill
for [Black Sabbath’s ‘Volume 4’ album]
was more than the recording bill”. It was also brave
of Jon Lord to ’fess up that during the punk era
“Deep Purple was becoming irrelevant, not just [in
a musical context] but to the people in the band”,
though on the whole I felt it was a bit disjointed and
unfocussed. Lemmy from Motörhead was thrown in towards
the 90-minute show’s end, almost as an afterthought,
and in common with its much-maligned prog-rock sister
programme, at times it felt like Auntie Beeb was once
again soiling her hands with something she neither understood
nor cared for. As with the prog show, you could have been
forgiven for thinking that metal ceased to exist once
the NWOBHM was over. Sheer laziness on the part of the
producers, if you ask me. As entertaining as Bruce Dickinson
was (his jibe that “Saxon were our granddaddies;
they’d been doing working men’s clubs in Barnsley
for years” certainly made me giggle), the show cried
out for someone like Steve Harris to have joined Rob Halford
in speaking out in celebration of the music, instead of
merely reciting the genre’s lineage and explaining
its mechanics.
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Sunday
14th March
Having
been unable to make the trip to Oakwell, yesterday afternoon
was spent glued to the radio commentary of Palace’s
game with Barnsley. After a hotly disputed goal attempt
from the Eagles was ruled not to have crossed the line
(Aaaaarrgggh!), the home side began to batter the visitors.
So well done to keeper Julian Speroni, always the rock
of CPFC’s rearguard, for a string of what sounded
like first-class saves that preserved parity to earn a
priceless point.
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Friday
12th March
Until
last night I had never seen a headline show from Katatonia,
the brilliant Swedish band that made one of the best albums
of last year in the Mikael Åkerfeldt-championed
‘Night Is The New Day’. Although 12 years
have passed since Katatonia cut loose from their death
metal roots to embrace more challenging sounds, it’s
taken them a while to make an impact on the British market.
So it was nice to see the Garage sold out for their latest
visit to London.
Their
support band, Swallow The Sun, are another favourite of
mine. Annoyingly, however, a 50-minute set was plagued
by sound gremlins. Whilst their huge keyboards and crushing
guitars meshed almost perfectly, the more subtle manifestations
of Mikko Kotamäki’s vocals weren’t always
able to pierce the Finnish band’s mesmerizing fusion
of melodic death metal, doom and symphonic elements.
Since
reinventing themselves Katatonia have found a whole new
audience with the Porcupine Tree/Opeth/Anathema fraternity,
so there were no complaints that Jonas Renkse failed to
utter a single growl all evening. Despite introducing
two guest members after the unexpected resignations of
guitarist Fredrik Norrman and bassist Mattias Norrman,
also facing the Everest-esque challenge of recreating
the sonic textures of ‘Night Is The New Day’
(something that, in all fairness, they needed samples
to achieve), the Swedish band delivered a display of composed,
majestic beauty that left a sold-out Garage swooning with
delight. Nobody seemed to mind that six tracks from the
new album were performed, or that Katatonia would only
delve as far back as 1998, though the decision to play
three songs that had never previously been aired –
‘Omerta’ from Viva Emptiness’, ‘Saw
You Drown’ from ‘Discouraged Ones’ and
‘The Great Cold Distance’ classic ‘Rusted’
– was a pretty clever sweetener.
On
the Tube during the homeward journey I overheard a conversation
between two smiling blokes who’d also been at the
gig. “How do you feel?” one asked the other.
“Cleansed” was his friend’s reply. Just
like a few others in the carriage, I nodded in silent
agreement. Here’s the set-list: ‘Forsaker’,
‘Liberation’, ‘My Twin’, ‘Onward
Into Battle’, ‘Complicity’, ‘The
Longest Year’, ‘Teargas’, ‘Saw
You Drown’, ‘Idle Blood’, ‘Ghost
Of The Sun’, ‘Evidence’, ‘Rusted’,
‘Day And Then The Shade’, ‘In The White’,
and ‘For My Demons’, with encores of ‘Dispossession’
and ‘Leaders’.
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Thursday
11th March
Should it turn out to be complete and utter bollocks
then don’t shoot the messenger but I’ve heard
a tremendously exciting rumour that Manowar are set to
appear with Iron Maiden at the UK’s Sonisphere on
July 30. Joey DeMaio and company are already doing several
of the Sonisphere dates in mainland Europe and the British
site still says: ‘Special Guests To Be Announced’,
so it’s not beyond the realms of possibility. Like
I say, there’s been **no official confirmation**
of Manowar’s long-awaited return to these shores,
and it might turn out to be a vicious wind-up, but…
well, I just couldn’t contain myself!
P.S.
Have added some additions to the Great Rock ‘N’
Roll Quotes page.
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Wednesday
10th March
So much for the Palace Revolution. Last night’s
home defeat to Bristol Shitty, a club I simply cannot
abide, caused major distress here at Ling Towers –
especially as the visitors had been humiliated 5-2 at
home by Doncaster last weekend. An otherwise dour game
was settled by a sensational second half strike from Wolves
loanee Chris Iwelumo. But what concerned me most was manager
Paul Hart’s clueless substitutions; why the fuck
did he see fit to withdraw playmakers Carle and Ambrose?!
And, worse still, leave Wayne Andrews on the pitch??!!
Thanks to Sheffield Wednesday being overturned by WBA
we remain outside the drop zone on goal difference but
unless there is a very swift improvement, I fear The Eagles
are set to drop into the third tier of English football.
The postie has just delivered an advance copy of Judas
Priest’s ‘British Steel’ album, which
receives a 30th anniversary overhaul on May 10. This expanded
version consists of three discs; a re-mastered version
of the original audio album, complete with bonus cuts
‘Red, White & Blue’ and ‘Grinder
(Live)’, plus a concert recording of the band playing
the album in its entirety last summer in Florida (also
including several other songs from the set), and a DVD
edition of the same show. A Limited Edition Deluxe version
adds a documentary called ‘The Making Of British
Steel’. Have just been playing the audio segment,
which was produced by Tom Allom, and it sounds great!
Still
in Priest-like territory, a few words of praise for US
Christian-rockers Saint,
whose 2008 opus ‘Crime Scene Earth’ is forged
from the same kind of molten steel and has just been re-issued
in re-mixed form by Retroactive Records. The album actually
includes a reverential cover of ‘Invader’,
from 1978’s ‘Stained Class’, but the
tune that **really** tickles my fancy is its swansong,
‘Lost’, which has a brilliant chantalong chorus
of: ‘Lost in the 80s/Van Halen Boulevard/When Schenker
rocked the world/I wanna be a rock star/Down to the valley/The
valley of the Priest’. But for the unforgivable
mention of ‘The V***ey’ that’s sheer
bloody poetry!
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Tuesday
9th March
Last night, thanks to an alert publicist, I narrowly
avoided wasting an entire evening. I’d agreed to
head over to South Of The Border in Old Street to check
out The
Smoking Hearts, whose debut album ‘Pride Of
Nowhere’ kicks ass in a major punkoid-metallic stylée.
Those plans would have been left in tatters when the neighborhood
in which the venue is located was struck by a sudden long-term
power failure. Fortuitously, James Sherry of Division
Media called just as I was preparing to leave. Oh well,
deffo next time…
During
the daytime I did an enjoyable phone interview with Chris
Babbitt of Taking
Dawn, the fast-rising US band that support Airbourne
on their upcoming UK dates. Babbitt’s name really
should be ‘Rabbit’… The guitarist/frontman
is being talked of as an heir to Sebastian Bach’s
motormouth messiah throne. Well, he’s certainly
got the gift of the gab. And quantity aside, much of what
he spews forth is eminently quotable. Thankfully, ‘Time
To Burn’, the Las Vegas quartet’s debut album,
merits the vast quantities of hype that Roadrunner seem
to be drumming up. I’ve just awarded it [9/10] in
the upcoming issue of Metal Hammer.
Still
on the subject of Roadrunner’s artistes, it’s
disappointing to learn that DragonForce have with split
with ZP Theart, one of the finest singers of the power-metal
genre, due to “insurmountable differences of musical
opinion”. Make no mistake, those are major shoes
to fill.
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Monday 8th March
There’s
some fine reading matter in the new issue of Metal Hammer,
dated April (with Slash and M Shadows of Avenged Sevenfold
on the cover). Dayal Patterson’s interview with
Varg Vikarnes (AKA Burzum’s Count Grishnackh), is
captivating in a train-crash kinda way. Vikarnes shows
not a slither of remorse whatsoever for the past crimes,
including murder and church-burning, that resulted in
a 16-year jail term. Elsewhere in a section called Spanish
Inquisition the magazine’s readers fire their merciless,
no-holds-barred questions at Lamb Of God’s Randy
Blythe, John Campbell and Chris Adler. Here’s a
sample: ‘I’m learning to play the guitar,
please may I borrow one of your Pantera songbooks?’
Someone else wanted to know: ‘Did your band come
up with its name while yanking at each others’ mutton
daggers in a frenzy of angry toilet love?’ Another
asked: ‘How accurate was the movie Deliverance?’.
Brilliant stuff! Fair play to the LOG guys who take the
abuse in playful spirit, responding with their own jibes
about this fair nation’s own weather, food and dentistry
(“Get some braces, you English twats!”). Ya
can’t beat a good argument, can ya?
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Sunday
7th March
Crystal Palace’s new management regime is up
‘n’ running after yesterday’s priceless
home win over Sheffield United. Okay, the Blades were
little more than a bunch dirty cloggers who failed dismally
to register a serious attempt on target throughout the
entire game, but three points are three points. Well done
to Messrs Hart, Freedman and Pemberton for allowing the
team to keep the ball on the deck. A very encouraging
start indeed.
The victory set me up for what turned out to be a fantastic
night’s rocking with Lynyrd Skynyrd, reaching Hammersmith
just in time for Gun’s warm-up spot. Mixing up a
healthy smattering of new material (‘Popkiller’,
‘Let Your Hair Down’ and ‘Seraphina’)
with tunes from the past (‘Welcome To The Real World’,
‘Taking On The World’, ‘Better Days’
and ‘Steal Your Fire’, etc), it was refreshing
to see them play to a decent-sized crowd and receive a
noisy, enthusiastic response for their efforts.
Apart from the matter of its brevity, Skynyrd’s
streamlined and super-confident headline performance roared:
“This is how the masters do it”. The US band’s
last British tour in May ’09 offered a treasure
trove of all-time classics culled from the years 1973-1977.
This time they added three songs from their excellent
current studio disc, ‘God & Guns’. With
guitarist Rickey Medlocke throwing rock star shapes a-plenty,
Ronnie Van Zant’s younger brother Johnny sweet-talking
the crowd and the aptly-named Peter Keys proving a capable
replacement for the late, great Billy Powell, Skynyrd
purred through an economical though never less than riveting
90-minute display that left the sold-out Apollo bellowing
for more… which, of course, is the goal. Here’s
the set-list: ‘Skynyrd Nation’, ‘What’s
Your Name?’, ‘Gimme Back My Bullets’,
‘I Know A Little’, ‘That Smell’,
‘Simple Man’, Medley: ‘Whiskey Rock-‘-Roller’/‘Down
South Jukin’’/‘The Needle & The
Spoon’/‘Tuesday’s Gone’, ‘God
& Guns’, ‘Still Unbroken’, ‘Gimme
Three Steps’, Call me The Breeze’, ‘Sweet
Home Alabama’ and a certain epic song about a free
bird.
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Saturday
6th March
Tele-sales calls are among my pet annoyances. So when
my office phone line rang at 10am on a Saturday, I prepared
to despatch a volley of abuse to whomever had the audacity
to interrupt my hard-earned leisure time. Imagine my surprise,
then, when the caller turned out to be Dan Reed, wanting
to know why I had not hung around to say ‘hi!’
after last night’s gig at Union Chapel. “Did
you hate it?” he wondered. “Not at all,”
was my reply, though I came clean with my view that the
show’s billing as a ‘full electric band’
was a tad misleading. After finding his way back with
so many one-man acoustic shows, I’d been hoping
for a return to the ‘Funky Dan’ of his former
band the Network. “Really?” responded Reed,
sounding as though the notion had only just occurred to
him. In fact, the 90-minute set had included only a handful
of songs from the DRN era, including ‘Rainbow Child’,
‘I’m So Sorry’, ‘Cruise Together’,
‘Ritual’ and unaccompanied keyboard-vocal
renditions of ‘Let It Go’ and ‘Stronger
Than Steel’. Though his acoustic contributions were
a cornerstone of the performance, I felt it wasteful to
have a guitarist of Tommy Denander’s talent seated
on a stool, playing second fiddle to Rob Daiker’s
low-key electric solos.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a big admirer of the
new material that Reed has concocted since returning from
the wilderness. ‘She’s Not You’, for
instance, works on so many different levels. ‘Losing
My Fear’, ‘Brave New World’ and ‘Promised
Land’ are not far behind. And with his long-awaited
studio album, ‘Coming Up For Air’, now lined
up for release through Townsend Records on May 25, they
are likely to take on an even greater resonance. The biggest
difference between ‘now’ and ‘then’
is that Reed’s tunes lack any sort of vigour. Dan’s
become a more spiritual person, which is to be admired.
But I cannot be alone in missing the days when what went
on below the waist – rhythmically and sexually –
was more reflected in his oeuvre. Here’s the set-list:
‘Feels Like Home’, ‘Coming Up For Air’,
‘Losing My Fear’, ‘Rainbow Child’,
‘I’m So Sorry’, ‘Promised Land’,
‘Reach For The Sun’, ‘On Your Side’,
‘Closer’, ‘Candlelight’, ‘Cruise
Together’, ‘Sacred Ground’, ‘Ritual’
and ‘Brave New World’, plus ‘Let it
Go’, ‘Stronger Than Steel’ and ‘She’s
Not You’.
Before heading to the Union Chapel I attended a playback
of Masterplan’s new album. ‘Time To Be King’
is released via AFM Records on May 23 and heralds the
return of Jorn Lande, one of the nest rock singers around.
Lande is one of the few men capable of sounding like David
Coverdale **and** Ronnie James Dio, and although Mike
DiMeo did a good job of fronting Masterplan, on the evidence
of what was played – some songs were missing their
final lead guitar parts – they are all the better
for having him back. Band-leader Roland Grapow was on
hand to talk us through each track. I laughed when he
revealed that ‘Blue Europa’, which name-checks
Winston Churchill and the SS, is about (BOO! HISS!) the
European Union… a subject that is, of course, **way**
too big to be covered in just four minutes or so. Grapow
knew it, too, smiling as he revealed: “I had to
tell Jorn: ‘Please don’t mention Adolf’.”
P.S. The Playlist and YouTube
sections have received their monthly updates.
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Friday
5th March
Cool!
Iron Maiden have named their (ulp!) 15th studio album,
which was produced by Kevin Shirley (Led Zeppelin/Aerosmith/Black
Crowes) and will be released in the summer. It’s
to be called ‘The Final Frontier’. Not a bad
title for sure, but the ‘final’ part is a
bit worrying.
I’ve
been getting back into Reef. After transcribing my recent
Classic Rock interview with their singer Gary Stringer,
I dug out the West Country quarter’s debut album,
1995’s ‘Replenish’ – almost forgot
what a fabulous, groovy and earthy band they were. I must
go and see them at Shepherd’s Bush Empire, or better
still at the ‘secret’ gig that Stringer refers
to here.
Talking
of which, I’ve received some e-abuse for electing
to see John Waite over Kiss (see Wednesday’s diary).
What the original post should probably have mentioned
is that I’ve seen two previous intimate club shows
from Kiss. I was there when the band opened the ‘new’
Marquee Club in August, 1988, as a warm-up for their appearance
at Castle Donington. Then, four years later, during the
promotion of the ‘Revenge’ album, I saw them
at The Stone in San Francisco, where I filed this report.
Given that Waite hadn’t played London (so far as
I know) in almost a quarter-century, and that $immons
and company play two nights at Wembley in two months’
time, it was a bit of a no-brainer. So don’t go
calling me bonkers!
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Thursday
4th March
There are just 98 days till the World Cup begins.
Frankly, on the evidence of last night’s game against
Egypt, England don’t stand a snowball in hell’s
chance of winning the tournament. Sure, the national side
was missing several key players (including the disgraced
Ashley Cole), but their first half performance was especially
poor. Capello’s decision to change things around
after Mohamed Zidan put the African champions ahead was
vindicated, but the final score of 3-1 flattered the Thee
Lions. Peter Crouch equalised with incredible style for
a big fella but was blatantly offside for his second goal
and England’s third. Whatever anyone says of Crouch,
20 strikes in 37 games – many of which were off
the bench – is an impressive stat. Bring in James
Milner for the overrated Lampard for me please, Fabio!
Gerrard, too, is living on his reputation.
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Wednesday
3rd March
It’s hard to believe that my last sighting of
John Waite was at the Marquee Club in Wardour Street wa-a-a-a-y
back in 1986. So imagine my frustration when I realized
that last night’s gig clashed with Kiss’ not-so-‘secret’
appearance at the Islington Academy. I had to return my
guest ticket for the latter, but even though Waite played
for just 90 minutes – less than charitable, given
the size of his catalogue – I don’t regret
doing so. As my friend John Dryland and I enjoyed a pre-gig
cider or three, UFO’s Paul Raymond strolled into
the World’s End, the boozer above the Underworld.
Paul and his other half, Helen, were fine company and
meeting them amplified the ‘refreshment’ factor.
The posters for Waite’s tour suggested he would
revisit solo material and offerings from his days with
The Babys and Bad English and, excepting a gratuitous
cover of Dylan’s ‘All Along The Watchtower’
and a single-song encore of the Zeppelin standard ‘Rock
And Roll’, that’s exactly what we got –
a mouth-watering smorgasbord of all that’s best
about Lancaster’s finest export. Although the Underworld
was only two-thirds full, the crowd went absolutely wild,
and one of my fondest memories of the night was turning
around to survey the scene during ‘When I See You
Smile’ and realising that a beaming John Mitchell
of It Bites was just a few feet away to my left. We exchanged
knowing grins and got on with mouthing the lyrics to the
Bad English classic. Here’s the set-list: ‘Change’,
‘Back On My Feet’, ‘Encircled’,
‘When I See You Smile’, ‘In Dreams’,
‘How Did I Get By Without You’, ‘All
Along The Watchtower’, ‘Mr Wonderful’,
‘Everytime I Think Of You’, ‘Suicide
Life’, Guitar Solo, ‘Best Of What I Got’,
‘New York City Girl’, ‘Missing You’,
‘Midnight Rendezvous’, ‘Head First’
and ‘Rock And Roll’.
And so… the SE25 pantomime continues... Paul Hart
has been appointed Crystal Palace’s new boss till
the end of the season, with CPFC Legend Dougie Freedman
returning to the club as his right-hand man and Cup Finalist
John ‘Pembo’ Pemberton taking charge of first-team
coaching duties. It could have been far, far worse. As
I got in from the Underworld, administrator Brendan Guilfoyle
was on Sky Sports News claiming: “[Neil Warnock]
told me didn’t have the stomach for the fight; if
he wasn’t committed I needed to let him go.”
If that’s true, it’s funny/tragic that Warnock
has the “stomach” to take on the running of
a club that’s just one position above Palace in
the table. A huge pile of cash versus principles and loyalty?
No contest, it seems. For me, NW has gone from hero to
zero in 24 hours.
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Tuesday
2nd March
Thankfully,
today is crammed with work – all enjoyable, and
enough to take my mind off the depressing situation at
Selhurst Park. I’ve got a phone interview with Rudolf
Schenker of the Scorps after lunch, before heading off
for a face-to-face chat with Judas Priest’s Rob
Halford and Glenn Tipton. The only bad news is that said
arrangement excludes me from attending a launch reception
for the ‘new’ Jimi Hendrix studio album, ‘Valleys
Of Neptune’. I’ll then head over to the Underworld
to see a gig by John Waite… see what I mean about
a hectic schedule??!!
[Edit: Despite coverage on BBC’s Breakfast News
and right across the media, the official CPFC website
now says that QPR’s statement is “somewhat
premature”, and that discussions regarding Warnock’s
release remain “ongoing”. What an absolute
farce.]
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Monday
1st March
It’s
10pm and my evening has burst into flames. After conducting
a great interview with former Survivor man Jim Peterik,
I’d settled down to watch some telly. The first
text came from my CPFC buddy Neil Pudney. Neil Warnock’s
‘transfer’ to QP-Hahaha was official. Oh,
bollocks. It was inevitable, but the reported compensation
package of £1.5 million that had been so vital to
keeping Crystal palace running till the end of the season
had dwindled to a paltry £400,000. Worse still we
have no idea who will be in charge against Sheffield United
on Saturday, or for the rest of the campaign – should
the club last that long (and with the taxman appearing
to play hardball with Portsmouth, being wound up looks
like a distinct possibility). All the usual names are
being linked with the vacancy (listed in my own order
of preference)… Sir Steve Coppell, Gareth Southgate,
Alan Smith – also such non-CPFC names as Gary Megson
and Paul Hart. The most unbelievable one is… Iain
Dowie. Holy. Fucking. Shit. The man that lied to us and
then walked out to join the Clowns. Had it happened in
an episode of Dream Team, you’d have said it was
too far-fetched for words.
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