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Friday 31st March
The postie has just delivered something tasty for the weekend.
You've gotta admire the attention to detail of Rock
Candy Records, a specialist re-issue label run by ex-journos
Dante Bonutto and Derek Oliver. Their albums are beautifully
re-mastered and lovingly packaged, with bonus tracks wherever
possible. The latest three albums to be afforded this treatment
are Lita Ford's 'Lita' (from 1988), 'Portrait Of The Artist
As A Young Ram' by Ram Jam (of 'Black Betty' fame, first issued
in 1978) and Stampede's sole studio disc 'Hurricane Town' (1983).
'Lita' went straight into the Death Deck and will probably remain
there for some time.
It's the day of Judas Priest and the Scorpions' Teenage Cancer
Trust benefit at the Royal Albert Hall, and I'm gutted not to
be able to attend. Palace have a crunch home game against Watford,
and having paid for four season tickets this year I just can't
afford to waste that sort of money. No doubt it'll be a killer
show, and of course it's for an excellent cause so I've asked
my good pal Malcolm Dome to drop a tenner into the collection
box on my behalf. A fantastic quote from Rob Halford about the
show has been posted at Rock
Detector "This will be the first time that a Harley
Davidson has trundled across the Royal Albert Hall stage! I'm
absolutely certain that when Queen Victoria had the place built
for Prince Albert she never imagined that in her wildest dreams!"
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Thursday 30th March
Was stuck at the PC in the office till gone 11pm last night,
and I'm so rammed with work that I've had to cancel my ticket
for tonight's Thin Lizzy's gig at Hammersmith. Even had to stall
tomorrow's plans to hook up with ex-FM men Pete Jupp and Steve
Overland for a preview of their new album as The Ladder. Being
self-employed, I can't complain about being this snowed-under.
Gave the new Survivor album, 'Reach', a few spins as I typed.
Gotta admit it had registered as merely average on first hearing
but there's no doubt that it's a bit of a grower. Also gave
Europe's 'Prisoners In Paradise' a good blasting; that one is
still a fuggin' classic.
Now here's something that definitely excites me for the future.
Drummer's
Digest have confirmed the rumours that Dream Theater's Mike
Portnoy is putting together a side project with Mikael Åkerfeldt
from Opeth, and according to Portnoy there's also even talk
of Steven Wilson of Porcupine Tree becoming involved. But hang
on a minute... a website for drummers? Do they pay their roadies
to read it out to 'em?!
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Monday 27th March
Dreadful news for Rose Tattoo fans. After a lengthy period
of illness, guitarist Pete Wells has died. Diagnosed with prostate
cancer in 2002, Wells sat out the band's last few visits to
Europe. Tragically, the growth became so widespread, not even
surgery could help. Now he's gone, aged just 58. As a major
Tatts follower and somebody who witnessed all the Aussie group's
fantastic early shows at places like the Marquee Club (even
though Angry Anderson said: "You look far too young"
when I told him that last year!), my condolences go to Pete's
family, friends and band-mates. By way of a tribute, I'll be
posting my Classic Rock interview with Pete and Angry from 2001
as soon as time permits.
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Sunday 26th March
Yesterday's defeat at Derby County (yes, Derby fuggin'
County) made me pig-sick. It's the lottery of the play-offs
for Palace now. But good luck in the Premiership to CPFC legend
Steve Coppell, whose Reading side have reached the top tier
for the first time in their history. Given Eagles chairman Simon
Jordan's false bravado about demanding to be promoted as champions
this year, I wonder if he's now regretting sacking Coppell -
or forcing him to resign, at least - as the first thing he did
when he bought Palace out of administration. This supreme irony
became obvious whilst watching the televised promotion party
scenes on Sky TV.
Still green with envy at Reading's good fortune (I admit it)
and seething at my own club's ineptitude, it was off to the
Mean Fiddler to check out a pair of reunited bands. I never
really rated original Onslaught singer Sy Keeler, but he and
the new-look Bristolians (guitarist Alan Jordan joining the
newly-mohawked guitarist Nige Rockett and the All-Dwarf Rhythm
Section of bassist Jim Hinder and drummer Steve Grice) exceeded
my expectations. A brand new song called 'Destroyer Of Worlds'
stood its ground alongside 'Let There Be Death', 'Angels Of
Death', 'Metal Forces', 'Demoniac', 'Power From Hell' and they
even included even a song from the Steve Grimmett-fronted swansong
'In Search Of Sanity', namely 'Shellshock'. Most of the crowd
loved 'em.
Compensating for a 15-year silence, headliners Venom burst out
of the traps with four classic songs; 'Black Metal', 'Welcome
To Hell', 'Bloodlust' and 'Die Hard'. Their sole survivor from
the 1980s glory years, bassist/growler Cronos then introduced
an impressive newie called 'Antechrist' from the 'Metal Black'
comeback disc, following it with 'The Evil One', from 1997's
'Cast In Stone'. Tying up a segment of 'At War With Satan' with
'Countess Bathory' in medley form, then roaring through 'The
Seven Gates Of Hell', all was going according to plan. But after
another two new songs, 'Burn In Hell' and 'Metal Black' itself,
Venom shocked the Mean Fiddler by exiting after around three-quarters
of an hour. How ironic that after an encore of 'Witching Hour'
everyone was back on the Tottenham Court Road pavement by (ahem)
9.31pm.
So let's get this straight... 41 minutes of Onslaught and less
than an hour from Venom costs £17.50??!! In theory I'd
agree with Cronos' parting rant ("C'mon England, we invented
this type of music. Why have we let the Americans take over?"),
but at least most Yank acts know how to sell their wares and
leave us happy. Yes, it was hard to fault the very little music
that was actually played (okay, I was also lucky enough not
to have paid), but such an exercise in minimalism hardly represents
value for mayhem.
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Friday 24th March
I'm nurturing a rather sore head. Last night, Mrs L and
I tubed it to Camden for a soiree to introduce Khoma, a Swedish
band that features ex-members of the highly rated Cult Of Luna,
and their rather good debut album 'Tsunami'. With glasses of
wine hitting the back of neck all too frequently and no evening
meal before leaving home, the mussus and I may possibly have
over-indulged in Roadrunner Records' hospitality. We didn't
last till the end of the set, but it was definitely above average...
I think.
There have been more hilarious developments in the Guns N' Roses-Velvet
Revolver feud. Alan Niven, who managed GN'R between 1986 and
1991, has posted an extraordinary statement at Metal
Sludge. Calling for a reunion of the band's 'Appetite For
Destruction' line-up, it slams singer Scott Weiland as "delusional"
and having "no discernable talent". Velvet Revolver
are also dismissed as "a thorough waste of a truly great
guitar player and terrific rhythm section", not to mention
responsible for an "entirely forgettable" output.
Can't wait for Weiland's response.
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Thursday
23rd March
In Flames rocked the Forum last night. With a clever
light show and enough pyro to do their name justice, the Swedes
were little short of sensational. Gotta admit, my fear was that
they'd be upstaged by Sepultura, a band that shouldn't really
be supporting anyone at this stage of their career. I've watched
the Brazilians' rise (or perhaps 'Arise') since their very first
UK appearance opening for Sodom at the Marquee. I rate much
of the work they've done since Max Cavalera left them after
a 1996 gig in London and have a lot of respect for current frontman
Derrick Green. On last night's evidence, however, they're running
out of steam. Ex-Soulfly man Roy Mayorga was a
surprisingly good stand-in for the absent Igor Cavalera and
the crowd went apeshit to Refuse/Resist', 'Troops Of Doom',
'Beneath The Remains', 'Arise' and an encore of 'Roots' but
their lack of patience for material from the new album 'Dante
XXI ('Convicted In Life', 'Buried Words') was all too obvious.
The headliners seemed to have a bee in their bonnet about Trivium,
singer Anders Fridén demanding that two fans in the front
row remove their Trivs T-shirts and replace them with specially
supplied In Flames garments, and introducing the new track 'Vacuum'
as "a Trivium cover song". It seemed
rather petty, especially as with a mixture of oldies like 'Behind
Space and 'Moonshield' and such recent material as 'System',
'Trigger', 'Black And White', 'Crawl Through Knives', 'Take
This Life' and a thunderous 'Cloud Connected' the quintet had
the Forum eating out of their hands.
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Tuesday 21st March
Bouncebackability's
back... and not a moment too soon! Last night's away win for
Palace at promotion rivals Leeds was a magnificent achievement.
The increasingly important Jobi McAnuff notched the goal that
silenced Elland Road, claiming sweet revenge for the match at
Selhurst. If we can play as well for the rest of the season,
anything might happen. And how hilarious that Flatnose Bruce's
relegation-bound Blues were spanked 0-7 in the FA Cup Quarter
Finals by Liverpool. After the disgusting way he walked out
on his contract with CPFC, maybe there is such a thing as karma
after all.
p.s. Talking of bouncebackability, the Guestbook
has at last risen from the dead!
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Monday 20th March
It had been 15 years since the Edgar Broughton Band's last
tour, so after savouring a plethora of recently re-issued product
I reckoned I'd better check 'em out. It was a wise move. Even
on a chilling Sunday night, the 100 Club was pretty stuffed
with inquisitive punters. Initially a power-trio of guitarist/vocalist
Edgar Broughton, his drumming bother Steve and bassist Arthur
Grant, the 2006 line-up has been expanded by a second guitarist
and keyboard player. But as you'd expect, it's namesake Edgar's
idiosyncratic vocals, fluent soloing and eerily crazed between-song
banter that fascinate. A mixture of standards and unheard material
was largely unintroduced, but 'Speak Down The Wires', a lyrically
revised 'Homes Fit For Heroes', 'For Doctor Spock', 'Out Demons
Out' and 'Love In The Rain' (the latter performed as a three-piece)
all suggested that the EBB's mixture of space-tinged progressive
rock, pychedelia, dirty blues and politically charged imagery
remains musically effective and socially revelant.
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Sunday
19th March
Palace's habit of giving away goals needlessly is really
starting to bug me. Yesterday, against a drab Ipswich team,
we conceded a stupid own goal and later our so-called 'defence'
stood back to allow Matthew Richards to cross for the visitors'
second equaliser, then failed to break down a 10-man side for
the last goal. Unfortunately, it's another season in the Fizzy
Pop League for the Eagles next year.... but at least we won't
be playing Scumwall or Shiteon & Homo Albion, who both suffered
their own damaging (and quite hilarious) results yesterday.
BTW, just rediscovered a bizarre cutting that I'd kept from
last week's Daily Star. Apparently, the music collections of
us Brits "are now bigger than ever, with the average music
fan owning a whopping 164 CDs". Men are "the biggest
spenders, with an average of 21 more albums than women in their
collection". You can say that again, as Mrs L would wearily
confirm. It would be impossible to whittle down my prized collection
to just 164 albums if somebody asked; I've probably got that
many by Status Quo and Uriah Heep alone. Does that make me a
saddo? Don't even answer that...
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Saturday 18th March
Yesterday
morning I made the trip to enemy territory, footie-speaking
at least, for an extremely pleasaurable interview with Gary
Moore, who lives in that unmentionable cess-pit on the South
Coast that starts with the letter 'B' and ends with 'N'. Spotting
my Crystal Palace scarf as I exited the cab, he said: "I
hope you won't be wearing that in the town centre afterwards,
you might end up in trouble." Seems that the guitar legend
almost got caught up the victory celebrations after our fine
away win last November. Of course the colours stayed on as I
wandered round the record shops after our chat. Nobody said
a word. With the Al**on staring down the barrel of relegation,
why would they risk the embarassment?
The evening involved a trip to the Royal Standard in Walthamstow,
a venue I used to frequent in my youth. My old mates Chariot
were the headliners, delivering their reliably robust brand
of entertainment with all the usual zeal. And with Martin Ball,
the old deejay from the Marquee Cub on the decks, it felt like
a bit of a timewarp - in a nice way.
I was also heartily impressed by Messiah,
a young band from Harrow who opened the show. When I say 'young'
I mean frighteningly fresh-faced. Heard a whisper that Tony
Platt, of AC/DC, Uriah Heep, Gary Moore and Foreigner fame,
is rather keen to produce 'em. Apparently there was also a person
from SPV Records checking them out. The six-piece's demo doesn't
really do their pomp-laden brand of hard rock a great deal of
justice, but Messiah are definitely one to watch.
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Friday
17th March
Avenged Sevenfold's major label debut 'City Of Evil'
might have been among the best albums of 2005, but the Californian
quintet's gig at the Forum last night wasn't the religious experience
I'd hoped for. Sorry to gripe on about this subject yet again,
but the sound was so dreadful for the first three numbers that
I almost left early. Synyster Gates and Zachy Vengeance are
a formidable guitar unit, and the flamboyant potency of songs
like 'Burn It Down' and 'Trashed And Scattered' is as obvious
as the band's charisma, but something definitely seemed to be
amiss with M Shadows' voice. If, as is being mooted, Avenged
Sevenfold are metal's great white hopes then they must do considerably
better than playing for just 50 minutes - including a cover
of Pantera's 'Walk' - before walking off. We got two classy
encore numbers ('Strength Of The World' and 'Bat Country'),
but a schoolteacher marking this performance would use the words
"must try harder" in big red letters.
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Thursday 16th March
Until
last night I hadn't seen what Trivium could do on a big stage,
my sole live experience of them being at shows in relatively
small venues like the Garage and the Barfly. So I'm pleased
to report that their Metallica-meets-Maiden raunch translates
well into larger-proportioned environs, boding well for their
support on Maiden's upcoming UK tour and another spot at the
Download Festival. After a somewhat lumpen opening set from
God Forbid, the US foursome romped through 70 minutes of rampant
though sometimes suprisingly commercial metal. Known by now
for jamming-out covers of their favourite bands during their
encores, last night we got Maiden's 'The Trooper' as usual,
plus 'Seek And Destroy' by Metallica and Megadeth's 'Symphony
Of Destruction', plus infinitely the less expected Van Halen
classic 'Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love' and 'Another One Bites The
Dust' by Queen. Great fun, but can't help thinking it'll become
an albatross before too long.
BTW, thanks to my pal Darren Edwards of Eagle Rock records for
pointing out that this website recently
made the pages of Kerrang!, a bit of a shock as the last
time my name appeared in that magazine Kurt Cobain was probably
still a Sammy Hagar fan!
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Tuesday 14th March
I've a rather sore head following Palace's televised 3-1
away triumph over Stoke City last night. I'm pretty sure that
we'll make the play-offs now, but that habit of giving away
silly goals is still rather worrying.
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Monday 13th March
Yesterday
was a lotta fun. Under the cover of pretending it was for their
benefit, I took the kids to Catford's Broadway Theatre for a
stage performance of Rentaghost,
the cult children's show that first aired on the BBC way back
in 1976. As a trip down memory lane it was hugely enjoyable;
not even the regrettable presence of deejay Danny Baker - a
vile Scumwall fan of the lowest kind - and his own brood further
along the row could remove the polish from this memorable occasion.
Alas, the re-make didn't feature Dobbin the original show's
celebrated pantomime horse, and we only heard Joe Pasquale's
dismembodied voice in the role of a talking statue, but Joseph
Wicks' sterling performance as the jovial jester Timothy Claypole
had adults and tots alike rolling in the aisles.
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Saturday 11th March
How times flies. Until last night's trip to Shepherds Bush
Empire, I'd not crossed paths with Jethro Tull for almost seven
years. The tube home was full of fans griping about the band
having overlooked their favourite songs, but Ian Anderson and
company were in darned fine form all the same. Tull played for
more than two hours, including all of their classic 1971 album
'Aqualung', plus 'Life Is A Long Song', 'Skating Away On The
Thin Ice Of The New Day', 'Living In The Past', 'Bourée',
'Cross Eyed Mary' (the latter once covered by Iron Maiden),
'Budapest' and more. There were several classical interludes,
mostly featuring special guest Lucia
Micarelli, a Julliard-educated 22-year-old whose violin
playing was as chillingly beautiful as her physical attributes.
Personally speaking, however, I'd rather have heard Tull's own
'Thick As A Brick' than the band and Micarelli's somewhat cheesy
stabs at 'Bohemian Rhapsody' and Zeppelin's 'Kashmir', or indeed
Martin Barre's snoozeworthy guitar workout 'French Correction'.
Minor niggles aside, though, Tull have still got it.
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Friday 10th March
Nurse, please find a surgeon to sew up my aching sides...
this is so funny. Velvet Revolver frontman Scott Weiland has
issued a stinging response to W Axl Rose's recent allegations
regarding Slash and Duff McKagan's "ever changing - and
false - stories regarding the formation of the band and its
history", and the "complete betrayal across the board
of [Slash's] alleged friendship and business relationship."
Branding Axl a "fat, botox-faced, wig-wearin' fuck",
Weiland retaliates: "Get in the ring. Go to the gym, motherfucker,
or if you prefer, get a new wig. Shame on you! How dare you
call our bass player 'spineless?' We toured our album over a
year and a half. How many shows have you played over the last
ten years? Oh, that's right - you bailed out on your long-awaited
comeback tour. We're talking about a frightened little man who
once thought he was king, but this king without his court is
nothing but a memory of the asshole he once was."
Scott, will you please say what you mean and get off the friggin'
fence?
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Thursday 9th March
Wow - I've just been thoroughly blown away by 'The Adversary',
a solo debut from Emperor's vocalist/guitarist Ihsahn. An ambitious
cross-pollination of black metal, progressive and symphonic-based
hard rock styles, overlain with Rush and King Diamond influences,
it's destined to stay superglued in the Ling Towers death deck
for a while after its April 10 release date. Also in the same
sphere of music, a promo of the sixth Satyricon album has just
dropped onto the mat. Can it really be more than four years
since I went to Oslo to interview the duo for their last release,
the brilliant 'Volcano'? Due via Roadrunner on April 24, the
oddly titled 'Now, Diabolical' picks up right where its illustrious
predecessor left off. Just two spins so far and I'm hooked.
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Wednesday 8th March
Maybe
I should just move my bed into the Underworld and be done with
it? Last night it was back to Camden again for Evergrey's debut
headline appearance in London. The Swedish prog-metallers have
supported various bands before (including Dream Theater's James
LaBrie) but I'd never crossed paths with 'em or really listened
to their records with any great interest. The forthcoming 'Monday
Morning Apocalypse' album is likely to be the quintet's best
shot at crossover success, but sad to say while their 90-minute
show left the chaps from Rocker's
Digest almost soiling their undergarments with ecstasy,
for me they were workmanlike and devoid of any real star quality.
Evergrey are definitely a group that you need to be familiar
with before leaping into the deep end, and the gradual seeping
away of what had been a fairly large crowd confirmed the foolhardiness
of saving their two best tracks, 'A Touch Of Blessing' and 'The
Masterplan', until the encores.
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Tuesday
7th March
Iron
Maiden's British tour dates were announced overnight. They're
playing eight shows in December, the last of which being a return
to London's cavernous Earls Court on the 22nd. Having been spoiled
rotten by seeing them at Hammersmith last year, the choice of
venue is more than a tad disappointing. But Maiden in an oversized
aircraft hanger is better than no Maiden at all. And Trivium
as a support act... cool.
Like any other footie fan, I'm hardly surprised that relegation
certainties Sunderland have given manager Mick McCarthy the
bullet - but their timing's pretty strange. Until now I've disliked
McCarthy for two key reasons; firstly he's a dour, tedious northerner,
and secondly he once managed Scumwall. But my, hasn't he behaved
with dignity this year? McCarthy had wanted to try to get the
club promoted again next season, but took his dismissal on the
chin. "It [the sacking] has happened," he told Sky
Sports. "That's all I'm going to say. I'm not going to
dash away [from here] all aggressive and horrible, I'll leave
you with a smile." Are you listening Jose 'Bad Loser' Mourinho??!!
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Sunday 5th March
I
won't dwell on yesterday's game. A distinctly average looking
Leeds scored their first goal against the run of play (or did
Gabor Kiraly give it them as a consequence of bad positioning?),
after which Palace's confidence evaporated and Leeds nabbed
a second - then there was no way back. Although I'd forgotten
what a cynical, dirty, time-wasting side Leeds are, I still
hope they're promoted automatically instead of Sheffield United
and that utter wankbag N**l W***ock.
Downing my post-game sorrows, I bussed across to New Cross to
see former Little Angels singer Toby Jepson. With its wide-ranging
clientele of libido-charged students, besuited rentboys and
assorted freaks - my friend Mark quite rightly stated that he
and I seemed to be the only two people in the place not fucked
out of our minds on drugs - the Amersham Arms was a surreal
venue. Support came from the Dean Howard Project, featuring
the former T'Pau guitarist of the same name. Howard's 'Volume
One' album is rather tasty, but stripped of its special guests
(Jepson, Ian Gillan and Thunder's Danny Bowes) much of its lustre
vanished. The same couldn't be said of Jepson, who added a few
extra solo songs ('Unwind', 'Inside Out') to the nucleus of
the set he played at Hammersmith with Thunder last month. Toby
releases a new album in November. Regarding my reservations
of his former band... you know what, maybe I was a little harsh?
His current group play fantastically well and I'm glad he's
back on the scene.
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Saturday
4th March
I admit, I'd had my worries about last night's John
Wetton & Geoffrey Downes gig at the Mean Fiddler. Wetton
has had much-publicised alcohol problems - reportedly a thing
of the past - and Asia's future (both immediate and long-term)
is now of course clouded with uncertainty. Backed by John Mitchell
of Kino/Arena on guitar and Steve Christey on drums, this could
almost have been viewed as a dress rehearsal for Asia's classic
line-up reunion. Certainly it answered several outstanding questions
marks. For instance...
1) Would Wetton actually show up and leave the bottle at home?
Box ticked. Firmly so. His voice hadn't sounded this good in
a very long time, and it was great to hear him perform 'The
Smile Has Left Your Eyes' with Geoff again after all these years.
He also seemed to be having fun. Speaking of which...
2) Does the chemistry between John and Geoff remain? Undoubtedly
so. Primarily here to promote 'Icon', the album that really
got them working together again, 'Hey Josephine', 'Let Me Go'
and 'Meet Me At Midnight' were among the best songs of the night.
Oddly, they also chose to include 'We Move As One', the song
they wrote for Abba's Agnetha Fältskog.
3) If Wetton and Downes do reunite as planned with Howe and
Palmer, would it work? It's a toughie, but halfway through a
quite brilliant version of 'Open Your Eyes' I realised the answer
is a categorical 'yes'. The set also included 'The Heat Goes
On', 'Only Time Will Tell', 'Voice Of America', 'Days Like These',
'Don't Cry', 'Go', 'Sole Survivor' and 'Heat Of The Moment'.
4) In this media conscious age, have the pair taken on a wardrobe
assistant? Alas, no. Not at all. John's straining belt was responsible
for almost as many quiet titters as Geoff's hilarious black
and white zebra-print strides. This is something we've learned
to live with by now.
5) On a far more serious note, after the Asia reunion is done
and dusted what fate awaits Downes? Wetton will revive his solo
career, Howe head back to Planet Yes and Palmer to his Island
In The Sun. That's something only Geoffrey can answer; he's
made his bed and must now lie in it come what may.
The best comment of the whole evening came from behind me during
the early stages of the show. When Wetton asked: "Who's
come a long way tonight?", Scarborough, Norwich and Shepherds
Bush were among the audience's replies, though sage-like somebody
replied: "You have, John." They were so right.
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Thursday
2nd March
Well,
England managed to beat Uruguay last night, though as we've
come to expect by now they made desperately hard work of it.
A quite unbelievable shot from Omar Pouso had given the vistors
a shock lead, but Peter Crouch's header and an injury time shot
from Joe Cole finally gave Sven's men the reward that their
domination deserved. Oh, and the hapless Darren Bent?! Anyone
care to tell me what that's all about? Purr-leassssse!
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Wednesday 1st March
Jesus.
After our cricketers' calamitous performance in Parkistan, the
opening day of England's First Test match against India saw
stand-in captain Flintoff winning the toss and electing to bat
on a flat, run-friendly wicket. By the end of play a precarious
246-7 was reached. Those halycon days of Ashes triumph now seem
a distant memory.
Still with pleasant recollections, last night I renewed my live
acquaintance with Sick Of It All, an excellent group that I
first witnessed back on 1994's 'Scratch The Surface' tour. Now
into their 20th year, the New Yorkers still tear up the room
like no other. As well as slipping in tasters from the forthcoming
'Death To Tyrants' album, they added a new twist to a form of
moshing known as 'the Braveheart'. Basically, Lou Koller splits
the crowd down the middle and gives the command for both sides
to charge at each other. Only last night, "because everyone
and their grandmother" has copied the trick, SOIA attempted
a 'doubledecker Braveheart' - fans mounted on piggyback... a
helluva sight. Special guests from Virginia, Municipal Waste
tore through a surprisingly effective 35 minutes of (hopefully)
tongue-in-cheek thrash, though their singer's resemblance to
that porksome fella from the TV show Lost was kinda distracting.
UK sludgers Mistress had set things off impressively, but the
evening's other band - Boston's The Unseen - were just a little
too hardcore-by-numbers for me.
Anyway, with England's World Cup warm-up against Uruguay just
a few hours away, I'm off to start drinking...
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